That elves really are jerks. And stupid, my god, Merrill, please!
That mages really are batshit crazy. Except Dorian, of course.
That the combination of both is going to doom us all. I thought you were cool, Solas...
In fact, EVERYTHING is the fault of ancient magical elves. And you thought you had it bad in Tevinter, Fenris.
Be smarter next time and stick to your loyal human warrior friends. They will never let you down. I love you so much Alistair, Aveline and Cassandra.
Seriously, Dragon Age has turned me from a free mages advocate and open-minded elf enthusiast into a mage-hating racist. I finally understand where all the resentment in Thedas is coming from. I applaud Bioware for trolling me so royally...





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