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[Fidite Nemini]

That's right folks, Uwe Boll is FINALLY going to stop. He's quitting Hollywood!

 

Hear it from Da Man himself (warning, a little profanity included (stay classy Boll!)):

Spoiler

 

REJOICE!!! HE'S GONE!!!

[TheJediSaint]

You cant quit being an untalented hack.

[The Invader]

You cant quit being an untalented hack.

That's Just insulting to untalented hacks the world over.

[Fidite Nemini]

You cant quit being an untalented hack.

 

You should watch his rant video where he's taken out the flamethrower against Hollywood. Of course Boll wanted to save the people in Darfur, but Hollywood and us inhumane birdies dun fckd it up according to him. Decidedly NSFW but hilarious to watch.

[TheJediSaint]

Uwe Boll's only value is as a living, breathing case study of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[Riven326]

Fantastic! Thanks for the good news.

[Althix]

who is this guy and what is rampage?

[Fidite Nemini]

who is this guy and what is rampage?

 

If you don't know, don't ask any more questions. You don't want to know. You don't. Unless you enjoy torturing your eyes and brain with terribad movies.

[Althix]

thanks i won't, kisses.

[Fidite Nemini]

Good riddance. The guy was basically a real-life The Producers, exploiting German tax law to make money by deliberately making flops. Now that the exploit has been closed and his kickstarter has fallen flat, hopefully he'll just quietly disappear off the face of the earth.

 

Lots of things could happen on a Golf court. Golf cart crashes, errant balls flying around, alligators in the water obstacles, quick sand bunkers, anti-personel-mines on the green ...

[ObserverStatus]

who is this guy and what is rampage?

he's a director famous for making bad movies, and rampage was the closest he's come to making a good movie.

[wolfsite]

Here is a video about how Uwe Boll got his movies funded.

 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Here's hoping it sticks.

[Vroom Vroom]

I like the fact that his YouTube video is of a higher quality than the movies he makes. The YouTube video has real emotion and a high quality background!  

[bEVEsthda]

He was such an inspiration to everyone who wanted but lacked ability.     He showed Michael Bay that he too could become a movie director.

(Though I have to say that Uwe Boll was a lot better.) 

[SmilesJA]

What a baby. I bet he did this after the video.

 

[mybudgee]

who is this guy and what is rampage?

He's kinda like the Phil Fish of cinema

 

[o Ventus]

That's Just insulting to untalented hacks the world over.

Being an untalented hack, I can attest to this.

[Commander Rpg]

 

It comes for everyone, even for Uwe "Stained Underwear" Boll.

[Jorji Costava]

For posterity's sake, here's Uwe Boll's boxing match with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka of somethingawful.com:

 

[wolfsite]

For posterity's sake, here's Uwe Boll's boxing match with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka of somethingawful.com:

 

Have to always keep in mind that there were a lot of restrictions set up before anyone could actually fight him, they pretty much had it so no people with actual fighting experience could take him on and they couldn't train before the event.

[Killdren88]

Cool. Now that he has more free time, he can continue to keep giving Casey Hudson writing tips as he works at Microsoft. *Raises shields *

[leighzard]

Wait... did he seriously just say that Rampage 3 was an "important" movie?