Wait... did he seriously just say that Rampage 3 was an "important" movie?
Important for his scam.
Wait... did he seriously just say that Rampage 3 was an "important" movie?
No, he can't retire! Who else can make all these great comedies?
Cool. Now that he has more free time, he can continue to keep giving Casey Hudson writing tips as he works at Microsoft. *Raises shields *
Nope Casey has actually done some good work the with ME trilogy (overall) and KOTOR, Uwe Boll on the other hand has done nothing good at all.
I never had any problems with the fellow. Watching his movies were always optional. He did his own thing with a very low budget. Can't fault him for that. Michael Bay is way worse, in my opinion. Giving how much resources he has to work with, and still fails.
Who will be the Boll if the Boll is no more?
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I never had any problems with the fellow. Watching his movies were always optional. He did his own thing with a very low budget. Can't fault him for that. Michael Bay is way worse, in my opinion. Giving how much resources he has to work with, and still fails.
I never had any problems with the fellow. Watching his movies were always optional. He did his own thing with a very low budget. Can't fault him for that. Michael Bay is way worse, in my opinion. Giving how much resources he has to work with, and still fails.
Uwe Boll is a self-obsessed, holier-than-thou, fite-me-IRL jerkass that's been using loopholes in laws to enrich himself by making bad movies. KnossosTNC said it well when he compared him with The Producers.
The guy isn't just bad at making movies, he's intentionally making bad movies and exploiting laws that are meant to protect investors from going bankrupt in order to make money. And the fact that he takes it out on the public via Kickstarter, bawling on how retarded people are for not supporting him in his latest coup just shows that the guy lacks any sort of respect for his peers. We, the potential audience, are beneath him, only good for financing his Golf hobby and we should all shut up and give him our money.
Uwe Boll is a self-obsessed, holier-than-thou, fite-me-IRL jerkass that's been using loopholes in laws to enrich himself by making bad movies. KnossosTNC said it well when he compared him with The Producers.
The guy isn't just bad at making movies, he's intentionally making bad movies and exploiting laws that are meant to protect investors from going bankrupt in order to make money. And the fact that he takes it out on the public via Kickstarter, bawling on how retarded people are for not supporting him in his latest coup just shows that the guy lacks any sort of respect for his peers. We, the potential audience, are beneath him, only good for financing his Golf hobby and we should all shut up and give him our money.
So what you are saying is that he is basically the same as everyone else in the movie industry?
Who? Oh that hack that made intentionally shitty movies..Hes the real world version of the Director characters in the springtime for hitler movie. Intentionally making bad movies because he makes more money that way. Watch the aforementioned game theorist video to why this guy has is and always will be a joke. ![]()
So what you are saying is that he is basically the same as everyone else in the movie industry?
No. Most people in the movie industry are intelligent enough not to overtly insult the people who finance their riches. And again some of those people are legitimate business men who don't have to exploit loopholes to get money from bad movies. And some of those people make their money by making financially successfull movies. And some of those people make movies that are actually entertaining.
Uwe Boll is none of the above.
Who will be the Boll if the Boll is no more?

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What an *******....I still remember this video of his from two years ago.
Yeah...real genius at getting everyone to unanimously hate you lol.
No. Most people in the movie industry are intelligent enough not to overtly insult the people who finance their riches. And again some of those people are legitimate business men who don't have to exploit loopholes to get money from bad movies. And some of those people make their money by making financially successfull movies. And some of those people make movies that are actually entertaining.
Uwe Boll is none of the above.
They might not use as many loopholes, but they are all about money these days - nothing else. Boll is just saying it as it is. No asskissing or anything like that. If anything it is refreshing (however bizarre it might be).
Here is the second bit of his rant. Mostly aimed at Hollywood.
Side note: Darfur was actually good. The rest of his movies, not so much.
^Had already linked that.
^Had already linked that.
Sorry. Missed it.
Wait... did he seriously just say that Rampage 3 was an "important" movie?

If Uwe Boll is as good at quitting as he is at making movies...
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If Uwe Boll is as good at quitting as he is at making movies...
Noooooo. Don't jinx it.
DON'T JINX IT!!!!!!
They might not use as many loopholes, but they are all about money these days - nothing else. Boll is just saying it as it is. No asskissing or anything like that. If anything it is refreshing (however bizarre it might be).
Here is the second bit of his rant. Mostly aimed at Hollywood.
Side note: Darfur was actually good. The rest of his movies, not so much.
Well, he's not wrong about how Hollywood and celebrities operate.
The fact that he insults people for pointing out bad his films are show's he can't handle criticism.
His movies are terrible, but it was fun to mock them for being terribad.
Boll isn't as bad as Ed Wood was. the Postal movie was funny.
Boll isn't as bad as Ed Wood was. the Postal movie was funny.
You're right, he's worse than Ed Wood ever was. Ed Wood simply didn't care that he was a bad director and often had no money to work with, he made his movies because he loved to make movies.
... Up until the end anyway, when he went cuckoo crazy and started directing weird porn. I think he did those because he was bats**t insane by that point.

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Good riddance, I'll pop open the champagne bottle.