Yeah, forgot to mention, first pug there was a cabal I believe, y'know, female turian. My TSol tried to hit on her ( literally ^^ ), but I guess she wasn´t in the mood.
You missed Wednesday Humpday. ![]()
Yeah, forgot to mention, first pug there was a cabal I believe, y'know, female turian. My TSol tried to hit on her ( literally ^^ ), but I guess she wasn´t in the mood.
You missed Wednesday Humpday. ![]()
I always thought humpday is everyday. Now I'm confused
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Yeah, forgot to mention, first pug there was a cabal I believe, y'know, female turian. My TSol tried to hit on her ( literally ^^ ), but I guess she wasn´t in the mood.
You can hit grill Turians. You tap 'em with your Turian reach!
But, but, she has flexibility. ![]()
^ Kinky.
I played the Locust TSol (because it's a fun kit, but that's another thread) and found myself on Glacier Hazard vs Rippaz with JGDD on the squad. So he's my witness that I played Turian today.
He's also my witness that I didn't Photoshop this image into being - there really was a Brute levitating in the upper lab:

As a special bonus, you'll see in the bottom right that I seem to have successfully revived one of the pugs into a sync kill - it was unintentional, I swear! ![]()
Brutes are also excited for Turians day, because they're half Turians ![]()
[...]As a special bonus, you'll see in the bottom right that I sem to have successfully revived one of the pugs into a sync kill - it was unintentional, I swear!
I hate people who do this. But usually it's quick retribution, because once I'm gone the rest crumbles like a house of cards anyway.
^ Rage.
I played the Locust TSol (because it's a fun kit, but that's another thread) and found myself on Glacier Hazard vs Rippaz with JGDD on the squad. So he's my witness that I played Turian today.
He's also my witness that I didn't Photoshop this image into being - there really was a Brute levitating in the upper lab:
As a special bonus, you'll see in the bottom right that I seem to have successfully revived one of the pugs into a sync kill - it was unintentional, I swear!
pile of brutes... they are so happy ![]()
I hate people who do this. But usually it's quick retribution, because once I'm gone the rest crumbles like a house of cards anyway.
I may have exaggerated for effect ![]()
I revived him directly behind where I'm standing in the screenshot, and on the right you can see him in the Banshee's tender embrace. It looks like he got up and ran straight into her arms. Maybe he has a thing for chicks with electronic nipples.
And a postscript to the Brute story. He couldn't move from where he was, so he died up there in the air, and his corpse remained floating in that position afterwards.
Salarians lack something...mhmmm, what could it be? Could it be VARIETY?
Yeah, that's the one.
Absolutely, need moar Salarians in ME4MP
Salarian Soldier:
Fortification
Energy Drain
Cryo Grenades
Salarian Sentinel:
Tech Armor
Incinerate
Throw
One of these should be female. I'm thinking the Sentinel because Biotics are kinda girly powers anyway
So, today as we all know it, is Turiansday.
And on Turiansday we play only...wait for it...Turians! Pls, report back with your Turian games and adventures and post them in this thread
Absolutely, need moar Salarians in ME4MP
Salarian Soldier:
Fortification
Energy Drain
Cryo Grenades
Salarian Sentinel:
Tech Armor
Incinerate
Throw
One of these should be female. I'm thinking the Sentinel because Biotics are kinda girly powers anyway
Then maybe we'll have a Salarian Liver Saladturday in ME4. But today is Turiansday and you are obligated by THE LAW to play Turians ![]()
As a special bonus, you'll see in the bottom right that I seem to have successfully revived one of the pugs into a sync kill - it was unintentional, I swear!
If they didn't see the banshee coming despite the goddamn Tacscan, they deserved it anyway. I'm glad to see there was at least one other person who is celebrating Tali Thursdays instead.
If they didn't see the banshee coming despite the goddamn Tacscan, they deserved it anyway. I'm glad to see there was at least one other person who is celebrating Tali Thursdays instead.
To be fair, even a Tacscanned Banshee will teleport through the wall if there's a no-dodge character to pick up and cuddle on the other side.
That was JGDD celebrating Tali and Xen by tossing Arc Nades pretty much every time he could find any. It was glorious.
Ah crap, I won't have any time to play today. I feel like taking the Cabal out for a couple of runs.
The face of a Fat Turian in a Noveria blizzard when Marksman makes things outside barely visible and 2 of the pugs are out of the escort circle dying. "Amateurs,- he whispers to himself"

It was a drag, but we came out of that toaster hell:

Randomizer gave me T-Sent (yay!) with Viper sniper rifle (boo!), vs. Reapers on Glacier.
I was joined by a Turian (yay!) Ghost Infiltrator (boo!... I mean... wait, who cares? why do we have to hate on people's character choices?) and a couple of not-Turians (boo!).
Things I learned in this game:
The T-Sent is good.
The Viper is not very good.
However, sniping Banshees in their head is fun.
My last game was with the TGI (hey, why not? Good as any reason to dust off that kit for a change. Plus I was in a haste so I may not have been thinking clearly >_>). Was going to slap good ol' Phaeston on, but no deal without Marksman accuracy boost. So I took my lvl.5 CAR instead. While waiting forever for the 20 headshot medal to appear, here comes the 5 headshot medal? What?! Naturally I panicked because it was quite late in the game. Got the 10 headshot medal, but never made it to 20. Going to hang my weapons now.
To be fair, even a Tacscanned Banshee will teleport through the wall if there's a no-dodge character to pick up and cuddle on the other side.
That was JGDD celebrating Tali and Xen by tossing Arc Nades pretty much every time he could find any. It was glorious.
Yes, but tacscan highlights said target through the wall so one can prepare for such bullshit. It's why I put it on them even if I plan to not attack them until the end of the wave (and because it's like a "pugs shoot here" beacon).
Indeed, but there aren't even any T's in Xen's full name even with ship name. Instead, she gets Xensday because it rhymes and quarians don't like W's anyway, but not because we can't pronounce them without an H sound first.
My last game was with the TGI (hey, why not? Good as any reason to dust off that kit for a change. Plus I was in a haste so I may not have been thinking clearly >_>). Was going to slap good ol' Phaeston on, but no deal without Marksman accuracy boost. So I took my lvl.5 CAR instead. While waiting forever for the 20 headshot medal to appear, here comes the 5 headshot medal? What?! Naturally I panicked because it was quite late in the game. Got the 10 headshot medal, but never made it to 20. Going to hang my weapons now.
Handover your Armiger Legion card. And while your at it, bring your man card too, you'll not be needing it anymore. No 20 headshots, what a disgrace for Turian society ![]()
I'm joking of course, but not really...no I'm AM joking...or am I? ![]()
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Handover your Armiger Legion card. And while your at it, bring your man card too, you'll not be needing it anymore. No 20 headshots, what a disgrace for Turian society
I'm joking of course, but not really...no I'm AM joking...or am I?
you shouldn't be joking. That's just sad....like PUG TGI level sad.
Handover your Armiger Legion card. And while your at it, bring your man card too, you'll not be needing it anymore. No 20 headshots, what a disgrace for Turian society
I'm joking of course, but not really...no I'm AM joking...or am I?
10 Headshots is pretty impressive for console