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[Darth Volus]

you shouldn't be joking. That's just sad....like PUG TGI level sad.

 

Well I don't score 20 headshots all the time either   Especially when there's 3 screenshakers or Vanguard types making everything flinch and dodge. 

[EnemySpinach]

I am a traitor to Palaven. Dragon ball Xenoverse got new DLC. Not playing right now.

 

... ah, who am I kidding? Fleet and Flotilla was overrated anyways. Quarians FTW ;p

[Swan Killer]

Well I don't score 20 headshots all the time either   Especially when there's 3 screenshakers or Vanguard types making everything flinch and dodge. 

 

I heard Jay Hoaxtatron is having a garage sale, I'm sure he has some "interesting" floppy disks for occasions like this!

[Darth Volus]

I heard Jay Hoaxtatron is having a garage sale, I'm sure he has some "interesting" floppy disks for occasions like this!

 

Awww. but I don't have a floppy disk drive anymore   I don't even have a CD drive. What a bummer.

[Indoctornated]

Is Turiansday over already? Not in Canada, eh? ... That was the joke. 

 

 

Anyway, just had another glorious Turian match... well maybe not so glorious since I was the only Turian! But, I redeemed myself with another 20 headshot medal via Eagle 1 TSent. Noticed in this match that the Banshees can outpace my Turian jackson moonwalk while pew, pew, pewing her in the head. Had her down to the last bar of armour and while piercing her away, I thought "I can do it!... Er, maybe not?  :wacko:" So I back away and then a slight magnet pull later, she popped me. Had to sit this one wave out and let the pugs recover some of my epeen powers. But I still came out on top. Turian reach for the win!

 

I got punished next game by not choosing Turian by penalty of Collector wave 11 freeze. Lesson learned. ... Turians.

[Salarian Master Race]

One time I was playing Melee Cabal, and I was the last one alive.  It was Ghost/Reapers/Gold, and down to the last enemy: Me vs a Banshee.

 

So I went to Melee Town with zero flucks given!  Slash!  Lunge!  Stabby!  She went into teleport mode!  But she's got one bar left!  I can still make it!

 

No, I couldn't.  She grabbed me instantly.  While she was fisting my lifeless corpse, my DoT damage killed her, everyone got up, and the day was saved!  Hackett got on the comm and said "Outstanding work down there!"  lol he's such a Democrat

[Darth Volus]

^ Pretty epic. I had something like that, but with a Krogan Soldier. I got stabbed, but at the same time the Inferno melted her and we won. 

[Indoctornated]

Well, just did my last game of the day. Turian Havoc. I only ever played him melee before. But I just got the Reeger and the last two games with it were super smooth with glowing epeen bonus. That and I just did a session. So lol Ops packs sounded very appealing all of a sudden. Well guess what. This had to be like my worst game I've ever had in ages. Good thing no BSNers were around or I'd never hear the end of it. So less said, well done. ... But it was still cool. Turned my epeen meter off for this one since the start. Just wanted to relax. And well, this is me. ... Just don't ask me why I died so much with stimpacks & ran out of gels by like wave 6. That part is not me. >_>

[TheTechnoTurian]

Techno Turian assumed Binary Helix´s BSN account or what?

 

 

Damn, what TheTechnoTurian has done to this forum ! 

 

Welcome your new fat turian overlords boys, this forum is slowly becoming a turianforum! 

 

For me, every day is Turiansday

 

 

 

You missed Wednesday Humpday. 

 

Everyday for me is a combination of Turiansday and Humpday. 

 

With that said I only remembered to take screenshots during one of my turiangames today, a pug I played a few minutes ago. Started out with me and a QFE, then a Fury joined and a human soldier. It was the usual frustrating pug, Collectors London, with those fuckin area hacks. The human soldier died about a million times during the hack (and spent all that time outside the circle) and then dropped from the game.  And then in w4 ... 

 

 

A Fat Turian Joined

 

After i was done screaming and fanning my face in glee we got down to business. I did in fact get the 15 revives medal, that glorious fat turian kept on going down on me along with the other pugs.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Well... I didn't know about Turiansday... but I played my Turian Sentinel nonetheless.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Wake me up when it is Slayer Sunday..and have a 24 pack of beer waiting for me if you don't mind.

[Darth Volus]

@ Techno. Reports are coming in that you were having a duo with marksmad yesterday. 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

@ Techno. Reports are coming in that you were having a duo with marksmad yesterday. 

They are correct in substance, although probably not in detail. Although I can confirm that it was hot and she was awesome

[Darth Volus]

They are correct in substance, although probably not in detail. Although I can confirm that it was hot and she was awesome

 

Playing Turians? If not....

[NuclearTech76]

Took the Cabal out for a few games last night. I forgot just how tough and tanky she is. Rippers and Pumpkin Head Collectors got rekt.  

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Playing Turians? If not....

Of course I mean playing Turians, what else could you possibly have thought I meant?

[Darth Volus]

Of course I mean playing Turians, what else could you possibly have thought I meant?

 

I think Gerbil will want to hear this 

[RustyBuckets02]

I decided to respect this prestigious holiday yesterday by playing through 6 games- one for each Turian. As I can't screenshot my glorious turians I will have to make do with sharing their stories instead.

 

Cabal

 

First Turian of the day found herself on firebase white against cerberus. It was a public game, but no pugs joined. Still, it did mean plenty of nightshade blades to share with the phantoms. I'm sure they appreciated it.

 

Havoc

 

The havoc is glorious. And fighting a load of dumb shuffling artificial "intelligence" units by repeatedly ramming them only accentuates his glory. Brannigan and Drake joined me halfway through this game, but there were no other Turians.

 

Saboteur

 

I'm trying a no fitness build for the moment, but I'm still unconvinced that the last 2 ranks of turret are worth the 4 points in fitness. Smooth game against cerberus with Drake using a cabal and a pug with a turian solider.

 

Soldier

 

What's the only thing better than having a Turian Soldier with a saber? The same, but where the enemies have giant fat heads. Co-starring Drakes TGI.

 

Ghost

 

Screenshake Galore and a lot of dead burning reapers. One of the pugs was also using a TGI to up the Turian quota.

 

Sentinel

 

Just me and the pugs this time, who presumably missed the point of Turiansday as they were all Krogans, but we landed on reactor hazard against collectors which gave me ample opportunity to demonstrate my disdain. Krogans are surprisingly hard to cook in the reactor- although I found locking a possessed abomination inside with two of them was a little more effective.

 

That was fun. I think I might have another Turiansday today.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I'm still unconvinced that the last 2 ranks of turret are worth the 4 points in fitness. 

AP ammo and rockets? totally worth it.

[Quarian Master Race]

I'm fairly certain that a significant portion of the PS3 playerbase lurks here, because I ran into pretty much nothing but turians yesterday. My quarians were very tired from having to backpack all their goddamn heavy metallic exoskeltoned asses to glory, but I'm not gonna complain about more dextros in the squad because then there's more dextro soup, bonanas and booze in the shuttle that won't kill me.

 

[Salarian Master Race]

I'm fairly certain that a significant portion of the PS3 playerbase lurks here, because I ran into pretty much nothing but turians yesterday. My quarians were very tired from having to backpack them all their goddamn heavy metallic exoskeltoned asses to glory, but I'm not gonna complain about more dextros in the squad because then there's more dextro soup, bonanas and booze in the shuttle that won't kill me.
 

 

They fear your wrath so they keep quiet.

[BioBot Groupie No. 1537834]

Turians are truly the Supreme species of the galaxy. Had 3 games with a guy rocking the TGI. I sported my TSol and the Turian domination ensued. First game we had the opportunity of a cabal joining us. The only Human, due to his inferiorty, was left only with scraps. The second game we were joined by an asari valkyrie and a Batsol. Needless to say, their "might" vanished quickly as the TGI and myself went to business, you know, killing things left and right. That particular game ended with a +3 KS and me not dieing for once. For the last game, the setup was still the same. By now those ultimately inferior to us should have realized, that they are spectators. And so it shall be known, that the Turian hierarchy is taking names and kicking quads.

[Salarian Master Race]

Turians are truly the Supreme species of the galaxy. Had 3 games with a guy rocking the TGI. I sported my TSol and the Turian domination ensued. First game we had the opportunity of a cabal joining us. The only Human, due to his inferiorty, was left only with scraps. The second game we were joined by an asari valkyrie and a Batsol. Needless to say, their "might" vanished quickly as the TGI and myself went to business, you know, killing things left and right. That particular game ended with a +3 KS and me not dieing for once. For the last game, the setup was still the same. By now those ultimately inferior to us should have realized, that they are spectators. And so it shall be known, that the Turian hierarchy is taking names and kicking quads.

 

(with Salarian and Quarian technology and weaponry, of course)

 

You guys are like organic Geth.  Though I imagine the Salarians had a much easier time programming you than the Quarians did with the Geth.

 

One more thing we did right.

[SwoopIM]

I can't believe I missed Turiansday!  Nuts! 

 

 

(That's what I get for playing Witcher 3?)

[Indoctornated]

^ That's what you get for having a life out of this place.