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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Hai gaiz!

 

I woke up this morning pondering many things.  It was like diarrhea of the brain, but in a jenius way.  I invented the floating hot air gold fish, the knee sock belt, and the flame resistant scrunchie all before brushing my teeth (it’s Thursday).  Feeling proud, I decided to play some ME3 MP to reward myself.  As I loaded up da game, I decided to choose the Destroyer, the last character kit I unlacked.  He’s so beautiful, and dat stagger resistance.  That got me thinking about Geth and their staggers.  Why do people hate them so much?  They should hate Cerberus.  Why isn’t Cerberus the most hated faction? Duh.

 

I busted out the whiteboard to amass effective data, scientifically, on Geth stagger.   It turns out I staggered 23 times before I finished my jolly rancher.  Sciense is amaizing!

 

I started hosting a private lobby so that I could admire my Dustroyer with the BotB banner in the background.  Then I took the banner off and made the lobby public.  I don’t want people to think I am self-conscious of my ePeen.  Problem solver is my middle name.

 

It was taking a long time, so I decided to buy some Specturd and Arsanal packs.  I’m not sure which is the best way to max Weapons Mods/Gear.  It’s like Christmas (a maxed manifest) is at the end of a really fast and long treadmill that is really long and fast, and my stubby little legs can’t quite run fast enough.  How do Volus do it?? (Aha! Another thread idea!)

 

Finly, someone joiund my lobby, and we started to play.  We got Glacier.  I used my light melee to wave high to him, but he just stared at me.  I only just started to wave.  It made me wonder why I get Long Stares on Glacier during my wave start. WHY??? 

 

Maybe you guys know.  So I am asking you to answer any of the above philosophical musings.  Inspiration drips from my mind like something that drips a lot from something that leaks profusely. 

 

At the end of the match, I realized… I’m a -273.15 degrees Celsius.  Nah mean?  

 

I am finding that ME3 MP really gives my brain a jump start and gets my pissed-ons pumping, the injun revving.  It's crazy that at one point I almost retird.  I only kept playing because I felt I shouldn't be posting in the Combat Section if I am retird.  My conscience doesn't let me deprive you of these epiphanies and epidurals I have. 

 

Please stay on tapick and keep this discussion clean.  It's Thursday.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Stop being such a sinful force of nature there Krogan buddy. Sometimes if you go and think back in older times you could have possibly played SpacedInvader 1  the og Atari version which is really out-dated by today's standards. . But I don't want to be so Lakkooky about things like that. Instead nowadays with soo many characters having prosthetic limbs and such....they cant be much of a father of a pearl to find. Then again sometimes I feel really 2Fased about these matters in question. Also, yes..I know what you Yao Ming.

[Dalakaar]

Right?

[Indoctornated]

Man, and I'm just ready and going to bed. Make sure you guys keep this topic safe till then. Go to sleep, BSN. And I wish you all a goodnight.

[The NightMan Cometh]

^^^ AKA he just reported this thread.

[Indoctornated]

What?! Lol. This thread must await my arrival. Need a fresh start before I break this topic into science. Plus post is so long to read before bed. I'll be here till morning.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Man, and I'm just ready and going to bed. Make sure you guys keep this topic safe till then. Go to sleep, BSN. And I wish you all a goodnight.

Please stay on tapick.

 

By the way, I think there is a variable with Geth stagger.  I tried testing again, using the same exact kit, and I was staggered 28 times before finishing my jolly rancher.  Maybe it is map dependent.  

 

Has anyone tried testing?  I wish there was a compilation of ME3 MP resources I could check when I am curious about mechanics and how they fix cars.

[q5tyhj]

[Indoctornated]

Please stay on tapick.

 

By the way, I think there is a variable with Geth stagger.  I tried testing again, using the same exact kit, and I was staggered 28 times before finishing my jolly rancher.  Maybe it is map dependent.  

 

Has anyone tried testing?  I wish there was a compilation of ME3 MP resources I could check when I am curious about mechanics and how they fix cars.

 

Oh! Were's talking about Geth Stagger? I did a lot of science on this today, testing a few things with very interesting results. I plan on continuing it again when I get up. So I'm sure I'll have some good on topic answers.

 

EDIT - You know, I really like the title of this thread. Made me smile.

 

EDIT 2 - Ok, I looked at it again, and it made me laugh this time.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

What?! Lol. This thread must await my arrival. Need a fresh start before I break this topic into science. Plus post is so long to read before bed. I'll be here till morning.

If it is too long to read, then why responder loadout?  Please C-yo-nan-constructive rear out the thread until you wake up and are ready to contribute.

 

I am eager to hear the results of your scientific testes on stagger.

 

Get some sleep before the nightman cometh, unless it is daytime where you are at.  I'm sensitive to time zones.  Time Zone Sensitive Guy is my other middle name.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

 

EDIT - You know, I really like the title of this thread. Made me smile.

 

 

Oh, I guess you do like Sciense.  Do you have Instagram?  We should duo sometime, but never Cerberus.

Do you have teh Dustroyer yet?  We can do like Double Impact and load our Claymoars with Jean Claude Van Dammo.  We can speedrun and try to get the best splits.  

 

Text me

[The NightMan Cometh]

^^^ After reading the above post .I couldnt stop my heart from beating so fast, was kind of like a dragon racer. Also, sometimes when playing ME3 multiplayer, I like to think I am a Born_strategist..but when I play on Firebase White..My Infiltrator that doesnt use Cryo Blast, tends to get a cold boner. Unless my character's skin choice hides the E-Peen in question. And yes, if you retire from something, You are not allowed to say anything that has to due with what you retired from as a matter of principle. Does the Ex-President's opinion even matter to the current President?  No.

[Swan Killer]

#FreeBornStrategist

#NeedsLolSilverAdvice

#LegalizeCamping

[Kenny Bania]

I lol'd

[Catastrophy]

Isn't it strange we live so close to the Absolute Zero?

[The NightMan Cometh]

Totally RElated to EVERy thing:  https://youtu.be/QPTB-NW8OHs

 

SPread the word...this is dope.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Isn't it strange we live so close to the Absolute Zero?

Are you talking about temperature or intelligence?

[Catastrophy]

Are you talking about temperature or intelligence?

As someone who opened a poetry thread on the BSN you are surely aware that not everything needs to be named explicitly.

[RayD3MSoC]

Totally RElated to EVERy thing:  https://youtu.be/QPTB-NW8OHs

 

SPread the word...this is dope.

 

The hell is wrong with you man?

[Indoctornated]

K, I'm still reading the OP, and just realized something very sad. Too bad the folks that have me blocked are so totally missing so much of the humour behind it and must be thinking what is the Krogan on? My Sugar Bombs!

 

And man, you have a good memory. You even remembered Spectre and Arsenal Packs, lol. PS. I'm listening to "I Just Want You." By Ozzy Osborne. Relevent & Renevant Assualt Rifle because I said so.  ... Wait, it's over, better press repeat and finish reading the OP already.

 

Yes! I too was thinking about that Volus and how they run that fast thread! We should totally instagram that topic together! 

 

The Chorus keeps singing "I just want you."

 

lol, I know, it's always on Glacier to me too that I get long stares instead too. Totally serious on this one. Why is that? And why is it that only on Glacier that I only want to heavy melee others at pre-wave 1 start and not on any other map? Think it's the long stairs?

 

Need to replay "I just want you again." I'm a slow reader and typer. Need good music for good epic thread.

 

Yeah, I know. I almost retired too. For 3 whole days. Can you believe it? I can't. The are no incurable ills, no unk1llable thrills. I just want you, Mass Effect 3mp. I just want you (and BSN).

 

And no, it's not Turiansday anymore. It's ThankGoodnessItsHarriersday. TGI Harrier scrub parties for everyone! The Harrier (mine's at level X on main account), the better.

[DaemionMoadrin]

This thread made me laugh so hard, people were concerned I wouldn't get enough air to breathe.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Isn't it strange we live so close to the Absolute Zero?

Yes, it is scary
The only good part about that would be 0 Kelvins

[Indoctornated]

Totally RElated to EVERy thing:  https://youtu.be/QPTB-NW8OHs

 

SPread the word...this is dope.

 

The hell is wrong with you man?

 

 

Leave NightMan alone. He's my new buddy. And I love that video. Played it first thing this morning. Only I had to turn down my TV speakers all the way down, so no one else can hear it because they don't understand Mass Effect, and turn on and up my surround sound 4 speaker Turtle Beach headset for maximum first thing in the morning enjoyment.

[Quarian Master Race]

I had to turn off my soup's audio emulator because I was laughing too hard and people were giving me funny looks (or at least I think they were). Commendable replication. Giving it a 9/10 only because it was just legible enough to not break my translator software, unlike actual posts by the village idiot.

[Swan Killer]

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