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If you could talk to the Leviathans...


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What would you ask and why?

 

I personally would want to ask about the Thorian because clearly this plant/creature was around for a very long time.  I wonder if this plant/creature race was around when Leviathans were ruling the galaxy and if there were more of them back then.

 

Clearly, the Leviathans and Thorian have the capacity to control others through various means so I wonder if the two species are related in some way like one evolved from the other sort of thing.


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"So, how did the Starbrat trick you guys into jumping into the giant blender?"


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I'd chuck my model of Sovereign at it. 


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A race of former galactic slavers who created the worst plague even known to the galaxy?

 

I'd rather put a round where their testicles' equivalent is instead of talking.



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A mass accelerator weapon from orbit should do the trick. They can knock ships out of the sky, but they can't stop a rod of tungsten traveling sub-light speed. Or, if you're feeling extra crazy, you could always just rig the relay to explode and wipe the whole system out just to be certain.


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Round-to-their-diddybags. Period :D


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Round-to-their-diddybags. Period :Dth

Squids usually use one of their tentacles for reproduction, so good luck guessing which one, because I sincerly doubt you'll get a second chance at their diddybags after the first attempt. ;)



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I'd ask them how were they defeated by the Intelligence if they could kill a Reaper Dreadnought by thinking mean thoughts at it like they do the one that attacks at the end of the DLC. :P

 

More seriously, I'd ask what their intentions are if we beat the Reapers. Will they continue to live in isolation, or would they try to dominate the cosmos again like they did before creating the Catalyst. 

 

A mass accelerator weapon from orbit should do the trick. They can knock ships out of the sky, but they can't stop a rod of tungsten traveling sub-light speed. Or, if you're feeling extra crazy, you could always just rig the relay to explode and wipe the whole system out just to be certain.

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i'd ask them how much it costs to make those space suits they wear........



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Squids usually use one of their tentacles for reproduction, so good luck guessing which one, because I sincerly doubt you'll get a second chance at their diddybags after the first attempt. ;)

 

Well, then just cut them all and make this:

 

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...and I assure you, they're delicious :D


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Well, then just cut them all and make this:

 

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...and I assure you, they're delicious :D

Well if you like taking their reproductive organs into your mouth, by all means go ahead. :P



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Well if you like taking their reproductive organs into your mouth, by all means go ahead. :P

 

Bah, what's the chance I'd eat one of those instead of a yummy, yummy slaver tentacle? :D



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Bah, what's the chance I'd eat one of those instead of a yummy, yummy slaver tentacle? :D

Roughly 33% since they seem to only have 3 actual tentacles and the other 6 limbs are supposedly legs?



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If you knew the intelligence you created was going to make you into a milkshake, would you of done something different?

 

Do you know what the catalyst is?

 

How long were the cycles before the relays were built?

 

How long has the 50 000 year cycle been happening after the relays were built?

 

Who designed the Crucible plans?

 

How long did it take for the reapers to build the Citadel and relay network?


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Roughly 33% since they seem to only have 3 actual tentacles and the other 6 limbs are supposedly legs?

 

But those calamares a la romana (that's how they're called) could be made from the other limbs, too....in fact, they can be made from the entire squid, so this debate is pretty pointless :D

 

Althought we'd require a fackton of lemons for them :D (they taste the best with a few drops of natural lemon juice).



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I'd ask Leviathan how it feels being on my list of skippable DLCs? Up there with LotSB, Arrival, and Pinnacle station. Nothing personal.. just have a hard time fitting him in.



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and risk getting indoctrinated and nosebleeds? why....


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and risk getting indoctrinated and nosebleeds? why....

 

Yeah, it's a hard situation. The Leviathan don't seem to be capable of aural communication, but if you wore something like Magneto's helmet when encounter it, you'd just be staring at a big stupid cuttlefish. 


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I personally would want to ask about the Thorian because clearly this plant/creature was around for a very long time.  I wonder if this plant/creature race was around when Leviathans were ruling the galaxy and if there were more of them back then.

 

Clearly, the Leviathans and Thorian have the capacity to control others through various means so I wonder if the two species are related in some way like one evolved from the other sort of thing.

They would've been competition.

 

The thorian is such a missed opportunity I still cringe when I think about it. It would've even been better suited at the Leviathans bullshit role than Leviathans themselves. Three of them can stop a Reaper with their minds but regular machines would've been too much for them? Unlike the thorian who really wouldn't have any innate defenses against synthetics. It can't take them over, it can't change them, it can't clone them. It can only make creepers which were already set up to be organic husks.

 

Such a disappointment.


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What kind of 'anomaly' am I?



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They would've been competition.
 
The thorian is such a missed opportunity I still cringe when I think about it. It would've even been better suited at the Leviathans bullshit role than Leviathans themselves. Three of them can stop a Reaper with their minds but regular machines would've been too much for them? Unlike the thorian who really wouldn't have any innate defenses against synthetics. It can't take them over, it can't change them, it can't clone them. It can only make creepers which were already set up to be organic husks.
 
Such a disappointment.


I'm trying to imagine a fleet of reapers designed to resemble thorians.
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Ask?

 

I'd tell them

 

It was a mistake, it serves no purpose.  You idiots doomed the galaxy to a billion years of endless cycles of death for nothing.  This is all your fault.  And as soon as teh Reapers are dealt with, you won't be the lesser evil anymore.


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Ask?

 

I'd tell them

 

It was a mistake, it serves no purpose.  You idiots doomed the galaxy to a billion years of endless cycles of death for nothing.  This is all your fault.  And as soon as teh Reapers are dealt with, you won't be the lesser evil anymore.

 

 

You're going about this all wrong. Billy the Squid and his Hole in the Water Gang will just roll their bioluminescent eyes and go on about apex this and transcendence of lesser species that. You use them and their thrall teams, then you dispose of their orbs, and then deal with them once their usefulness is at an end. To forewarn is to forearm. 

 

[2206 CE]

 

Joker: Hey, Shepard, how's about we gather the crew in the lounge for an anniversary vid?

 

Shepard: Again?

 

Joker: Oh pff we all know you live for this stuff. C'mon it'll be fun.

 

Shepard: Well if you say so.

 

[in the lounge]

 

Shepard: OK so here we are, sending a care package to our friends on 2181 Despoina,

 

Garrus: We hear this story every year...

 

Shepard: Shhh here it comes. Wait for it…

 

Javik: I watch this vid every weekend and the suspense gets me very time.

 

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[Garrus pops cork on dextro champagne]

 

Javik: *sheds tear*


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Did that and done.

 

Nuke the planet from space or send a giant asteroid crashing into their planet. Kill the vermin. Move on to better things.

 

Horrible me. (not really).



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Did that and done.

 

Nuke the planet from space or send a giant asteroid crashing into their planet. Kill the vermin. Move on to better things.

 

Horrible me. (not really).

 

I'd bet that the turians would be willing to help.