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Can abstinence kill you?


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TheBunz

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Like if you don't get any from even yourself, will you eventually die?


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mybudgee

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Dr.Fumbles

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I doubt that. I am still a virgin, and I don't even masturbate. I am still alive though.



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Jorji Costava

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As with many things, I think Louis CK has said all there is to be said on this subject.


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Cknarf

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I don't know, man.  I joik it waaaaayyyy too much to give you an answer.

 

I will say this though. I didn't start fappin' was 'til I was in like, 8th grade. Dude had hella 'nocturnal emissions' before then.

 

That kinda leads me to believe that no, you can't die from lack of poonanny or roughin' up the suspect. Your body eventually says "You bruh, I need to skeet." and takes care of it automatically.



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TheClonesLegacy

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I remember this segment on the SpikeTV series 1000 Ways to Die (Narrated by Hellboy himself, Ron Pearlman).

Where a married couple didn't...uh...consummate their marriage for close to 7 years, then when they actually did it, their hearts gave out during th eact and they died.

 

I doubt that's that actually true, but that always stuck with me.

 

Remember kids. Once a day keeps the Grim Reaper away. 

Hail Queen Zone-Tan.


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Jock Cranley

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It can kill your bloodline.



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Dr.Fumbles

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It can kill your bloodline.

 

What if you hate kids and don't want to have offspring?



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Jehuty

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What if you hate kids and don't want to have offspring?

Trojan man. 



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wolfsite

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Well you can tell we are going into the weekend.


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Jock Cranley

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What if you hate kids and don't want to have offspring?

 

Than you are a waste of life



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justafan

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Yes, if you don't have sex, you will eventually die.

 

Spoiler


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Dr.Fumbles

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Than you are a waste of life

 

Tell me something I don't know already.



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Sion1138

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No.

 

Although there may be some broadly associated things that can.



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animedreamer

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Like if you don't get any from even yourself, will you eventually die?

we all die my friend.



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Dovahzeymahlkey

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another day, another std support thread for bunz



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Jeremiah12LGeek

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No, it is safe to abstain from BSN.


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Sully13

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only if you snap and f*p till you spontaniously combust.



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TheClonesLegacy

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only if you snap and f*p till you spontaniously combust.

I've heard of rubbing yourself raw, but this is ridiculous.


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Commander Rpg

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I doubt that. I am still a virgin, and I don't even masturbate. I am still alive though.

I'm still virgin and never masturbated myself. My intimate organs are ok as I am.



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Sion1138

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I'm still virgin and never masturbated myself. My intimate organs are ok as I am.

 

Wow, you guys. I'm impressed.

 

Good work.



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mybudgee

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The virginity is strong ITT

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Dr.Fumbles

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The virginity is strong ITT

 

I just call it low sex drive. My body has messed up chemicals, so some of them don't produce very strongly.



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lol@thisthread



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Gravisanimi

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Remember kids. Once a day keeps the Grim Reaper away.

Oh damn that's who's been following me?

 

I suppose that's why the firetraps didn't work.