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Can abstinence kill you?


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#51
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*snip*

 

That smile at the end almost killed me.

 

Never change, bats.


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I don't know about that, but if you do smack somethin', you can die depending on who's daughter you thrash. 

 

Choose wisely.

bunz will be long dead from his stds before that happens


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#53
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Can I join the Justice Society?

I feel like I''d have less competition since they're all old men.

 

And because Power Girl is awesome.

 

As the Hodgetwins always say...

 



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Abstinence can only kill you if you cannot handle the power that comes with Wizardry.
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Just about anything can kill you to be honest.



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Yes, in a little roundabout way: you do run a higher chance of developing prostate cancer for example. Or rather, you no longer benefit from your prostate being properly utilized which, as all things that are regularily used, reduces the risk of contracting diseases.

 

So yeah, if you'd be prone to developing say prostate cancer, abstinence would proportionally increase the odds of you developing just that.

 

Happy thoughts.



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How is this in any way relevant to lifting Bunz?


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#60
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Ill probably turn crazy before I die. 



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Yes. In about 70 years or so, give or take depending on the person. 



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Anyone who doesn't regularly take care of business at least once or twice a week must have some sort of neurochemical and or hormonal variation that prevents a unbridled rage from being that pent up.


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Yes.


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How can you not masturbate? I can't keep my hands of myself every morning. Even after sex, I still masturbate. I feel so weak willed.


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Studies have shown that those who are abstinent will die at some point in their lives. 

 

Studies have also shown that people with the most birthdays live longer. 


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Only if you drink to much of it.


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Yes, in a little roundabout way: you do run a higher chance of developing prostate cancer for example. Or rather, you no longer benefit from your prostate being properly utilized which, as all things that are regularily used, reduces the risk of contracting diseases.

 

So yeah, if you'd be prone to developing say prostate cancer, abstinence would proportionally increase the odds of you developing just that.

It's true. This is a major factor as to why many of our fathers/grandfathers have prostate issues; they never, EVER "wrestled with jimmy", as many of them honestly believed it would make them go blind, or grow hair on their palms... So dumb

 

:lol:



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Kill you? No. Turn you into a wizard? Absolutely!

 

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I'm full of hormones, many kinds of them (except the one about feminine things). I can't hold it anymore (maybe a year or two), then I'll go insane.

 

For the security of the world you should find a perfect wife for me.

 

What if you hate kids and don't want to have offspring?

 

Pretty typical of the interwebz.



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Just about anything can kill you to be honest.

 

Apart from Jojo.

 

Jojo can prolong your life.

 

Unless you're a character in it.

 

Especially a dog.


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Bunz threads make me want to kill myself.

 

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#72
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Bunz threads make me want to kill myself.


I'm willing to bet I'm not the underlying issue for these negative feelings.

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Well if the game Life is Strange has taught me anything... potentially!

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This thread is weird. You're all weird. God I love BSN.



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This thread is weird. You're all weird. God I love BSN.

 

I knew our Moe protagonist had to show up some time.