1. We will be playing as the strong offspring of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy's descendants.
2. The main protagonist will live on the space station "Aaaaargh...."
3. We will be on the planet Anthrax.
4. We will hear gossipers discuss whether a swallow potion from a witcher can grow coconuts.
Sounds legit.
Better than half the threads that've sprung up in the last 24hrs anyway.
Next-gen finally lets you pet your robo-dog.
5. My Little Krogan blow-up doll.
6. Racist jokes about species they didn't know existed.
7. Space birds sh*tting on space ships despite the roomy amount of sky.
8. The opposite of an ardat-yakshi
11. We will discover an eluvian and Fen'Harel.
12. Dragon's Dogma's combat will be used.
13. We will kill Kenny.
8. The opposite of an ardat-yakshi
1.you bone them and get your virginity back
2. they bone you and die
3.your born again when they bone you
bone
15: You'll encounter the six-fingered N7.
16: Morrigan from Dragon Age will fly in as a High Dragon.
17: The Bounty Hunter from SWTOR will make a cameo.
19. Due to an unfortunate accident during the loading of the ark, it got the weapon shipment that was reserved for the next dragon age game. So the player begins the game armed only with swords and bows. And long decorated wooden sticks.
Next dragon age on the other hand will have various blasters.
20. Lenore Jenkins will be a temporary squad mate. She'll die in the first 10 minutes by getting tossed out of the airlock.
21. There will be all male race of green skinned aliens that dress like Desire Demons, but aren't capable of having a sex drive.
21: Space Hamster plays a major part in the story, if you threat it well you may be rewarded with the coordinates of the helpless, stranded Asari crew who got incredibly bored of each other.
21: Space Hamster plays a major part in the story, if you treat it well you may be rewarded with the coordinates of the helpless, stranded Asari crew who got incredibly bored of each other.
23. Minsc shows up as a VI during the same quest line.
You defeat the enemy by giving them a cold.
24. The plot is described as "Fury Road with Makos".
25. Kevin Spacey is the main villain and romance interest.
You are a tease. That would be awesome. 
You defeat the enemy by giving them a cold.
Using the infamous "Trojan.Virus." Macintosh required.
Using the infamous "Trojan.Virus." Macintosh required.
Goldblum style.
Goldblum style.
26. Jeff Goldblum for the voice of the shuttle pilot. You can romance him, but he'll turn into drunken Goldblum for the rest of the game after that.
Jeff Goldblum for the voice of the pilot or the player character (male and female)!
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