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[prosthetic soul]

279) If you get through the entire game without dying once you get to fight the real antagonist: an enemy called Hasey Cudson.  If you manage to defeat him, you see the true ending of the game.

[Pillemarisk]

280) Every conversation will be initiated with the NPC asking "[Person] in Andromeda. Thoughts?"

 

281a) The player character will not in fact be voiced. They will instead communicate entirely through gif reactions displayed on their omni-tool.

 

281b) The same goes for any paragon/renegade interrupt.

[Heathen Oxman]

282) MP will require a monthly subscription........

[Umiine]

283) The player will need to pay real money to buy ammo in MP.

284) When you press a button, something awesome happens.

[bubblexo]

285) In an attempt to reconcile two warring factions, the player invites the Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet and a representative for an evil race of sea worms onto his ship. The sea worm representative is accidentally eaten by an underfed Khar'Shan snapping eel, breaking down negotiations and causing a galactic war of epic proportions.

 

286) The player character is modeled after MacGyver, this is non-customizable.

[DarthSliver]

287) There will be an Ultra Hard Mode for the game that makes the game more realistic. The character will actually lose limbs where shot if its damaged beyond repair and you must deal with it. 

 

287a)Game overs for this mode means you must start over from the beginning, as long as you hit continue when you get it you won't need to recreate your character. 

 

287b) Beating this mode is an instant platinum or 1000 gamerscore for it will unlock all Trophies/Achievements upon completion. 

[DaemionMoadrin]

This thread nearly killed me. Haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[Umiine]

288) Every scene in which you punch a reporter in the face is in slow motion.

[Pillemarisk]

288) Every scene in which you punch a reporter in the face is in slow motion.

289) Not only that, but every single scene in the game will be in slow motion. It will be marketed as "Bioware's longest, most cinematic story yet".

 

290) For an even more cinematic experience, players can purchase the Extra Lens Flare & Film Grain DLC.

[Metalfros]

291) LeBron James will prbably make a major appearance.

[Torgette]

292) Ponytail Mullets and Hockey Hair will be available hairstyles.

[Umiine]

292) Ponytail Mullets and Hockey Hair will be available hairstyles.

Correction, they will be the only hairstyles.

[satunnainen]

289) Not only that, but every single scene in the game will be in slow motion. It will be marketed as "Bioware's longest, most cinematic story yet".

 

290) For an even more cinematic experience, players can purchase the Extra Lens Flare & Film Grain DLC.

With all that I want the good old teeth sparkle too. 

[phagus]

293. NASA'S New Horizons probe discovers that Charon isn't a Relay. This has no effect on ME.

[phagus]

294. ME:A's sequel ME:Triangulum had the working title "ME:Dammit we've ruined another one"

[Murmurin]

295.Reapers will be back as vermin on your ship.They will crawl around the ship and scare your female crew members.The only way of getting rid of them is using The Captain Shepard's Favorite Anti-Reaper Spray™. 

[DarthSliver]

296. Our goal in MEA is to find a Time Machine so we can stop the Reapers before they invade the galaxy in ME3, we can't simple just stop them from the beginning because will probably end Galactic Civilization in the MW as we know it. Or kill the Species we know like the humans and Krogan and Turian and Asari.

[Umiine]

297) Since you have no way to communicate with the new aliens species, a galactic war breaks out after one of the new aliens believes that you insulted their mother

298) You will also be unable to communicate with any of the new aliens species throughout the rest of the game, including squad members

299) Only in the sequel to MEA will you finally be able to speak to the new alien species, but then you are already ready to move onto the next galaxy after humanity conquered Andromeda

300) MEA will be like Minecraft, but with spaceships

[Exaltation]

Our ship is made from Harbinger's parts and the ship's AI is the Catalyst.

[satunnainen]

302. All the expedition members are Shepard clones, even the asari and krogan

[DaemionMoadrin]

303. The Church of Shepard is the dominant religion in the Milky Way, with Shep's missions turned into wildly incorrect and exaggerated stories that everyone takes for the naked truth. Everyone in the expedition is a believer except you and after your first mission you'll be declared the second coming of Shepard and given the honorary title of N7.

[DarthSliver]

Our ship is made from Harbinger's parts and the ship's AI is the Catalyst.

304. And we will always hear assuming direct control in the background noise as if Harbinger is trying to come back to life. 

[themikefest]

305} There will be 8 x 11 picture of all the Bioware employees who worked on the game on the wall next to the elevator

[Exaltation]

The training area will have EA logos as target practice.

 

The ultimate weapon to defeat the antagonists will be a toothbrush.

 

Strangely our ship resembles a Nokia.

 

The ending coloration will be white this time,and when you view the Andromeda galaxy it will ominously resemble a troll face.

 

A dragon-like creature will appear out of nowhere to save us,for unknown reason it seems to be modified with Reaper technology.

[BaconClubhouse]

306. There will be story-essential squadmates available to use on the first day

 

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