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The player will be he descendant of convicts whose transport ships crashed in the region of space

The starting world will be Australia

Fixed it for you.

[satunnainen]

124. All the ships used in Andromeda will be called Shepard.

[kathic]

125. There will either be several Stargate: Atlantis jokes or fans will think that every joke is actually a Stargate: Atlantis joke that is just super obscure.


Note: Please make one of the characters (a scientist) allergic to citrus. Clearly they were born on one of Earth's poorer colonies so they wouldn't have had gene therapy to cure it.

[Indigenous]

126. No more pseudoscience. Bioware has decided to invest time and money into making all the technologies in their game real. After this game is released Bioware will reveal all their research to the world and we will be visiting the Andromeda Galaxy ourselves within 10 years.

[phagus]

31. Addendum. There will be an extra special Puce ending. Which is only revealed when you shoot the Antagonist in the face out of sheer frustration and bewilderment after he finishes speaking to you.

 

127. Scale itch confirmed as love interest.

 

128. Everybody in Andromeda speaks English with a funny accent.

 

129. The main Antagonist will be wearing a black top hat, a monocle and will be twiddling his moustache while looking a bit shifty.

[Hadeedak]

Armor being such a hot topic, everyone will be wearing trenchcoats and large floppy hats that cannot be removed.

 

That shiny space armor you saw in the trailer is only available to enemy NPCs.

[themikefest]

132) The main character will say I'm(whatever his/her name is) and this is my favorite place on the ark

133) We will have to collect a lot of mineral samples to open a temple door found on a planet

134) There will be a trophy/acheivement called The Evel Knievel Special. Have to jump over a canyon with the Mako

[phagus]

135. While using the dialogue wheel you will be looking at the most attractive ass in the room. This is to distract the player from the lack of meaningful options.

[Hadeedak]

136: First thing you select in the game is your prefered buttock shape to avoid kvetching from people who might otherwise have inadvertently stared at the wrong ass

[Dunmer of Redoran]

137. The ME:A protagonist went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant.

[katerinafm]

11. We will discover an eluvian and Fen'Harel.

 

12. Dragon's Dogma's combat will be used.

 

13. We will kill Kenny. 

 

I'd buy that.

[phagus]

135 Additional.  3D glasses will be available, as a separate purchase, just for looking at asses.

[Umiine]

139. Each time you unlock a new planet to explore, you have to set up four camps, discover 20 landmarks and activate ancient alien glyphs.

[lastpatriot]

139. Each time you unlock a new planet to explore, you have to set up four camps, discover 20 landmarks and activate ancient alien glyphs.

 

BioWare would never have us do such trivial quests in a game...   Oh, wait!

[phagus]

140. The 3d Glasses accessory will be invaluable in uncovering the mysteries that lie at the heart of Andromeda. Searching planets while wearing your 3D glasses will reveal clues as to why such wonders as the Valley at the heart of the Ancient Fallen Empire looks like Matriarch Benezia's cleavage and it's eroded Great Pyramids look like Miranda's ass.

[phagus]

141. The game starts with a mixing drinks minigame. The goal is to become so drunk you lose consciousness and have no memories of what happens next. When you awake you find yourself married to Blasto's ex, a Hanar Fornax centerfold, who to your consternation keeps walking around your ship nude, but thankfully the crew haven't noticed. Her Drell bodyguard keeps embarrassing you by having detailed flashbacks of all the things you get up to while drunk. Being drunk is also how you reach Andromeda.

[phagus]

142. New motion capture techniques will be used to create life like animations of the point at which you lose control of your bladder while laughing hysterically. This will be used in game to closely match the players reaction to the games ending.

 

143. These same techniques as described in 142 will be used to create the lifelike motions of falling over, staggering around ranting to yourself, and sleeping in the gutter which will be used instead of the normal stretching animations when the players character is stationary.

[kathic]

137. The ME:A protagonist went to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant.

Nuc-u-ler. Its pronounced nuc-u-ler.

[DarthSliver]

Will the pizza have double pepperoni?

 

123) The game will take at least 100 hours to complete everything

 

143) Those 100 hours are mostly side question, the game actually story is only 15 hours long to attract more COD players. 

[Feybrad]

144.) You will be finally able to claim your Place as the Supreme Galactic Overlord of Andromeda.

[BraveVesperia]

145) The protag will cause a diplomatic incident while mining for silverite on the sentient rock people of Andromeda. "I thought it was just a big rock!"

 

146) The first recruitable squadmate will be a turquoise space amoeba who fires psychic lasers.

[satunnainen]

147. In the end you will find out it was all just a simulation game played by that kid from me3 and you will see reapers starting to descent to earth. 

[DarthSliver]

147. In the end you will find out it was all just a simulation game played by that kid from me3 and you will see reapers starting to descent to earth. 

oh so we start the game out with our character getting done playing the METrilogy lol

[MrFob]

148. The N7 soldier, we saw in the trailer is actually Conrad Verner, back in the biz..

 

149. The PC will be Sir Roderick Ponce Von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard ... with a mass accelerator boomstick

[dreamgazer]

150) Emily Wong was actually rescued after her shuttle crashed before ME3, and will turn up in Andromeda as its lore/history keeper.