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#301
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OMG me too! If biower were to put in an attack helicopter romance option, what would be your preference? I'd want an Mi-24 , because I love their expressions


Great, you're already giving Bioware permission to ignore transgendered attack helicopters and only thinking about race.
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#302
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But then how am i ever gonna fulfill my fantasy of having a Hannar harem?


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#303
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I think we should get rid of the romance options.  I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and bioware has yet to put in a romance option for me and am sick and tired of being **** on.

 

OMG me too! If biower were to put in an attack helicopter romance option, what would be your preference? I'd want an Mi-24 , because I love their expressions

 

It was only a matter of time before the copter-kin showed up.


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#304
Angry_Elcor

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But then how am i ever gonna fulfill my fantasy of having a Hannar harem?

 

Japanimé?



#305
Quarian Master Race

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But then how am i ever gonna fulfill my fantasy of having a Hannar harem?

Trolling the baddies on the Battlelog forums gets all the cnidarian b!tches, i've heard  :P .



#306
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Too late.  There a dev quote pretty much confirming romances (specifically alien romances) being included.

 

To be honest, I think the romances are worth it.  I know it can be an issue on BSN, but I'd hate to see them remove them altogether.  If they did a new IP, then I'd be cool with them not having them (although I'd be disappointed, to be honest).  I'd rather not see them remove them from already existing IPs.

 

Good - It would not be a (modern) Bioware game without them (it's one of the features the company does best, so not including it would be bullshit...!)

 

So no, don't "set yourself free" devs - you aren't in prison (!) - just do it right this time.

 

No Bikini and underpants sex -.- (that's unrealistic and - pardon my french! - stupid!) scenes etc. (just ignore the damned media who think they can shame you for doing romantic content in an ADULT (!) game, while showing cruise missiles hitting buildings in foreign countries etc. - I mean chances are that those vocal and often female journalists enjoy reading corny romance novels at home (like 50 shades of grey -.- etc.) while trying to shame gamers for enjoying some similar content (only less descriptive, as we haven't had a game showing BDSM for example!) in their video games!))

 

greetings LAX


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#307
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Good - It would not be a (modern) Bioware game without them (it's one of the features the company does best, so not including it would be bullshit...!)

 

So no, don't "set yourself free" devs - you aren't in prison (!) - just do it right this time.

 

No Bikini and underpants sex -.- (that's unrealistic and - pardon my french! - stupid!) scenes etc. (just ignore the damned media who think they can shame you for doing romantic content in an ADULT (!) game, while showing cruise missiles hitting buildings in foreign countries etc. - I mean chances are that those vocal and often female journalists enjoy reading corny romance novels at home (like 50 shades of grey -.- etc.) while trying to shame gamers for enjoying some similar content (only less descriptive, as we haven't had a game showing BDSM for example!) in their video games!))

 

greetings LAX

 

Come on.

 

Sex sells. They know it, they talk and write about it. Because we will read it.



#308
Halfdan The Menace

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I think it's time Bioware give us some hardcore sh!t. Not another boring generic RPG, but something cool and it doesn't make you yawning all the time.

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But then how am i ever gonna fulfill my fantasy of having a Hannar harem?

 

By diving headfirst and naked into a pool of lubricated hot dogs.


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#310
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By diving headfirst and naked into a pool of lubricated hot dogs.

 

*imagining this*

 

Oh dear.

 

Another piece of innocence lost. Again.


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I'm all for removing romances from the game, provided a sock puppet theater is put in place! 



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Quarian Master Race

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*imagining this*

 

Oh dear.

 

Another piece of innocence lost. Again.

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Angry_Elcor

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Oh dear.

 

Another piece of innocence lost. Again.

 

One has not truly experienced BSN until one has used those words.


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#314
Mr_Commander_Shepard

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Set yourself free, developers.

 

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Give in to the temptation, and let go. See what happens. Let the world see that BioWare can make a romance-free game without it having any significant impact on its success.

 

Free yourself from the resources needed to do all the extra voicover and writing.

 

Free yourself from the inescapable rage backlash over every romance detail.

 

Developers, set yourselves free.

 

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#315
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ME is what it is, romances and all.  It can't be THAT bad if you're back for more?



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Caught in a bad romance?


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#317
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ME is what it is, romances and all.  It can't be THAT bad if you're back for more?

 

The fan reactions tho. 

Anyway, if this does turn out to be a new series (I say "series" because trilogies are stupid) and not a standalone game, I'm fine with no romances to give us a chance to get to know our buddies. 



#318
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I would personally miss that aspect of a BW RPG title if they removed it entirely.  I agree that having a harem to choose from that effectively resets at certain points is dumb, but having only a couple of options limits the choice and diversity (not that I think that ALL diversity should have to be catered for, that's pretty unreasonable due to game size/mechanic limitations).  I certainly wouldn't like singular option, 'here's your waifu, I hope you like it', because I might not like the character.  :)



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I would personally miss that aspect of a BW RPG title if they removed it entirely.  I agree that having a harem to choose from that effectively resets at certain points is dumb, but having only a couple of options limits the choice and diversity (not that I think that ALL diversity should have to be catered for, that's pretty unreasonable due to game size/mechanic limitations).  I certainly wouldn't like singular option, 'here's your waifu, I hope you like it', because I might not like the character.   :)

 

They could do more of the Garrus/Tali thing where if you don't romance either of them they hook up.

 

At the very least, it would make it seem less like half the ship is waiting around to see if Shep wants to bang.


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They could do more of the Garrus/Tali thing where if you don't romance either of them they hook up.

 

At the very least, it would make it seem less like half the ship is waiting around to see if Shep wants to bang.

 

Or... radical idea... the entire ship wants to bang. Casual flings left and right. Everyone on board is doing it with everybody else. Far in the future it is no big deal anymore.


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Or... radical idea... the entire ship wants to bang. Casual flings left and right. Everyone on board is doing it with everybody else. Far in the future it is no big deal anymore.

 

This would win me over.


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That's probably true a lot of the time, but do you really believe everyone is like that? You do know there's more people than basement dwellers and neckbeards who play Mass Effect, right? Some are even married *gasp*. And these married people still gush over their romances.... and their spouse posts along with them. Just for example.

 

Sorry for the quote but the comment reminded me of a guest strip of a comic I sometimes read. It reminded specifically of the part of the artist talking about bonding with their partner over the romance in these games. Link is NSFW by the way nothing dirty in the comic itself the site just has a lot of adds with nude people usually.

 

Again NSFW

http://www.ohjoysext...molly-ostertag/


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#323
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Sorry for the quote but the comment reminded me of a guest strip of a comic I sometimes read. It reminded specifically of the part of the artist talking about bonding with their partner over the romance in these games. Link is NSFW by the way nothing dirty in the comic itself the site just has a lot of adds with nude people usually.

 

Again NSFW

http://www.ohjoysext...molly-ostertag/

That was nice, thanks for that :)



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Hanako Ikezawa

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They could do more of the Garrus/Tali thing where if you don't romance either of them they hook up.

I hope they stop doing that. 



#325
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Romances let BioWare put more focus on characters and character development, which is their strong suit. Plots are not their strong suit. Having to rely more heavily on the plot for success would just make their lackluster plots more glaringly problematic.
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