(You have no idea how proud I am of this pun.)
I'm starting a church.
"The Church of Andramada."
And lo, 'twas given unto the unsuspecting tag the fifteen commandments of the Church of...
Erhm...
Ten!... ten commandments of the Church of Andramada:
1- Though shalt not talk about the church of Andramada (okay, I'm sorry forget this one, it has been over 15 years, there's really no excuse for me to be making this joke.)
1 - Discuss the Church of Andramada at any opportunity of your choosing. Double points if it's at a wedding. Triple points if it's at your own wedding.
2 - Tell at least one person a day the merits of being enlightened as a part of the Church of Andramada. Feel free to offer them a small gift as part of the telling, such as a flower. Airports have been known to be particularly good for this.
3 - At every opportunity, interrupt melodrama in the Andromeda forums with the phrase, "so much Andramada!" Do not do this ironically. Keep a straight face whilst you do it.
4 - Also, be sure to take a drink every time you do #3. Those of you who prefer to, may pretend to drink. It's the internet. No one will know.
5 - Also, every time you do #3, mark down 50 points towards your total high score. The modifiers from #1 apply.
6 - In honour of the upcoming Andromeda multiplayer, Commandment #6 is a complicated math equation which will contain a single error that you must find and resolve or be unable to play properly. If you choose, you can simply take a drink, instead (unless it turns out that multiplayer is mandatory.)
6 - This is actually #7. Blame alcohol. Also, blame all the Andramada!
8 - You will receive 1000 points if you are the first to respond to any thread with the word "romance" in the title. The post must read, "inB4 the Andramada!"
9 - You will receive 10 000 points if you are the last to respond to a thread with romance in the title that has been locked, after the moderator, with a post that reads, "In after the Andramada!" Modifiers from #1 apply.
10 - You will be named Pope of the Church of Andramada if you ever come up with a pun for use in the eventual multiplayer forums that combines "Andramada" with "e-Peen." Also, take a drink. Modifiers from #1 apply.
Testing centers are opening near you to check your credit rat*... I mean theton count and see if you qualify to join the Church of Andramada™.
I really need to make a thread for this... I made a thread for it. 
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