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[MPApr2012]

TLDR. How do i join, who needs to be sacrificed and in whose honour?

[DeathScepter]

Does it have universal harmony? Does it have Heroes or have heroicism? Will David the Great Messiah of Heroes be a leader?

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Does it have universal harmony? Does it have Heroes or have heroicism? Will David the Great Messiah of Heroes be a leader?

 

Our particular church does not recognize the divinity of The David™.

 

As far as universal harmony, the closest we get is gently encouraging people to drink. We do our part.

[MR CauSe iM GoD]

Romance!
That's fifty points right?

[Broganisity]

Romance!
That's fifty points right?

That's Fifty points of Heresy, alright.

[DeathScepter]

Our particular church does not recognize the divinity of The David™.

 

As far as universal harmony, the closest we get is gently encouraging people to drink. We do our part.

 

good on in not recognize the Divinity of The David.

[Lady Artifice]

The church of Andramada, the only church that favors irreverence. 

 

I love it, even though it threatened to make me solve a math problem. 

[Catastrophy]

So, is Intoxication Theory now officially sanctioned and cannonised?

 

I have a pressing moral question:

 

Watching teammates get humped by husks and liking it. Is that a sinful force emerging in me?

[PhroXenGold]

I have a pressing moral question:

 

Watching teammates get humped by husks and liking it. Is that a sinful force emerging in me?

 

Only if you try to sell the videos you made of it...

[Paulomedi]

So, is Intoxication Theory now officially sanctioned and cannonised?

 

I have a pressing moral question:

 

Watching teammates get humped by husks and liking it. Is that a sinful force emerging in me?

 

The sinful force is our dark side, always trying to surface when we are at our weakest. Supress it! AT ONCE!!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

As a representative of the organisation known as "Drinkquisition" I come in peace and offer this new church an alliance.

 

Bring beer.

 

I have a question. A church isn't a church without a God to worship, so what's the deal there? Do we worship reapers? Or is the God in question this forum, specifically the drama that unfolds?

 

It depends on who you ask. For some, Andramada is the embodiment of uncontrollable drama, a release valve of sorts on the human psyche. Without it, humans would fall upon themselves ravenously and end in a giant conflagration.

 

To others, Andramada is a giant Asari stripper, rewarding those who keep their cool in the midst of drama with kinky fun in the afterlife.

 

In my experience, both explanations make more sense under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

 

 

Edit: I am on hour 12 without "likes." I definitely need a drink if I'm going to make it until 24 so I can "like" things again.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

The church of Andramada, the only church that favors irreverence. 

 

I love it, even though it threatened to make me solve a math problem. 

 

Remember, instead of doing the math problem, you can drink. And instead of drinking, you can fake it (it's the internet, so no one will know.)

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

So, is Intoxication Theory now officially sanctioned and cannonised?

 

There is no sanctioning Intoxication Theory. Intoxication Theory simply is.

 

I have a pressing moral question:

 

Watching teammates get humped by husks and liking it. Is that a sinful force emerging in me?

 

Your urges are natural. Accept them, and do not allow shame to lead you down the sinful path.

[Dieb]

Good. Good.

 

I love everything about anything in here so far.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

You know, the world could do worse than me when it comes to people founding new churches.

 

MOVE OVER L. RON HUBBARD

 

I'M COMING FOR YOU TOM CRUISE

 

 

I WILL JUMP ON YOUR COUCH

[Catastrophy]

There is no sanctioning Intoxication Theory. Intoxication Theory simply is.

 

 

Your urges are natural. Accept them, and do not allow shame to lead you down the sinful path.

Praise "An drama da"! Now we only need you to drink from the leak and you can be our prophet and enlighten us with insider know how.

 

Actually it doesn't matter - as a believer just feed me any stories about how MP will be superior to SP.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

As a representative of the organisation known as "Drinkquisition" I come in peace and offer this new church an alliance.

I have a question. A church isn't a church without a God to worship, so what's the deal there? Do we worship reapers? Or is the God in question this forum, specifically the drama that unfolds?

 You heathen! I'll never surrender to Synthesis! NEVER!

[Urizen]

Exactly! We only surrender to the divine liquids commonly referred to as alcohol! Oh and fat turians!

[Paulomedi]

and asari strippers.

[Hadeedak]

And nonalcoholic beverages if we live in a place where alcohol is illegal and thus something I, a righteous upstanding member of society, don't get?

 

...Mostly tea. I drink so much tea now. It's not like whiskey, but it's nice too.

 

Anyway, I want to join.

[dreamgazer]

Tea's great. I drink green tea every day. Root beer's delightful, too.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

So... Damn... Close! 

 

As soon as I realized that it had worked, I immediately went to edit the post to say "In after the Andramada!" But it was too late to register the edit...

 

 

Edit: Those jerks deleted my post. Out of spite, I presume.

[dreamgazer]

Recently spotted some Andramadan disciples out spreading the good word:

[DeathScepter]

what is your position on humanity in their overall relationship to Aliens? Also will it be encourage to stay within our kind as in dating or encourage to pull a Kelly Chambers and Date every alien possible?