Storyteller Steelcan, tell us about the Quarian bootysweat and do they have the booty?
I can give it a whirl, although I was introduced to the tale quite some time after the actual events occurred.
There once was a brilliant chemist named Thundertactics.... or perhaps he was not actually a brilliant chemist but rather an over-eager enthusiast with lots of spare time on his hands. The mists of time tend to obscure the finer details. Anyone more knowledgeable than I is free to elaborate or correct my telling.
But what is known is that there were many charts, diagrams, and complex chemical formulas as evidence to the extent of Thundertactics' relentless pursuit of the murky truth. The taste of her sweat needed to be determined for the betterment of science. Nay. For the betterment of humanity as a whole.
Carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and nitrogen needed to be combined in just the precise ratios in order for his theory to hold true.
There was much frantic rambling about amino-acids, urea, and the possibility of the sweat acting as a euphoria-inducing drug.
Edit:
Ninja'd by actual physical evidence.
But anyway, one can only guess as to how much time Thundertactics spent in his dark laboratory, and whether or not innocents were harmed during his experiments.