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#51
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quarians are the space elves, drell are more of a one note species "badass assassins" maybe that's because the only drell character to get significant screen time was one.

 

My thoughts exactly. They're effing space Dalish.

 

And I don't really think we can define the entire Drell species yet since we've only met three of them and two of those were related.



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I'd be totally ok with an asari romance again since they're my favorite. But as a lesbian, i'd like a quarian or turian. Nyreen was so fine. Or, a drell lady romance, damn i really wanna see how female drells are.

 

We already had a human romance in ME3.



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I'm basically just trying to set up for a Krogan, guys.  It's as simple as that.  Give me the ME dwarves.  If I can't get a dwarf in DA, I'll take the giant turtle guy as a consolation prize.

 

I just don't find Drell interesting and I don't like that lithe muscley body type.  Salarians are more for the fact that the STG are badasses, but it's not going to happen without ripping apart the lore.  Quarians are a fine compromise in my eyes. 


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I'm basically just trying to set up for a Krogan, guys.  It's as simple as that.  Give me the ME dwarves.  If I can't get a dwarf in DA, I'll take the giant turtle guy as a consolation prize.

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Maker......


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I'd be totally ok with an asari romance again since they're my favorite. But as a lesbian, i'd like a quarian or turian. Nyreen was so fine.

 

We already had a human romance in ME3.

Would be interesting to see a lesbian Asari. Maybe Asari is naturally omnisexual. 


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Also, wasn't Nyreen in a s/s relationship with Aria at one point?  We've got s/s turians already confirmed, if so.  I'd love that for the f/f romance.



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Speaking of Quarians, in a broad sense, aren't they basically humans in spacesuit? Since we don't see them outside the suit, and the badly photoshopped photo indicate that they look like badly photoshopped humans. 



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Would be interesting to see a lesbian Asari. Maybe Asari is naturally omnisexual. 

 

Mmm, yes. I do believe asari have preferences as well. A lesbian asari would be nice but I doubt it would happen (same for straight asari) since bioware pushes the "sexuality is fluid" shite with them so hard.

 

Also, wasn't Nyreen in a s/s relationship with Aria at one point?  We've got s/s turians already confirmed, if so.  I'd love that for the f/f romance.

 

Yep, she was Aria's lover back then.


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Oh Steelcan, you know that I've grown on you over our time together on these forums.  As much as you eyeroll at my ridiculous posts, you keep coming back for more!  Even when I'm being tongue in cheek with over-the-top gay alien (gaylien?  C'mon it's got a ring to it and I already got the entire BSN using KISA......) romance requests.

 

But, seriously, I'd take a krogan romance.  It's not my top choice.  I'd go:  muscled human > quarian > turian > non-muscled human > krogan > drell

 

But I'd give it a shot once.  No harm, right?


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Also, wasn't Nyreen in a s/s relationship with Aria at one point?  We've got s/s turians already confirmed, if so.  I'd love that for the f/f romance.

I wouldn't really want to hold out for that kind of thing, it felt extremely tacked on, maybe because they have zero chemistry, nothing in common, and so on.  The opposite of what most people want for romances.

 

Though exploring the sexuality of a 'good' turian is something I'd be all for.  (but not with a straight female turian, Ich wolle meine blonde haare!)


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Oh Steelcan, you know that I've grown on you over our time together on these forums.  As much as you eyeroll at my ridiculous posts, you keep coming back for more!

 

But, seriously, I'd take a krogan romance.  It's not my top choice.  I'd go:  muscled human > quarian > turian > non-muscled human > krogan > drell

 

But I'd give it shot once.  No harm, right?

there could very well be harm in a krogan romance, they're much bigger than even Bull


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Speaking of Quarians, in a broad sense, aren't they basically humans in spacesuit? Since we don't see them outside the suit, and the badly photoshopped photo indicate that they look like badly photoshopped humans. 

yep, but add in the space gypsy trope and the blasphemy unto the Gods that are Talimancers...


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there could very well be harm in a krogan romance, they're much bigger than even Bull

To be fair, it's not like Bioware specify a penis size, and many species while big have small reproductive organs, and gay relationships don't need to have penetration. Lastly, you'd be surprised at the size of "toys" they have at some stores. 



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Didn't Aria sleep with Mordin?


???

Mordin was enacting the old noir stories, it wasn't a literal thing.

EDIT:Reading the comments, people actually thought Mordin was being serious? Lawd have mercy....
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To be fair, it's not like Bioware specify a penis size, and many species while big have small reproductive organs, and gay relationships don't need to have penetration. Lastly, you'd be surprised at the size of "toys" they have at some stores. 

if that's the case, the r34 artists will be very disappointed



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yep, but add in the space gypsy trope and the blasphemy unto the Gods that are Talimancers...

They're a very dedicated bunch. Using chemistry to figure out what Tali's sweat taste like. At least, they didn't get the entire board banned. <Shot fired>


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They're a very dedicated bunch. Using chemistry to figure out what Tali's sweat taste like. At least, they didn't get the entire board banned. <Shot fired>

I can hold my head slightly higher as a Mirandalorian, no one made any threads on her sweat composition, or posted pictures of a sex doll supposed to be her.

 

That said, yes we are an...unruly bunch


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Oh man, I didn't even go there with Steelcan's comment.  What's wrong with me?  I'm slipping.  I thought he just meant that the PC'd get crushed under that giant tortoise man during snuggles.  I need another coffee so that I can keep up on the smut angle in this thread.

 

But on a serious note, I think I'm leaning towards Quarian for my gaylien (it'll catch on) romance.  Gay Reegar for the win.  Yeah, yeah, I get the whole space dalish and space gypsy thing, but I like them.  Have no good reason for it outside of that.  I would like them to have a better solution to intimacy than just 'take a pill' though.  That was super lame.

 

To Steelcan:  Eine blonde krogan, ja?


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Tortoise.....

Blonde Krogan....

 

Oh dave. :P


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I'd be totally ok with an asari romance again since they're my favorite. But as a lesbian, i'd like a quarian or turian. Nyreen was so fine. Or, a drell lady romance, damn i really wanna see how female drells are.

 

We already had a human romance in ME3.

A scientist maybe ? Ohhh imagine a Doctor in the Medbay asari !  :D

 

yeah..you keep the drell I be taking the asari and turiant  :whistle:



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A scientist maybe ? Ohhh imagine a Doctor in the Medbay asari !  :D

 

yeah..you keep the drell I be taking the asari and turiant  :whistle:

There're enough turians for everyone to go around.  :wub:



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if that's the case, the r34 artists will be very disappointed

Only on BSN can we take about having sex with aliens with a straight face.  :lol:

 

You know what's even rarer than a gay little people? rule 34 with small penises. It's the male equivalent of huge boobs, and there isn't even "small breasts are justice" thing going on either.


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My guess at the moment is that there will be system close to 2/2/2 and everyone has at least 1 human to romance, since not everyone are up to alien romances. Unless aliens are bi-options everyone won't get an alien. My guess is that we will get one Asari again, maybe Turian and then Drell/Quarian depending on if Bioware has invited them to ark or not. I doubt Bioware would go with romance of new alien species especially if that isn't somewhat humanoid-looking. AL-romance might be possible though.



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I think we're going over board with trying to cast ME species as the equivalent of certain DA species. I would not see a dwarf/human romance in the same light as I would see a krogan/human one.

I would see those in two very different lights. One of them makes me go "blech."

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This thread is going places. 

 

 

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