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[Hilarious] Man Gives Ex Wife Literally Half Of Everything


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#26
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I suppose it's a good thing that they didn't have any pets.

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Required: LoLmarriage


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#28
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Cut up half his crap, make it newsworthy, sell it on eBay and give the wife half the money. If it's newsworthy enough, people will buy it. It's not a bad plan. Can you even do that, though?



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Cut up half his crap, make it newsworthy, sell it on eBay and give the wife half the money. If it's newsworthy enough, people will buy it. It's not a bad plan. Can you even do that, though?


Can who do that?

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Can who do that?

they


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#31
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Can who do that?

 

Is it legal to destroy and sell half your crap in the middle of a divorce? Presumably you can, but (fortunately), I've yet to ever experience a divorce myself so I wouldn't know.



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Is it legal to destroy and sell half your crap in the middle of a divorce? Presumably you can, but (fortunately), I've yet to ever experience a divorce myself so I wouldn't know.

just wait



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such approach is not something new. has been done before many, many times.



#34
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just wait

 

I am dumb but not that dumb m80. :)



#35
Dio Demon

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I am dumb but not that dumb m80. :)

Yeah everyone knows you only marry mail order brides XD



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Yeah everyone knows you only marry mail order brides XD

 

Shipping costs suck, but the 30 day money back guarantee is pretty handy. :)



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Related: 

 

Dear Millenials: PLEASE stop over-using "creepy" and "literally" 

 

love, all English speakers on Earth

 

<3

I often hear people using "objectively" as an intensifier for their opinions on subjective matters too. For some reason, this annoys me more.



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Shipping costs suck, but the 30 day money back guarantee is pretty handy. :)

I heard they have good handling though. ;)



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That was on Dio levels of evil

 

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Thjanks Fur LaugihingStokh



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Can't he give her half of his penis? Because he shared it with her.


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That was on Dio levels of evil

 

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Nearly... nearly.

 

If they had pets and a child. I'd say it was Dio levels of evil.


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Related: 

 

Dear Millenials: PLEASE stop over-using "creepy" and "literally" 

 

love, all English speakers on Earth

 

<3

 

Especially other millennials who have to put up with the accusations against millennials, because the idiotic mouth-breathing millennials are so vocal with their idiocy, it's like those of us who are normal, intelligent people are guilty by association.


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#44
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Dat photoshop.

 

There's no way this (part of the) bike could stand like that with the uneven weight distribution and just leaning on the wall. That's not how physics work.


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Dat photoshop.

 

There's no way this (part of the) bike could stand like that with the uneven weight distribution and just leaning on the wall. That's not how physics work.

Clue #1: The axle is jammed. Checkmate, Newton.


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Split and divide is a good tactic.



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Nearly... nearly.

 

If they had pets and a child. I'd say it was Dio levels of evil.

 

Indeed.

 

You have to be three times of an ass this guy was to be on Dio's level.

 

I am shamed.



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Can't he give her half of his penis? Because he shared it with her.

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Lmao C'mon fam...

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cool