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[Hilarious] Man Gives Ex Wife Literally Half Of Everything


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#51
TheJediSaint

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Yeah, this strikes me as so much better than simply acting like an adult.



#52
mybudgee

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Yeah, this strikes me as so much better than simply acting like an adult.

Where's the comedy in that??!!



#53
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Can't he give her half of his penis? Because he shared it with her.

 

 

Haha that reminds me of that story in China, where to woman cut it off twice.



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Sigma Tauri

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*snip*

 

Who still remembers Lorena Bobbitt?


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Cainhurst Crow

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Yeah, this strikes me as so much better than simply acting like an adult.

 

Yes. Let us instead do the adult thing, and air our dirty laundry out to an old man who looks over us, while using 2 proxies to talk to each other in a game of "Tell her that I'm not speaking to her/Tell him I'm not speaking to him either!", all so some older figure can make a decision based on a he-said/she-said spat.

 

And if they're really out of line, the judge will send them to their rooms without any desert.



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A Crusty Knight Of Colour

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Who still remembers Lorena Bobbitt?


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"Just cut my sh*t up"

#57
Kaiser Arian XVII

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Man Gives Ex Wife Literally Half Of Everything

and nobody bats an eye

Someone says he should give half his peniis

and everyone loses their minds


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#58
Fidite Nemini

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Wrong avatar Kaiser, wrong avatar.


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#59
Cunning Villain

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Yeah, this strikes me as so much better than simply acting like an adult.

 

"Acting like an adult" and "divorce proceedings" usually don't go hand in hand. I'm sure they rarely escalate to this level, but it's still hilarious.



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Aha, missed a spot! That lamp is still intact (good luck halving that thing).


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The guy is a pathetic loser with a compulsive need to wallow in his own losings, and I think I can kinda get the air of why she's divorcing him.

 

( I bet he has similar, self inflicted issues with law enforcement and tax authorities.)