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[Donk]

but what about Korn?

https://www.youtube....h?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

Ahh. Thanks for reminding me of my "rebellious" teenage years

[kalikilic]

appropriate nudity. humans are human and we'll bang at some point. 

 

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even if we bang aliens. appropriate nudity plz.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

DAT PORN MUSIC!

 

but what about Korn? 

 

K/Corn always finds a way into my life xD

[Han Shot First]

humans are human and we'll bang at some point. 

 

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even if we bang aliens. 

 

I read that in Ali G's voice.  

[FKA_Servo]

Eh should've been better. It's a step up but Witcher is better.

Debatable, I think. Although I don't know what criteria we're using to determine what's better, per se (and of course, assuming we're disqualifying the first game with its ridiculous cards). They're more explicit than the average Bioware effort, which isn't bad or anything, but the two I've seen (which really are just the two Triss scenes from TW2 and 3 respectively) are less about the characters and more about the sex. Which is whatever, it's fine, but I'm not really playing the game for titillation. I prefer DAI's approach in this case.

Although I guess I should note that I've never seen a video game love scene that I'd actually want to watch with another human being present, and that includes my better half, who plays all the same games I do. They're still invariably embarrassing for everyone involved.

[Donk]

DAT PORN MUSIC!

K/Corn always finds a way into my life xD

Why do you think I posted it to you?

[Lucca_de_Neon]

Why do you think I posted it to you?

Oh my! i wonder what do you want

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Debatable, I think. Although I don't know what criteria we're using to determine what's better, per se (and of course, assuming we're disqualifying the first game with its ridiculous cards). They're more explicit than the average Bioware effort, which isn't bad or anything, but the two I've seen (which really are just the two Triss scenes from TW2 and 3 respectively) are less about the characters and more about the sex. Which is whatever, it's fine, but I'm not really playing the game for titillation. I prefer DAI's approach in this case.

Although I guess I should note that I've never seen a video game love scene that I'd actually want to watch with another human being present, and that includes my better half, who plays all the same games I do. They're still invariably embarrassing for everyone involved.

Ah come on! Admit that Witcher sex scenes are better! If BioWare use their imaginations and not be ashamed, it will be a masterpiece in the history of romance. They can spice it up a little to give LIs an edge, it wouldn't hurt none.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Ah come on! Admit that Witcher sex scenes are better! If BioWare use their imaginations and not be ashamed, it will be a masterpiece in the history of romance. They can spice it up a little to give LIs an edge, it wouldn't hurt none.

The Witcher scenes are laughably bad. Bioware shouldn't take anything from them. 

[MrMrPendragon]

The Witcher scenes are laughably bad. Bioware shouldn't take anything from them. 

 

If Witcher is "laughably bad" what do you call DAO's scenes?

 

Even if they're both bad, one is clearly better than the other. Having said that, one could say Bioware would only benefit if it took some pointers from Witcher when it comes to these scenes.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

Tbh, i still haven't seen a remarkable sex scene. Better textures and skills as a developer, yes but not "better sex scenes" per se.

Perhaps i'm too good to be surprised 

[Hanako Ikezawa]

If Witcher is "laughably bad" what do you call DAO's scenes?

 

Even if they're both bad, one is clearly better than the other. Having said that, one could say Bioware would only benefit if it took some pointers from Witcher when it comes to these scenes.

Also laughably bad. And no, one is nor clearly better than the other. One is clearly more explicit than the other. Being explicit =/= being better. 

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

The Witcher scenes are laughably bad. Bioware shouldn't take anything from them.

Ok BioWare can look @ the Witcher sex scenes and to make them better than them.(not copying them) And keep every scene in moderation and not over the top.

[MrMrPendragon]

Also laughably bad. And no, one is nor clearly better than the other. One is clearly more explicit than the other. Being explicit =/= being better. 

 

How would you improve the sex scenes?

[Han Shot First]

As far as romances go, The Witcher 3 had some of the better scenes to ever appear in RPGs. It feels odd saying that, considering how terrible they were in previous games of the series. (with the exception of maybe the Rose of Remembrance scene in TW2)

 

TW3 also handled Geralt's casual relationships better than I've seen in other RPG. Compare Keira Metz or Shani's content to say Isabela at The Pearl, or the Asari Consort from ME1. Keira and Shani were some of the more interesting side characters in the game and had quite a bit of involvement in the story, for what were essentially just passing flings. They aren't just being used by Geralt either. If Andromeda were to include more characters similar to Isabela or the Asari Consort, I think TW3 would serve as a better model than DA:O or ME1.

[FKA_Servo]

Ah come on! Admit that Witcher sex scenes are better! If BioWare use their imaginations and not be ashamed, it will be a masterpiece in the history of romance. They can spice it up a little to give LIs an edge, it wouldn't hurt none.

 

The witcher's scenes are fine, but not really what I'm interested in. LIke I said, they appear to be going for titillation, and I'm not looking for titillation. I'm more interested in characters (and that's not a knock on the characters in TW, which I like a lot). I just like DAI's scenes better. They're giving me what I want without the silly baggage and prudish quirks of the previous games.

 

As far as dead eyed CGI puppets smooshing themselves together go, it's good - but they're still dead eyed CGI puppets, and I still regard video game love scenes in general as a race to the bottom.

 

If Witcher is "laughably bad" what do you call DAO's scenes?

 

Even if they're both bad, one is clearly better than the other. Having said that, one could say Bioware would only benefit if it took some pointers from Witcher when it comes to these scenes.

 

DAO's scenes are legitimately some of the worst. As far as Bioware's are concerned, they were mostly bad between ME1 and DAI with a few exceptions.

[Han Shot First]

DAO would also be my choice for the worst I've ever seen in an RPG. It did just about everything wrong.

 

Goofy animations? Check. 

 

Cornball musical accompaniment? Check.

 

Clothed dry humping? Got that covered.

 

Doing it in the middle of the camp with companions in the background? Sure, why not.

 

I laughed out loud the first time I saw one of the romance scenes in DA:O, and I'm certain that wasn't the intended reaction. Whoever animated those scenes really needs some time off, and a few dates.

[Donk]

As far as romances go, The Witcher 3 had some of the better scenes to ever appear in RPGs. It feels odd saying that, considering how terrible they were in previous games of the series. (with the exception of maybe the Rose of Remembrance scene in TW2)

TW3 also handled Geralt's casual relationships better than I've seen in other RPG. Compare Keira Metz or Shani's content to say Isabela at The Pearl, or the Asari Consort from ME1. Keira and Shani were some of the more interesting side characters in the game and had quite a bit of involvement in the story, for what were essentially just passing flings. They aren't just being used by Geralt either. If Andromeda were to include more characters similar to Isabela or the Asari Consort, I think TW3 would serve as a better model than DA:O or ME1.

I have to admit the scenes in TW3 were hot. I mean, those bodies God-damn. Only thing that sucked is they used the same animation over and over.. (minus Yennefer and Triss).

And I admit I kinda cracked a lady boner when they moaned.

[Battlebloodmage]

I have to admit the scenes in TW3 were hot. I mean, those bodies God-damn. Only thing that sucked is they used the same animation over and over.. (minus Yennefer and Triss).

And I admit I kinda cracked a lady boner when they moaned.

Geralt just needs to go on the internet to learn more about sex positions, at least he learns how to take off his pants now.

[Lucca_de_Neon]

Geralt just needs to go on the internet to learn more about sex positions, at least he learns how to take off his pants now.

Hey! Baby steps! he doesn't have time with all the monster hunting and everything

[Hanako Ikezawa]

How would you improve the sex scenes?

Make them more intimate. The scenes in the Witcher franchise seemed like the two participants were just sating their lust rather than being lovers. That kind of works for Geralt since he just uses people to do so(the scenes are still terrible), but Bioware goes more the love route so it wouldn't work well.

 

I'm not a fan of sex scenes, but I'll admit that Liara's scene in Mass Effect 3 was really well done(other than Shepard being in their underwear). 

 

I have to admit the scenes in TW3 were hot. I mean, those bodies God-damn. Only thing that sucked is they used the same animation over and over.. (minus Yennefer and Triss).

And I admit I kinda cracked a lady boner when they moaned.

I'm curious where the 15 hours of motion capture with pornography actors/actresses went with the game just using the same 20 seconds. Sounds like an awful waste of money. 

[SentinelMacDeath]

too much het frick frack in TW3 for my taste

[Hanako Ikezawa]

too much het frick frack in TW3 for my taste

Considering how much of the character in Cyberpunk 2077 they say will be up to the character, maybe you'll be able to get the kind of stuff you want. 

[Iakus]

If Witcher is "laughably bad" what do you call DAO's scenes?

Even if they're both bad, one is clearly better than the other. Having said that, one could say Bioware would only benefit if it took some pointers from Witcher when it comes to these scenes.

They're both bad, just bad in different ways. The only thing Bioware could learn from The Witcher in this case is a different kind of badness. Which is counterproductive

[Donk]

Make them more intimate. The scenes in the Witcher franchise seemed like the two participants were just sating their lust rather than being lovers. That works for Geralt since he just uses people to do so, but Bioware goes more the love route so it wouldn't work well.

I'm not a fan of sex scenes, but I'll admit that Liara's scene in Mass Effect 3 was really well done(other than Shepard being in their underwear).

I'm curious where the 15 hours of motion capture with pornography actors/actresses went with the game just using the same 20 seconds. Sounds like an awful waste of money.

Only a waste of money if you only played the game to see sex scenes.

The game for me personally was solid enough that I didn't really care either way about getting laid. Especially when Geralt is a dude and I'm a female, hetero romances don't "do it" for me so to speak.

(though I do admit I made a male char for Morrigan in Origins and Mshep for Miranda but hey, they were worth it.)