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[A Pyros Son]

Can a Geth get killed by Ravager goo? Shouldn't our roboid bodies be resistant to bug butter? Seems like a key bumble made by Quarian inventors. Thanks for nothing, dog legs.

*beep*
*boop*

[Jugger nuggss]

Biovar, pls answer.

[Swan Killer]

I was thinking of something similar. Why are geth vulnerable to headshots? If they had a little intelligence, they'd put their CPU in their left foot.

 

edit: grammar fix.

[Angry_Elcor]

Geth servomotors are surprisingly sensitive. A little grit or resin gets in there and they start locking up. Little known secret: The real reason for the Geth war was the Quarian government's lax marijuana laws. All that resin was a threat to the Geth's functionality.

[A Pyros Son]

I was thinking of something similar. Why do geth are vulnerable to headshots? If they had a little intelligence, they'd put their CPU in their left foot.

My mother and I take offense to that, sir.

*clicking sounds*

[A Pyros Son]

Geth servomotors are surprisingly sensitive. A little grit or resin gets in there and they start locking up. Little known secret: The real reason for the Geth war was the Quarian government's lax marijuana laws. All that resin was a threat to the Geth's functionality.

They used my ancestors as smoking apparatuses?!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

I may be mad

I may be blind

I may be viciously unkind

[Olivia Wilde]

That sound you hear is the forum scraping the bottom of the barrel

[MegaIllusiveMan]

Wait...

 

I stopped reading when Geth.

 

Geth?

 

Geth...

 

GethPlz.

[MegaIllusiveMan]

Also, yeah Medi-Gel Geth.

 

L2Gel

[A Pyros Son]

That sound you hear is the forum scraping the bottom of the barrel

The sound you hear is nobody liking you. Except me! :-*

[Angry_Elcor]

They used my ancestors as smoking apparatuses?!

 

You never noticed their bong-shaped heads? They've got a heating bulb right in the middle of their faces (don't ask which part the Quarians inhaled through, it gets... awkward.)

[A Pyros Son]

Also, yeah Medi-Gel Geth.
 
L2Gel

Don't tell us what to do!

*Geth sounds*

[Angry_Elcor]

That sound you hear is the forum scraping the bottom of the barrel

 

These questions don't keep you up at night? That must be nice. But seriously, around here, if it isn't about Tali sweat or Banshee vag, it's basically family fare.

[A Pyros Son]

You never noticed their bong-shaped heads? They've got a heating bulb right in the middle of their faces (don't ask which part the Quarians inhaled through, it gets... awkward.)

Mom's not impressed, as you can tell by her expression.

[MegaIllusiveMan]

Don't tell us what to do!

*Geth sounds*

 

[Olivia Wilde]

This will not end well.....

[A Pyros Son]

MA said to get off her extrawebz. She's tired.

[Angry_Elcor]

Mom's not impressed, as you can tell by her expression.

 

That's because her servomotors are all sticky (and we have come full circle.)

[MegaIllusiveMan]

MA said to get off her extrawebz. She's tired.

 

[Jugger nuggss]

These questions don't keep you up at night? That must be nice. But seriously, around here, if it isn't about Tali sweat or Banshee vag, it's basically family fare.

Have we resolved what her sweat smells like yet?

OT: Ravager goo is maybe acidic. Tricksy Ravagerses

[A Pyros Son]

YOU'RE not Saren!

[Angry_Elcor]

Have we resolved what her sweat smells like yet?

 

I'm sure there was some kind of resolution, but I'm the tiniest bit uncomfortable with the "we" part. I can honestly claim that it was before my time, thus proving my innocence in the matter.

[A Pyros Son]

And why does the escort drone respond to our roboid bodies? And how does it determine hostile and nonhostile characters?