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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

These are the official rules of ME 3 MP. The period of refining the rules is closed. If your opinion of what the rules should be was not heard, or taken in to account, too bad.

 

1. If you select a Drell Assassin with Black Widow, and equip Adrenaline III, you will load into the Glacier Map.

 

2. There is always another Collector Captain behind you.

 

3. If you are using a character with a decapitation melee, the Abomination will die to teammate weapons fire exactly 0.2 seconds before your heavy melee connects. Plan accordingly.

 

4. In order to graduate, all N7 candidates must complete a 750-word essay explaining what the shuttle pilot says with 45 seconds left before extraction.

 

5. N7 rank grants a licence to kill, a 15% increase in total prestige, and three free uses of the phrase "I don't have to prove what I'm saying, scrub" per month.

 

6. If you have lined up a weapon kill shot designed to spectacularly land simultaneous headshots against 2 Banshees and a floating Brute, that is the exact moment that a Husk will hump you. Tip him well, his pimp takes 99%.

 

7. Surgeon General's Warning: More than three troll threads per day dramatically increases the risk of cancer. For everyone.

 

8. Destroying a Phantom's sword will remove her melee capability. The only exceptions are: Sundays, Holidays, or any other day.

 

9. The Geth Prime don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who gets no love from Geth.

 

10. There is no rule number ten. You will be tested on this.

 

11. If you vocalize the phrase, "One last game," it will be Collectors.

 

12. If you load into a game in progress using a biotic-explosion built character, the other three players will be using TGI Harriers with Disruptor Ammo.

 

13. Players must respond to all Brute Synch Kills by yelling, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

*deep breath*

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

 

14. The above yell must also be applied any time a Krogan headbutts a Geth Bomber through any two upright objects.

 

15. If you, just for kicks, PuG using a TGI Harrier, you will land in a BSNer's lobby and be mocked. 

 

16. Let the Krogan win.

 

 

 

If any of you have any rules of your own to add, feel free. If I'm impressed, and not feeling lazy that day, I might even edit them into the OP (I will be stealing credit for all the best ones, of course.) 

[PHOEN1XK1NG]

I laughed on #9.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is all...

[TheNightSlasher]

#11 is the best rule. Collectors are the best.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I laughed on #9.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is all...

 

 

Understood.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Collectors are the best.

 

This will not be making the official rules.

 

Think of me as Kim Yong Un. I'm a terrible dictator, but if you let me believe I'm making you laugh, you will be spared in the coming empire.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Just as I thought, these rules are hogwash. 

 

No one in a pug has ever seen me TGI Harrier. 

[Jugger nuggss]

#17. The only acceptable way to kill a Possessed Abomination is with a Cobra Missle when it is close to your squadmate.

[Fidite Nemini]

Too much TGI Harrier in the post. Confirmed pleb-tier. TGI Harrier/10. Would not bang, would votekick out the airlock.

[grailseeker91]

Well guess I'm cheater as:

 

A.) I violated rule #1- I got goddess instead

 

B.) I fail to practice #13 because I'm too busy laughing

 

On other notes:

 

1.)Does a stomp to the face followed by a rage rocket count as a sufficient tip for #6? Alas this rarely matters as the usual culprits for my missing a spectacular headshot are my ****** poor aiming, a joker uses a screen shake power right as I shoot near me (I'm looking at you shadow and slayer),or someone gets the brilliant notion to go ooh points and rockets 1/2 a second before the shot reaches

[IoeShepard]

The use of Cobra Missles during first Wave against Collectors on Gold will earn you reputation points.

 

Showing style in an Adept lobby with equipping distruptor ammo never fails to impress.

 

Edit:

- There is always another "Possessed" Collector Captain behind you. While seeker swarms already "climbing" the ladder.

[Heldarion]

17. GI

 

I thought that one goes without saying.

 

;_;

 

Also, you're only good at this game if Peer of the Empire says so.

[StoxRegalia]

That was actually funny

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Now, what are your rules regarding retirement?

 

Only the ninth retirement counts. Everything up until then is practice.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

#17. The only acceptable way to kill a Possessed Abomination is with a Cobra Missle when it is close to your squadmate.

 

I'm afraid that method comes in second to a Lash Strike or Lash Spare (A strike is all three, a spare is when you have to lash a second Possessed Abomination to get the remaining teammates.)

 

1.)Does a stomp to the face followed by a rage rocket count as a sufficient tip for #6?

 

More than enough, yes.

[The NightMan Cometh]

5. N7 rank grants a licence to kill, a 15% increase in total prestige, and three free uses of the phrase "I don't have to prove what I'm saying, scrub" per month.

 

^ Somebody would wind up calling the cops on me for abusing this.

[acicm2]

16. Let the Krogan win.

 

 

 

 

ill be dang if I let a filthy krogan beat me in a bronze game.

[ark]

17. GI

 

I thought that one goes without saying.

 

;_;

 

Also, you're only good at this game if Peer of the Empire says so.

GI is 42

[justinman114]

Interestingly, #12 and #15 both happen to me quite often.

[Urizen]

9. The Geth Prime don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy who gets no love from Geth.

 

A scrub is a guy who thinks he´s fine, also known as a superstar... lalalala *sing*

 

Addendum to #3 : If you grab an enemy, that enemy will die to a teammate 0.2 secs before the animation is finished.

[JRandall0308]

When you do well in a match, celebrate with a Victory Pack (= Jumbo Equipment Pack).

 

When you do poorly in a match, you must purchase a Punishment Pack (= Jumbo Equipment Pack).

 

Platinum matches on Jade or London will give you Wave 10 Devices.

 

When you need to quickscope an incoming Praetorian to avoid disaster, you will instead quickscope a distant Swarmer.

 

When you have only one Missile between you and a team wipe, and you aim it at the feet of a cluster of bosses, the Missile will inexplicably pass through the ground, doing no damage.

[NuclearTech76]

Krogan always win. 

 

That or someone gets an arm ripped off and beaten to death with it which brings me back to Krogans always win. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Krogan always win. 

 

That or someone gets an arm ripped off and beaten to death with it which brings me back to Krogans always win. 

 

That's why letting them win in the first place is generally safer!

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Some of you have forgotten the rules:

 

What is rule #10?

 

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD BE TESTED

[Oni Changas]

Top 5 all time BSN post. Right next to Patrick Weekes is the Deadlist SOB. Only omissions are teabagging, grenade related subjects, and RNG.