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[Alanah Rae]

Yo the only rhapsody I know is the one queen sang, and I am to drunk to do anything else but steal some lyrics from a song and turn it into this:


My last asari didnt like me
thought she might be
most likely a pureblood
she just didnt excite me
Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
she was hotter than the sun but
she wasnt that bright
my mistake she was more flaky than a
leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have
been much better company
ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L"
now shes a flunky
so my love for her died quicker than a
batch of sea monkeys
early bird gets the worm spread your legs
or spread the word
so what if Im not the smartest peanut in the turd
Im white which goes with everything but I
can ****** in any color
and Im looking for the kind of asari that
reminds me of her mother
but its hard to find a asari with a varren
tattooed on her tushy
and how many asari do you know that can
play the harmonica with their azure
like em easy hot and swwet like a
rice krispie treat gee
you know what I really want in an asari? Me

I need to find a
new azure
and kind of
new azure
its hard to rhyme a
word like azure
The cure? kind of an asari tour

Asari are like varren doo hear me through don't interrupt
It's just the older that they are the easier they get topick-up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my asari like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free Blue singles only
I want my next asari anorexic the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't playrough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX smart like Diana allers
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would neverknow
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a asari? Me

I need to find a
new azure
and kind of
new azure
its hard to rhyme a
word like azure
The cure? kind of an asari tour
Azure azure azure azure

Azure azure azure azure

And for those who dont get it

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Since Jack started it, we should give him the honour of finishing it.

Oh, how I'd love to, but I've run into some complications...

Mama Crapper grounded me because I outscored her, so feel free

"Mea gonna kicka you bott, Jeckie" (Old Korean Lady Accent)

"Mama, pls.  gommle lawl"

"Mea no unnastenn you stupee akuroneem, dom dom Jeckie"

"Mama, sounds like an elle two pea problem" (busts out cobra)

"Mea on topa scoah bode!  I buring you to disha worl.  I tekka you out!"

Let me forewarn you that this isn't my proudest moment.  Little old

me nuked all the spawns in front of her (my own mom), trapped her in the reactor (my own mom), and got 1st.

"Go to youra room, you naughty bed boy!"  So here I am.  

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Bills to pay?  Play Mass Effect.

A ground ripping earthquake with your bum as the epicenter?  Play Mass Effect

Bub, there ain't no better cure.  This game's been truer to me than cigs & booze.

Has another game captivated you so hypnotically the last 3 years?

Uh, clearly not.  The fact of the matter is, Bioware really did it right, and each

dev should feel proud of his/her accomplishment, and I hope they know we mean no

ill will when we joke around with them.  I just hope that ME:A is able to 

put this game to shame, or at least do it some justice, enough to let me finally put this game

aside in my trophy collection.  While I enjoy this game so passionately, I do hope

for the best with ME:A, a little anxiously.  I also look forward to seeing you guys share with

me the amazing unfolding of mechanics and strategies, like in the beginning of ME3.

For me, it was some of the most exciting times, seeing all the people share information.

Me, I'm just a goofball that makes silly threads once in a while, but I think accolades are due

for all the dataminers, testers, and resource providers this awesome community has.  Long live

ME!

[kouzrah]

So this thread is still going on after all. I was certain

you rascals would finish it while I was sleeping. You would

think at this pace it would have been done but it seems

you have all been lazy.

 

Can we talk about the Juggernaut? He's not just a stepping

stone for new players towards other less tanky kits. To 

me, he is also a very solid damage dealer

and he's fun to play. Just give him a particle rifle or a

spit fire and watch things die. I like to customize my geths

in fabulous girly colors. My GI is pink, my GE is purple and

my Juggernaut is pink and yellow, which is really pleasing to the

eye.

[kouzrah]

So this is really cute but that's not all.

You can't pretend everything is just rainbows and kittens.

Think of all the annoyances you have met in your lobbies.

You know them, I don't have to list them all.

Can pugs be any more suicidal sometimes?

Love it when they bleed out thinking you're going to save the day.

Me, I just try to succeed the mission and have fun.

And even bad pugs can't make me give up.

Leave it to them to make me work hard.

ME can be tough too.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

To the PUGs who will never read this, you don’t have to

die in order to leech.  You can rubber band your controller.

 

Oh yes, it’s true.  I could use the decoys.    Though I truly love

baby sitting (a solid investment to the development of youths

can’t ever be a bad thing), it is unfortunately not my intention, nor

do I really have the desire to solo, or else I’d probably just solo. 

This being said, I do appreciate your humorous antics before death

too much to not feel the need to a send bouquet of cyber flowers from

me.  The way you run around getting stuck on ladders, dear little

baby, inspect corners, and randomly take cover brings me joy.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Just thinking about how more PuGs

Gotta get their butts to the objective, yeah

Get their butts to the objective. Cut

Out the score-wh*rin' and get to the objective

 

Just get to the objective

gotta get to the objective. Cut out the score-wh*rin' and

get to the objective.

 

Right thing to do is get to the objective. Cut

out the score-wh*rin' you're out

of your mind PuGs get your butt over

here and get to the objective.

 

 

 

And we are very close to where we should let Jack finish us off.

[Swan Killer]

And we are very close to where we should let Jack finish us off.

 

Just because he's Korean, they aren't all like that, you know!

 

 

I agree.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Ooooooo, I just the most amazing game!  We wiped on wave 11, but

oh man, was it so much fun!  One guy did a great Ahnold impersonation!

“Yeah, it’s a tumah!  And I love to pomp… eet ahp!”

“Oh no!  Get down!  Get to da shuttle!” (he said “choppa”, but Steeeeve!)

“Yaaaaaaagh” ß Every time he got stunlocked by a Prime lol

 

Nothing brings me as much joy as playing with fun, new people.  It’s

really what makes this game and this community rock.  Don’t tell me MP

matters not, because it’s has banded more people together than SP could’ve alone.

 

Anyone who tries to say otherwise is lying to themselves.  And I know that I

can thank you all for making it such a great community.  It’s amazing to

see such a feat such as this.  You truly enhance this game’s experiences.

 

Nothing can take away all the fond memories of the BSN I’ve had.  Who can

really completely retire from this?  Ludicrous!  Anyone who tries is ignoring the

matters at hand, which is finding fun games with people as crazy as yourself.

 

Nothing more to say on that except “thank you”.  I appreciate the advice, I

REALLY appreciate the laughs, and I appreciate you!  You all are what

matters to me at this stage of the game, the lasting bonds we've created.

To all of you, I raise a glass and a controller.  Let’s make a toast to the BSN.  Join

me as we get sh*tfaced and just have a good ole time.

 

Anyway, if anyone has Instagram and wants to play, come find me.  We’ll have

the time of our lives!  We’ll break bread, we’ll break open the wine, we’ll even break

wind together!  We’ll mess around with the weirdest kits and weapons.  Even if it

blows, it’ll be fun because, well, you guys rock!  

[Learn To Love Yourself]

We have actually created a positive thread on the BSN!  I'd like to thank those who

did their part in sharing and creating this.  I am honestly surprised that

it has lasted so long without getting derailed.  Shocking!

!!!

 

It always amazes me the new things I discover at this point in the game that I

didn't already know, including how awesome you guys are!  If anyone were to

get into trouble ever, like, for example, if you ever got, for whatever reason,

locked up, I'd be there to bail you out, no questions asked.

 

We haven't seen a non-garbage thread in a while.  At least I haven't.  You

are all gentlemen (or ladies) and scholars for contributing, and I tip my hat to you

(the big Krogan-sized top hat).  In my book, you are all the unrivaled, undisputed

champions of the BSN!

My only hope is that you guys will be there for ME:A to make it as awesome, my

friends!  Freddy Mercury'd be proud of y'all

[Swan Killer]

And we did it, as I knew we could!

We'll be here 4 years from now, waiting for MEA2,

keep posting about 3-year old builds and game mechanics. 

On we go with fantastic threads like this. Even those are welcome, who enjoy

fighting Geth (even though, I'm not sure what's wrong with y'all).

 

Till MEA releases, we have to kill some time between two PUG games.

The game is still very much alive, and I'll play the **** out of it, till the

end comes, and the servers shut down. It will be very sad that day though.
 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

It's pretty fun to scroll through this thread while listening to one of my favorite songs.  

Can't stop lol'ing.

[Kenny Bania]

We have actually created a positive thread on the BSN!  I'd like to thank those who

did their part in sharing and creating this.  I am honestly surprised that

it has lasted so long without getting derailed.  Shocking!

!!!

 

It always amazes me the new things I discover at this point in the game that I

didn't already know, including how awesome you guys are!  If anyone were to

get into trouble ever, like, for example, if you ever got, for whatever reason,

locked up, I'd be there to bail you out, no questions asked.

 

We haven't seen a non-garbage thread in a while.  At least I haven't.  You

are all gentlemen (or ladies) and scholars for contributing, and I tip my hat to you

(the big Krogan-sized top hat).  In my book, you are all the unrivaled, undisputed

champions of the BSN!

My only hope is that you guys will be there for ME:A to make it as awesome, my

friends!  Freddy Mercury'd be proud of y'all

 

Take a bow son. Take a bow.

[PatrickBateman]

That was magnificent Jack, just magnificent.

[kouzrah]

Just as we reached the end of the song, I ran out of likes... 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Just as we reached the end of the song, I ran out of likes... 

 

I've been on timeout for the last day or so. I'll get one or two back, and then poof! None again.

[kouzrah]

I've been on timeout for the last day or so. I'll get one or two back, and then poof! None again.

I was able to like the entire song except for the finale.

 

And I'm surprised you didn't post more on a Bohemian Rhapsody thread, Jeremiah!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Take a bow son. Take a bow.

Don't call me "son", Dad.

[Kenny Bania]

Don't call me "son", Dad.

 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Completed the mission.  

The crowd goes wild and sings a victory

song.

 

Sinful as it feels, today just

has indubitably and magnanimously

gotten better and better.  My BatDept with

his lash is flinging puppet Phantoms by their

threads, gloriously.  A Volus got my buttons

locked, and I couldn't save him from getting gibbed.

 

Today has been fantastic, maybe the best there ever

was.

A regret I have is that it can't last forever, but it's

good to look back and remember this glorious

day.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

And I'm surprised you didn't post more on a Bohemian Rhapsody thread, Jeremiah!

 

Surgeon General's warning: Too much Jeremiah can cause rickets, spontaneous outbursts, and type 2 diabetes.

[Kenny Bania]

Completed the mission.  

The crowd goes wild and sings a victory

song.

 

Sinful as it feels, today just

has indubitably and magnanimously

gotten better and better.  My BatDept with

his lash is flinging puppet Phantoms by their

threads, gloriously.  A Volus got my buttons

locked, and I couldn't save him from getting gibbed.

 

Today has been fantastic, maybe the best there ever

was.

A regret I have is that it can't last forever, but it's

good to look back and remember this glorious

day.

 

[Indoctornated]

I'm surprised the mods didn't lock this thread. I'm even more surprised that I never ran out of likes because of this thread.

 

Who knows the mystery of biomods. All that matters is that this thread still lives. So go, have fun.

 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I'm surprised the mods didn't lock this thread. I'm even more surprised that I never ran out of likes because of this thread.

Why?  It's all on-topic and positive posts about the game.

Ask yourself, instead, why should it be locked, especially looking at a lot of other threads.  Now tell me

why.

 

PS.  Maybe for today's standards, this kind of upbeat thread is considered

sinful, but let us have our moment, our positivity when we can.

Is it so wrong to want some positivity in these dark times?  

Still, your reaction doesn't surprise me.  If it's wrong, then I will

retire from the BSN, for this is the place I like to go to to feel alive, not

dead.