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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

eh, **** being polite, im canadian and ******* and im proud of it

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Ladies and gentleman...

 

 

 

The Canadian National Anthem*!!!

 

 

 

 

 

* With the obligatory caveat that "eskimo" is considered pejorative, and the northern tribes are collectively known as the "Inuit." I'm obligated to point that out because I am Canadian.

[Beerfish]

Here is your test to see if you really are a Canadian, no googling allowed, no cheating.

 

1) What did Bob and Doug Mackenzie wear on their heads?

2) What is Bob and Dougs favourite food?

3) What cooking device did they always keep handy on their table?

4) What was the name of their movie?

5) Who did the performed the main song for their movie?

6) What was their strategy for getting a free case of beer?

[General TSAR]

I already know how to pass for Canadian eh.

WTF is this even?

[AventuroLegendary]

I'm 37% Canadanadian. My grandpapa served in the great Moose War of 1923.

 

Still more plausible than Australia's war on emus.

[Zazzerka]

Still more plausible than Australia's war on emus.

 

My grandma also served in that war, labouring to move boxes upon boxes of Lewis ammunition, which ended up being wasted on the crazily resistant birds. Show some respect, please.

[AventuroLegendary]

 i) Canada defeated the United States at... anything.

It doesn't happen often, but Canada goes nuts any time we manage to beat the U.S. at something. Anything. We defeated an American at the under-12 World Tiddlywinks championships? WE WILL CELEBRATE THAT SH*T FOR YEARS (it's an inferiority complex thing.)

 

You forgot that little war.

 

Why do you think we needed a new "White House"?

 

 

My grandma also served in that war, labouring to move boxes upon boxes of Lewis ammunition, which ended up being wasted on the crazily resistant birds. Show some respect, please.

 

Give your grandma my utmost regards. If it weren't for people like her, we would all be speaking Emu.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Here is your test to see if you really are a Canadian, no googling allowed, no cheating.

 

1) What did Bob and Doug Mackenzie wear on their heads?

2) What is Bob and Dougs favourite food?

3) What cooking device did they always keep handy on their table?

4) What was the name of their movie?

5) Who did the performed the main song for their movie?

6) What was their strategy for getting a free case of beer?

 

Spoiler

 

Answer key:

 

1. Toques

2. Back bacon.

3. A hot plate that many would refer to as a "BBQ."

4. Hamlet.*

5. Rush.

6. Sticking a mouse into an empty beer bottle.

 

 

 

*Well... Strange Brew was the actual title, but we know where they got the script.

[Beerfish]

Spoiler

 

Answer key:

 

1. Toques

2. Back bacon.

3. A hot plate that many would refer to as a "BBQ."

4. Hamlet.*

5. Rush.

6. Sticking a mouse into an empty beer bottle.

 

 

 

*Well... Strange Brew was the actual title, but we know where they got the script.

I would dispute only your number 3 answer.....at least in my mind.

[Beerfish]

The rest of the world can thank us for these.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SwobyJ]

In Ottawa and might be headed to a packed downtown tomorrow for this. Or not. Haven't decided yet, but I'm sure there will be all sorts of friends there if I do go.

[Cyonan]

Ladies and gentleman...

 

 

 

The Canadian National Anthem*!!!

 

 

 

 

 

* With the obligatory caveat that "eskimo" is considered pejorative, and the northern tribes are collectively known as the "Inuit." I'm obligated to point that out because I am Canadian.

 

Implying anything other than this could actually be our national anthem:

 

[This_Punk86]

Pancakes- Check

Maple Syrup - Check

Beer- Check

Waiting for Hockey season- Check

Reading and checking Hockey trades and stats- Check

Bitching bout trades and hockey jargin- Check

Actual Waiting for Hockey season to start- Check

Forgetting to merge lane, sorry eh- Check

Beer- Check

Watching an american get graped when a "Fellow" Canadian speaks french- Check

 

look at that, I'm Super F***ing Canadian 

[TheClonesLegacy]

Outside of Quebec and maybe Ontario. No one speaks French. It's very rare.
You'll find people speaking Chinese or Punjabi more often than French.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Outside of Quebec and maybe Ontario. No one speaks French. It's very rare.
You'll find people speaking Chinese or Punjabi more often than French.

 

Tes oreîlles sont commes des têtes de poissons.

 

La plume de ma tante.

 

Je suis un pamplemousse.

[Cyonan]

Outside of Quebec and maybe Ontario. No one speaks French. It's very rare.
You'll find people speaking Chinese or Punjabi more often than French.

 

Here in Alberta they barely even teach French in our public school system, even though it's technically one of our official languages and needs to be on pretty much all product labels.

[TheClonesLegacy]

I live in Alberta m8.
No one speaks French over here.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Here in Alberta they barely even teach French in our public school system, even though it's technically one of our official languages and needs to be on pretty much all product labels.

I was never in a single French class my whole life. But Alberta schooling is a joke anyway.

[Cyonan]

I was never in a single French class my whole life. But Alberta schooling is a joke anyway.

 

True.

 

I was in one French class in grade 7, and from 1-6 had an of hour French like once every 3 months.

 

I have of course forgotten 99% of what I learned in those classes.

[metatheurgist]

I'm practising my ehs, oots, and bubs. Looking for my Wolverine claws. I love Corner Gas.

[SwobyJ]

Boyfriend keeps wanting to move to Quebec.

 

 

UGhhhhhhhh (can barely speak French).

[The Devlish Redhead]

Toronto has some damn good hookers

Pics or it didn't happen

[TheChosenOne]

[quote name="AventuroLegendary" post="19361113" timestamp="1435697350"]You forgot that little war.
 
Why do you think we needed a new "White House"?
 [quote name="AventuroLegendary" post="19361113" timestamp="1435697350"]You forgot that little war.
 
Why do you think we needed a new "White House"?
[/quote]



Look, I like Canada as much as the next guy but let's get something straight here. Canadians DIDN'T burn down the white house. It was the British.