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[Salarian Master Race]

This is why i secretly love salarians       

 

Don't do make QMR jealous and have to wrestle you for me

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

This is why i secretly love salarians       

It's a trap....

 

Don't do make QMR jealous and have to wrestle you for me

I heartily endorse this product and/or service. So ignore my previous remark and carry on.

[Asari Goddess]

Don't do make QMR jealous and have to wrestle you for me

 

Don't worry i love wrestling. But you might have to wait,  i remember i was scheduled to wrestle TheTechnoTurian or was it some other turian hmmm...

[Asari Goddess]

It's a trap....

 

I heartily endorse this product and/or service. So ignore my previous remark and carry on.

 

What is trap and this product you heavily endorse Mr.Marksmad

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

What is trap and this product you heavily endorse Mr.Marksmad

The trap is that Salarian, he's pretty tricky  And it's the wrestling I endorse, especially if you can get QMR's mask off in the process

[Asari Goddess]

The trap is that Salarian, he's pretty tricky  And it's the wrestling I endorse, especially if you can get QMR's mask off in the process

 

Oh yes salarians are very tricky they aren't like any other race but like asari cough cough hmmmmm

 

and yes i would love to get the mask off teehoo but i don't want to end QMR's life by taking out the mask and introducing all those foreign germs to QMR's system lol  

[Salarian Master Race]

Oh yes salarians are very tricky they aren't like any other race but like asari cough cough hmmmmm

 

and yes i would love to get the mask off teehoo but i don't want to end QMR's life by taking out the mask and introducing all those foreign germs to QMR's system lol  

 

Don't worry, I will personally see to the decontamination of the mud.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Don't worry, I will personally see to the decontamination of the mud.

By filling it with proxy mines?

[Salarian Master Race]

By filling it with proxy mines?

 

Stolen proxy mines, that's an important distinction there.  They will serve to get QMR all hot and bothered and riled up.

 

I'll have to fill them with something other than explosives, though.  What's the micron rating on standard issue Quarian air filtration units?

[Asari Goddess]

By filling it with proxy mines?

 

LOL OOOOH HELL NO

 

I WANT TOO KEEP ALL MY ASARI YEARS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

 

DARK TIMES

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Stolen proxy mines, that's an important distinction there.  They will serve to get QMR all hot and bothered and riled up.

 

I'll have to fill them with something other than explosives, though.

Reported, and, I heartily endorse this product and/or service, respectively.

[Asari Goddess]

Reported, and, I heartily endorse this product and/or service, respectively.

 

I shall eliminate this endorser in the way i know best....

 

  and then that salarian

 

no more proxy mines  the deed has been done

[Salarian Master Race]

I shall eliminate this endorser in the way i know best....

 

and then that salarian

 

no more proxy mines  the deed has been done

 

You misunderstand.  The Stolen Proxy Mines will not be full of explosives, they will be filled with a fine, 0.1 micron rating cloud of dust that will increase both your and her, erm... performance.

 

And maybe a few handfuls of glitter.

[Asari Goddess]

You misunderstand.  The Stolen Proxy Mines will not be full of explosives, they will be filled with a fine, 0.1 micron rating cloud of dust that will increase both your and her, erm... performance.

 

And maybe a few handfuls of glitter.

 

HMMMMMMMMMMMM in that case 

 

    I'M IN

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

You misunderstand.  The Stolen Proxy Mines will not be full of explosives, they will be filled with a fine, 0.1 micron rating cloud of dust that will increase both your and her, erm... performance.

 

And maybe a few handfuls of glitter.

I heard the Salarian labs on Sur'kesh had perfected a jello-filled proxy mine, so if you could mix in a few of those it would almost certainly enhance the aesthetic quality of the spectacle.

[Salarian Master Race]

I heard the Salarian labs on Sur'kesh had perfected a jello-filled proxy mine, so if you could mix in a few of those it would almost certainly enhance the aesthetic quality of the spectacle.

 

Jello AND mud?  I think it would be best to stick to one or the other.  Besides, Jello is full of artificial chemicals that really should not be ingested.  As the safety and well-being of my girls is my top priority, I cannot heartily endorse that product and/or service.

[Deerber]

Lol, N7 Zelda strikes again

[Asari Goddess]

Jello AND mud?  I think it would be best to stick to one or the other.  Besides, Jello is full of artificial chemicals that really should not be ingested.  As the safety and well-being of my girls is my top priority, I cannot heartily endorse that product and/or service.

 

Oh Goddess, may you be blessed smart one

 

      I am happy that i spared your life   let the games begin

[Asari Goddess]

I heard the Salarian labs on Sur'kesh had perfected a jello-filled proxy mine, so if you could mix in a few of those it would almost certainly enhance the aesthetic quality of the spectacle.

 

AND FOR YOU....

 

     THE END

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM in that case 

 

    I'M IN

She looks like something else is in, too.

[Salarian Master Race]

She looks like something else is in, too.

 

........................There was a fly, I swear.

[Asari Goddess]

She looks like something else is in, too.

 

 That is to be UNKNOWN 

........................There was a fly, I swear.

 

  and yes there was

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Decent derail. And it's still about Mass Effect. 9/10 (there was a bonus point for Asari images.)

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Necessary derail. And it's still about Mass Effect. 11/10 (there was a bonus point for Asari porn.)

Fixed.

[Asari Goddess]

Fixed.

 

MY WORK HER IS DONE  

 

     

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