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[Kungsarme]

Oh man. First I'd like to thank all of those who came before me and dropped the knowledge egg of DAMP teabagging in this thread. I couldn't have done it without your guidance and perseverance in teaching those who didn't know.

Today in FC I dropped into a match with a few friends, one from the leaderboard on ps4, been awhile since I've played with them but the runs were glorious. Alchemist for he, necro for me. First 2 matches were silky like... silk I guess. Dropped the dragons, had fun, he promotes again and off we launch. The 4th person left and we get joined by an assassin. It starts in zone 3... the over here spam at the doors. Immediately 2 kick votes come up from us. He then heads to the gong and button mashes the call of the nub. Dammit man, 3rd guy won't kick him. We decide to skip the dragon since he was so nice and open zone 4.

The magic happens on the stairs... he goes down and I'm the closest to him. A quick winters grasp to finish off an enemy and virulence works its sweet magic. Pop an energy blast and over 40% barrier comes up. I tip back a rock armor tonic and sprint up the stairs. Teabag to fade. It was just a glorious feeling.

[ParthianShotX]

totally get the whole "don't want to be teabagged by someone I don't know" theme now -- happened to me tonight and I was affronted and disoriented, gotta say.  Surprised, really, by the strength of my reaction.

[DragonRacer]

totally get the whole "don't want to be teabagged by someone I don't know" theme now -- happened to me tonight and I was affronted and disoriented, gotta say.  Surprised, really, by the strength of my reaction.

 

Yeah, I'd neeeeever do it to a total stranger. That's just... disrespectful and bad form.

 

Friends? Well, the Qun practically demands you do it to friends. Bro Code and all that jazz.

[Tacodip]

From tea-bagging, to taco-dipping and now potato-sacking...who says video gaming doesn't make you smarter? The things I am learning...a world full of wonders awaits. 

 

Not sure about that particular emoticon given the subject matter    

 

There's no tacodipping here, come on now. Tacodip is a positive experience for all.

[coffbear7]

To set the scene,

 

Doing my best to maintain my health utilizing what skills I have and my failsafe HOK rings.

 

I realize my HOK rings appear to be broken and the struggle to heal ensues.

 

My receeding health bar does not go unnoticed and has gone from Green to Red.

 

I first hear the words "RED ALEART" announced to the party. I am asked "are you ok Coff?"

 

Calmly I hear the words, "don't worry buddy, I got you". ( I have learned what this statement really means. )

 

As I'm crawling on the ground I fully expect to possibly hear the Tequila Song theme music followed by TEABAG!

 

Nope. Enter the new variant of " Heres Sonny"  followed by the Johnny Carson Tonite Show theme music.

 

Oh,  I have been bagged by several different teamates to be sure. I even had the "Dukes of Hazard" theme song ring

in my ears.But to me, as to some others, the No.1 PS3 teabagging award would have to go to, drum roll please . . . . . .

 

Sir Lipton!

[Innarra]

My favorite are the songs sung over voice chat whilst giving the teabag. That makes it just so much sweeter, for both parties.

[Innarra]

Weeeeee! Have some Tea!

 

[Spin-Orbit]

To set the scene,
 
Doing my best to maintain my health utilizing what skills I have and my failsafe HOK rings.
 
I realize my HOK rings appear to be broken and the struggle to heal ensues.
 
My receeding health bar does not go unnoticed and has gone from Green to Red.
 
I first hear the words "RED ALEART" announced to the party. I am asked "are you ok Coff?"
 
Calmly I hear the words, "don't worry buddy, I got you". ( I have learned what this statement really means. )
 
As I'm crawling on the ground I fully expect to possibly hear the Tequila Song theme music followed by TEABAG!
 
Nope. Enter the new variant of " Heres Sonny"  followed by the Johnny Carson Tonite Show theme music.
 
Oh,  I have been bagged by several different teamates to be sure. I even had the "Dukes of Hazard" theme song ring
in my ears.But to me, as to some others, the No.1 PS3 teabagging award would have to go to, drum roll please . . . . . .
 
Sir Lipton!

You know there is nothing like a race to the down friend when "RED ALERT" goes off, we leave all enemies for the chance at being the first!

[Piffle]

We were surrounded by lots of red Templars in a NM run when a teammate fell ... so I told the other teammate I'd cover him while he teabags and take pictures.

 

Teamwork Teabag

[Spin-Orbit]

We were surrounded by lots of red Templars in a NM run when a teammate fell ... so I told the other teammate I'd cover him while he teabags and take pictures.
 
Teamwork Teabag

+1 for assist!

[Snakebite]

We were surrounded by lots of red Templars in a NM run when a teammate fell ... so I told the other teammate I'd cover him while he teabags and take pictures.

Teamwork Teabag

+25 support XP

[Piffle]

 

+25 support XP

 

Double XP weekend, so +50

[Geth Supremacy]

I had a good run.  Unless I was on a level 1 I had not died in a while and I was feeling good about things.  Today that changed......

 

Of course I just happened to be playing with the #1 tea bagger in DAMP when it happened......

 

Do you know what he sang to me?  Do you!?

 

Spoiler

 

Yes I'm being serious.   

[Yumi]

.... I got teabagged as a lvl 19 by a lvl one last night.

Without a mic my screams of violation and whimpers of embarrassment when unheard.

Note, I use self-Rez HoH weapons and characters to pick my own damn self up before doom can descend upon me. I wish you could crawl faster when down. My teammates are on downed players faster than a bug loot pile.

[Silversmurf]

.... I got teabagged as a lvl 19 by a lvl one last night.

Without a mic my screams of violation and whimpers of embarrassment when unheard.

Note, I use self-Rez HoH weapons and characters to pick my own damn self up before doom can descend upon me. I wish you could crawl faster when down. My teammates are on downed players faster than a bug loot pile.

 

Oh was that me?  Was I mixing you up with Aggro?

 

Sorry Aggro lol  (in another thread)

 

One of my rare "laugh out loud for real" moments as I did it as slowly as possible 

[Yumi]

Oh was that me?  Was I mixing you up with Aggro?

 

Sorry Aggro lol  (in another thread)

 

One of my rare "laugh out loud for real" moments as I did it as slowly as possible 

 

i was so glad i didn't have a mic hooked up. I was literally screaming NO NO NONONOONONONONO NO

 

i knew i had it coming though when my lvl 19 was butterscotching your bleeding bum.

 

 

 

It's odd....I have to say that teabagging is probably a core foundation mechanic in this game for me now.

 

"oh somebody's down?

wait, the venatori commander will kill us if i go revive. 

Screw it, health pot! rock pot!"

 

and then i teabag until I'm full, regardless of wipe or clear.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i do have to say its gotten to the point where a lot of PUGs recognize me and kick me immediately. I've ran a few PUGs out of a game, during or after in lobby. From embarrassment i guess? I think of myself as a DAMP drill sergeant. making newer players better through tough love.

 

I feel bad about not feeling bad. 

[Silversmurf]

Personally I pop a rock tonic first.... it's worth it 

 

It's the reason I have 35 instead of 255 now 

[Spin-Orbit]

Played with friends on NM FC castle yesterday. LOL one went down, second one teabagged him and then went down soon after, I went to teabag him and went down being surrounded by 4 shadows and a dragon iceball all on the bridge...I would do it again...LOL

[Spin-Orbit]

Glorious Teabagging first!

We teabagged our favorite friend to record the longest teabag without sending the teabaggee to the fade alternating through 3 players, each alternating between teabagging, singing, dancing and defending against Red Templar Shadows and Horrors in the middle of the center stairs Zone 4 FC NM! Nothing like it!

[K_A_Rnage]

Did you know that Yumi has mastered the art of shaking his arse while being teabagged?!

He even made a reference to Deliverance!

 

I still laugh about that

[Geth Supremacy]

Also Cournehh is an ally to all tea baggers.  She has been telling us the power of the necro for a long time.  I won't tell my advanced sabotage tactics, but I will say a properly timed Spirit Mark to deny that vital heal on kill to your teammate is a god send.  When you have a target this is one of the best ways to help them on their way to pleasure island.

 

I have made some of the most relaxed people lose their cool with this tactic

[DragonRacer]

I won't tell my advanced sabotage tactics, but I will say a properly timed Spirit Mark to deny that vital heal on kill to your teammate is a god send.  

 

Jesus Christ! 

 

Okay, NOW I'm really upset at BioWare over the last-gen support drop. Because they are about to infect us with some of the most twisted mofos I've seen.

 

PS4 players, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband 'cuz da PS3ers are teabaggin' errybody out here! 

[Spin-Orbit]

HA! sure would have sucked to be that guy! I'm sure glad it wasn't me......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I would not leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

[Spin-Orbit]

HA! sure would have sucked to be that guy!  I'm sure glad it wasn't me......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
 
Seems to me someone got a taste of me right before that in zone 2 though .
 

shhhhhh.......

[Geth Supremacy]

I would not leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are

 

I went back and read so I hid the post

So no one would know of our rump roast

The rooms might have the president as the host

But hes not the one that has my heart's innermost

I follow you endlessly from the fade as the green ghost

This feeling has a hold on me and I really want to boast

I leave you with so much love you'll be thinking ovedose

Only when I finish up you're as worthless as compost