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Ultimate teabagger's guide to DAMP


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#51
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Jesus Christ!  :lol:

 

Okay, NOW I'm really upset at BioWare over the last-gen support drop. Because they are about to infect us with some of the most twisted mofos I've seen.

 

PS4 players, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband 'cuz da PS3ers are teabaggin' errybody out here! 

 

If you only knew.  They try to paint me as the bad guy too.  I'm pretty much the nicest guy in the bunch, but EVERY time something shady happens guess whose name they shout?  They are mean to each other and I get a bad rap for it.  It's just rude really.  I have feelings too and I don't hardly do anything.  :devil:


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Ever since reading this thread I started to teabag people. Everyone. In public games or with friends. One friend asked me, why I would do this...Told him it was funny. Next time he went down, i went to teabag him and died while doing it. He laughed. Guess it was funny xD


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If you only knew.  They try to paint me as the bad guy too.  I'm pretty much the nicest guy in the bunch, but EVERY time something shady happens guess whose name they shout?  They are mean to each other and I get a bad wrap for it.  It's just rude really.  I have feelings too and I don't hardly do anything.  :devil:

 

Oh, it will be known. It is known now. Who opens the treasure rooms again and again to let out the jennie to play with everyone else? :ph34r: Now I'm not saying I haven't heard of or seen others bringing someone else a friend but. . . you should really just fess up.

 

And as for the rest of the teabagging group I know and have learned to appreiciate  . . I will extract my portion when the timing is just right!

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! ;)


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I went back and read so I hid the post
So no one would know of our rump roast
The rooms might have the president as the host
But hes not the one that has my heart's innermost
I follow you endlessly from the fade as the green ghost
This feeling has a hold on me and I really want to boast
I leave you with so much love you'll be thinking ovedose
Only when I finish up you're as worthless as compost
 
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LOL darn ROFL

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Oh, it will be known. It is known now. Who opens the treasure rooms again and again to let out the jennie to play with everyone else? :ph34r: Now I'm not saying I haven't heard of or seen others bringing someone else a friend but. . . you should really just fess up.

 

And as for the rest of the teabagging group I know and have learned to appreiciate  . . I will extract my portion when the timing is just right!

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! ;)

 

No, see....that is because of how GOOD of a teammate I am.  You're mistaken.  By doing things like that I ensure that my team is never complacent.  As you know when we get the right team going we pretty much speed run NM these days.  I am a vital component in people maintaining their abilities and running at the best levels that they can.  I am possibly one of the most team oriented and valuable members in all of DAMP.

 

I assure you that nothing I do is ever out of malice.  Thank you for your cooperation and understanding in this matter.  It's and honor to play with you as well as improve your skills with my very effective team play. :whistle:


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NextArishok308,

 

I must admit, when running with you my evasions skills certainly must be at the optimum level.

One does not like it when one is flirting with the dreaded "RED ALERT".!

 

For all the rogues youv'e played before

and Mages of which open doors

I dedicate this song

My Warriors do no wrong

For all those doors passed by before


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FWOOOOOD

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NextArishok308,

 

I must admit, when running with you my evasions skills certainly must be at the optimum level.

One does not like it when one is flirting with the dreaded "RED ALERT".!

 

For all the rogues youv'e played before

and Mages of which open doors

I dedicate this song

My Warriors do no wrong

For all those doors passed by before

 

Starting DAMP it was pugs as far as the eye could see

Surely no place a gamer ever wants to be

I badly needed a teammate or three

Except it was people with no mics or squeakers with acne

It was a long road and I earned my wins convincingly

Even Bioware said change your name to MVP

I had friends here and there but never a full posse

Found a hillbilly whose stats were many and help was free

With his friends in the room it was a killing spree

When someone went down they were just like me

Everything is put on hold when it's time for tea

Right off the bat they knew I was key

No one ever believed there could be a bigger troll than LFD


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Starting DAMP it was pugs as far as the eye could see
Surely no place a gamer ever wants to be
I badly needed a teammate or three
Except it was people with no mics or squeakers with acne
It was a long road and I earned my wins convincingly
Even Bioware said change your name to MVP
I had friends here and there but never a full posse
Found a hillbilly whose stats were many and help was free
With his friends in the room it was a killing spree
When someone went down they were just like me
Everything is put on hold when it's time for tea
Right off the bat they knew I was key
No one ever believed there could be a bigger troll than LFD


Pick Pick Pick your toys
All you Yahoos and Firehouse boys
Now the intern declares himself the master
No longer a pretender but now the jester
Just like the time when
the mighty Arcane ran
With Two assassins and alchemist
In nightmare they went stealth like the mist
But dark would deny
All that rogues would try
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For a little while now I have been pugging searching for the elusive double xp pug room.

 

I haven't sang to anyone (my mic isn't even on), but I have added probably 15 new victims to my list doing this.  No one has said or texted anything either, but I notice about half the time when I do actually revive them they get up and for about 5 seconds before returning to battle they move their character so they are facing my character and just stand there like they are taking in what just happened to them (they will even follow me if I move).  I have been laughing my ass off.


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Kaileena tried to revenge-bag me the other day, but I'd crawled over next to the dead pug who got a facefull of misplaced vengeance. Pug then rezzed me before any bagging could ensue. Even when I'm losing, I'm winning. I must be Charlie Sheen.
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Kaileena tried to revenge-bag me the other day, but I'd crawled over next to the dead pug who got a facefull of misplaced vengeance. Pug then rezzed me before any bagging could ensue. Even when I'm losing, I'm winning. I must be Charlie Sheen.

 

Well, sweet tea was had anyway. I would have preferred to have enjoyed it with you but such is life. :P

 

We had another bagging fail today. Midway through my bagging Gya, he got revived by someone else. Interrupted satisfaction.


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Well, sweet tea was had anyway. I would have preferred to have enjoyed it with you but such is life. :P

We had another bagging fail today. Midway through my bagging Gya, he got revived by someone else. Interrupted satisfaction.


Lack of foreplay, downright rude.

L2teabag issue. Did you learn nothing from watching me bagging you gloriously at the feet of VC and all her disciples?

:P
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If one could be a bagger of tea,

What kind of bagger would that bagger be?

Their tea brought in bags soft and like silk,

or bags big and round as if full of babies milk?.

Perhaps bags that are hard and clank when they sway,

or perhaps bags which are older and smell of decay?.

The bagger I'd be if when bagging twas me,

would be a teabagging wonder of surprise n' carefree!


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Kend and Aggro are a little sore today  :devil:

 

Hearing cries of Nooooooooooooooo....(in my head from previous weeks experience)   and getting a pre-emptive PSN message full of expletives makes me smile.


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Kend and Aggro are a little sore today  :devil:
 
Hearing cries of Nooooooooooooooo....(in my head from previous weeks experience)   and getting a pre-emptive PSN message full of expletives makes me smile.

Sweet Tea!

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Today we were team tagging and teabagged mighty AW crawled away "please let me die! Let me go to the fade!" of course we had to teabag and revive so we can do it again! :)


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Did you know teabagging is a mostly american phenomenon?

 

In Europe it is almost non-existent

 

Much like prison-rape


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Did you know teabagging is a mostly american phenomenon?

In Europe it is almost non-existent

Much like prison-rape


Lol. I actually learned about teabagging from Family Guy, which would fit with that.

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Did you know teabagging is a mostly american phenomenon?
 
In Europe it is almost non-existent
 
Much like prison-rape

Let's make it a American export!
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Thank you for choosing to fly with Tea Bag Air. The captain would like to apologize in advance for any inadvertent turbulence or moisture issues you may encounter. Feel free to help yourself to a complimentary bag of our warm salted swamp nuts. The in-flight movie will be "The Floppit Part II: The Desolation of Smeg", the story of Buford T. Baggins and his hilarious escapades with a dozen dwarfs, a senile wizard, and a lizard with a glandular issue. Please enjoy your flight!  B)


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Thank you for choosing to fly with Tea Bag Air. The captain would like to apologize in advance for any inadvertent turbulence or moisture issues you may encounter. Feel free to help yourself to a complimentary bag of our warm salted swamp nuts. The in-flight movie will be "The Floppit Part II: The Desolation of Smeg", the story of Buford T. Baggins and his hilarious escapades with a dozen dwarfs, a senile wizard, and a lizard with a glandular issue. Please enjoy your flight!  B)

LOL Precious!
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Thank you for choosing to fly with Tea Bag Air. The captain would like to apologize in advance for any inadvertent turbulence or moisture issues you may encounter. Feel free to help yourself to a complimentary bag of our warm salted swamp nuts. The in-flight movie will be "The Floppit Part II: The Desolation of Smeg", the story of Buford T. Baggins and his hilarious escapades with a dozen dwarfs, a senile wizard, and a lizard with a glandular issue. Please enjoy your flight!  B)

 

Evolution made dwarves shorter to make them better teabaggers


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Hey that's what I'm going to be playing from now on! (and other older games I have) Cool to come here to the teabag thread and see this video!  Their section is still active.  A thread like this would be awesome there.  I'm still going to be around here, but I'm done with DA.

 

Don't let me catch you on Reactor *Hazard* :D