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The bisexual mabari romance option DLC?


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#1
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It's not what you think, I swear!

 

Allow me to explain this.

 

Scenario: Due to circumstances, Sandal arrives at Skyhold. Seeing as there aren't a lot of dwarves around, he instantly hits it off with Dagna. They decide to conduct a magical experiment together, involving enchantment. With Sera's help, they decide to prank/trick the very popular heartbreaker, Scout Harding into being the test subject, which is news to her.. until something goes horribly wrong. The experiment fails, and she is morphed into a talking Mabari hound.

 

Then comes the DLC quest: the inquisitor, if not romanced prior, can help Harding, Dagna and Sandal uncover the means to turn her back to her old self. They find themselves exploring elven ruins, and all the while, Harding finds herself falling in love with the inquisitor, for being so kind and helping her out. Their relationship develops, but one thing stands in the way; the fact that she is now in an animal's body, and zoophilia is illegal. In most countries.

 

While in these elven ruins, they discover magic that can bypass dwarve's immunity to magic, a very rare form of magic that was buried by dwarven nobility for many years. The elves created this magic, and while engaged in a very brief, secret war, they called a truce and agreed to bury the magic.

 

After an intense battle with an arcane warrior spirit, they take off with the newly discovered magical knowledge and use it to turn Harding back into a dwarf.

 

After this, the inquisitor can choose to pursue a romance if he/she desires. Unless he/she is locked in with somebody else.

 

There is also the option of bringing Dagna and Sandal to judgment, although there will also be an option to resolve the matter peacefully, where Harding will state that she understands it was just a mistake and forgives them.

 

Thanks for reading.

 

 

 



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TheChosenOne

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You're right. This wasn't what I thought it would be

It much worse......
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Rofl. What did I just read?
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TheOgre

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You know what?

 

I said I'd agree to all romance dlc suggestions.

 

For multiple reasons I cannot get into without rocking back and forth in my chair in a fetal position..

 

I am beginning to question my stance.

 

You know what? let's go for it.



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Can the talking mabari wear boob plate armor? If yes, count me in!
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thats1evildude

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Maybe if I concentrate hard enough I can kill you with my brain.
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That's enough fanfiction for one day...


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TheOgre

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still on the fence with this one.. I mean there isn't exactly contrasting lore for this is there? 

 

*tries hard not to chuckle*

 

I support this because why not?



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Dunno. I mean Alistair really likes mabari. Not that much I hope...oh man...I need to bleach myself. I just thought of the LI love scenes...


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Can the talking mabari wear boob plate armor? If yes, count me in!

Yes, but it will have 4 pairs of boobs.



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TheOgre

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Yes, but it will have 4 pairs of boobs.

This is a must..

 

Ps what happened to donkson ! Your original account!



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When you hit the blunt too hard

#13
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This is a must..

 

Ps what happened to donkson ! Your original account!

 

Long story :P

 

Oh come on guys. My idea is genius! I'm gonna send my resume to be a writer at BioWare... though shalt not complain again. ;)



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Sounds legit. Very fitting with the new random/absurdist direction of Dragon Age.


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Sounds legit. Very fitting with the new random/absurdist direction of Dragon Age.

 

I know it would make many people happy -- people finally get their Scout Harding romance. Let's just hope she doesn't go on heat while in mabari form... :whistle:


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:blink:


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I know it would make many people happy -- people finally get their Scout Harding romance. Let's just hope she doesn't go on heat while in mabari form... :whistle:

Could make her the first technically 'dwarf/mabari' LI really..

 

People want a dwarf afterall!



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:blink:

 

Mind blowing, innit? ;)

 

 

Could make her the first technically 'dwarf/mabari' LI really..

 

People want a dwarf afterall!

 

Scout Harding is very popular as a desired LI. BW could make big bucks off of my idea.

 

It could also appeal to a group of people with um.. "alternative" preferences. Though it may take a good thirty years, give or take, before zoophilia is accepted in mainstream society, this is a step in the right direction and will not break any laws, considering no sex scenes will take place while Harding is a mabari..

 

(I'm totally kidding about the group acceptance thing ;) )


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I needed a good laugh woooo oh man . turn this into a book it be number 1 best seller hilarious comedy gold.



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TLDR

 

But I approve! 



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This is a lot better than some romance dlc suggestions :P

 

It's got to involve a broodmother scene though.



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I needed a good laugh woooo oh man . turn this into a book it be number 1 best seller hilarious comedy gold.


I know..

Wow.. This could be the next Twilight!

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This is a lot better than some romance dlc suggestions :P

It's got to involve a broodmother scene though.


You have given me a brilliant idea. A mini game for the sex scene! Kinda like Bejewelled.. Using the broodmother's Boobs.
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You have given me a brilliant idea. A mini game for the sex scene! Kinda like Bejewelled.. Using the broodmother's Boobs.


Lol.

And now this image will always be in my brain.
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Lol.

And now this image will always be in my brain.

 

dragon-age-origins19.jpg

 

This?

 

Now I'm figuring out how such a game would work.. see how her boobs are in perfect order? Saggiest at the bottom? Well perhaps the mini game sex scenario could involve her boobs being in all different places, so the puzzle is to figure out a way to get them back in order again ;)


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