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[TeffexPope]

Confirmed:  Donald Trump for ship's counselor.  Also, Trump's toupee for trilogy villain. 

Ending confirmed: Return Trump's toupee to give him god-like powers (+1 Renegade), or destroy it (+1 Paragon). All endings are red.

[breakdown71289]

Trump: Young man, I need you to go to the Andromeda galaxy.

 

Protagonist: For what?

 

Trump: To spread the word about my campaign you idiot! People need to back me for President in 2016!

 

Protagonist: Ok, so what do I get out this in return?

 

Trump: Me as President you idiot!

 

Protagonist: Yeeeaaah, good luck with th-

 

Trump: You're fired!

 

Protagonist:

 

[Dutch's Ghost]

I'm voting for Trump.

[TBJack]

You wanted romance options?

 

[rapscallioness]

My eyes!!!

[MyKingdomCold]

[KaiserShep]

[Han Shot First]

 

Still better than the options in DA:I's CC.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

You wanted romance options?

 

[MyKingdomCold]

[breakdown71289]

[Xerxes52]

Not even Trump's toupee wants to be near him.

[rapscallioness]

Wow, this a thread that just keeps on giving. lol!

[DaemionMoadrin]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

I need brain bleach...

[Hellamarian]

I saw this and I liked it.

 

[dreamgazer]

Oh, good, this topic went exactly the way I imagined it would.

[Lady Artifice]

This reminds me. I'd actually love for there to be a prominent sleazy businessman NPC.

 

Though when it comes down to it, I'd prefer Lorik Qui'in to someone like Trump. 

[AresKeith]

This reminds me. I'd actually love for there to be a prominent sleazy businessman NPC.

 

Though when it comes down to it, I'd prefer Lorik Qui'in to someone like Trump. 

 

Can I shoot him?

[Lady Artifice]

Can I shoot him?

 

Not until he tries to turn our mess area into a casino. 

 

Then you can threaten to throw him out the airlock, and shoot him in the foot. 

 

"Oh, quit whimpering. It barely grazed you." 

[AresKeith]

Not until he tries to turn our mess area into a casino. 

 

Then you can threaten to throw him out the airlock, and shoot him in the foot. 

 

"Oh, quit whimpering. It barely grazed you." 

 

I was actually thinking this  

 

Spoiler

[Hadeedak]

Oh, good, this topic went exactly the way I imagined it would.

 

Confusion, Trump hair jokes, and one mildly bemusing mispost?

[Lady Artifice]

I was actually thinking this  

 

Spoiler

 

No kill like overkill. 
 

...Why not? 

[Panda]

His character is named Ronald Crump and is the Ark's XO.

 

When your character wants to dump a squadmate they get summoned to go see Ronald. He tells them they are fired, hits a button underneath his desk triggering a trapdoor, and the squadmate gets ejected into space. 

 

That sounds more like Scrooge McDuck to me

[Sinophile]

Unlikely. Doofy-ness aside its a new game, and I doubt whoever he voiced will return. Rapscal says Illusive Man? He is very dead last time I checked.

I thought Andromeda was going to be a prequel. Also, thanks for all the lulzy pics of Trump. I am reading this thread when I should be sleeping.

[mat_mark]

I thought Andromeda was going to be a prequel. Also, thanks for all the lulzy pics of Trump. I am reading this thread when I should be sleeping.

It cannot be a prequel, that would contradict the lore