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[Pork]

I got called out for my lowly stats by our new god, so that's got to count for something right?

What better endorsement is there?

At least you can structure a sentence better than a 4 year old.

[Courtnehh]

At least you can structure a sentence better than a 4 year old.

Oh snap.

[kaileena_sands]

I got called out for my lowly stats by our new god, so that's got to count for something right?

 

What better endorsement is there?

 

[ALTBOULI]

[Jugger nuggss]

Yes, but as the new armour values make this sooo much harder, there should be an achievement for it. Ave Caesar, we scrubs who are about to die want a badge! (And a title, and a banner, and a chest of super-duper strength armour upgrades to make it difficult to lose even 1 HP.)

Scrubbery, uh, uh,...finds a way.
*in Jeff goldblum voice*

[Dekibra]

Scrubbery, uh, uh,...finds a way.
*in Jeff goldblum voice*

 

[Aetika]

I am pleased to see that almost my whole friendlist is here!

can I join cuddledome too?   

[Beerfish]

As usual, all the best players leap into a thread downgrading their play and their friends play.

 

[Gya]

As usual, all the best players leap into a thread downgrading their play and their friends play.

I know, right? We need some way to separate the wheat from the chaff. Don't need no wheat here. This shiz all bout dat chaff.

[sabreracer]

I am pleased to see that almost my whole friendlist is here!

can I join cuddledome too?   

 

No it isn't !

 

 

Oh wait............ 

[Gya]

We need a further variation of the top 100 Leaderboard. The bottom 100 Loserboard. Every time we die we lose a prestige point. At last I may be able to see my name up there

Zan the Man has a Plan

Second. Biower pls.

[Bolt]

I have not played multi-player anything since Super Mario Bros.  I'm sure I'll do just dandy. 

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

I'm almost embarrassed for you.

[Angelus_de_Mortiel]

Lol what a bunch of scrubs...

 

That all have higher stats than I do.

 

[Bolt]

Well, I guess I didn't do too badly.  I didn't walk off any cliffs or anything.  That takes skill, right?

 

Pretend I wasn't here. 

[Spectr61]

+1

Best thread in ages.

Cuddledome!

Well done.

[Texasmotiv]

ooh can I join? I'm pretty terribad.

 

[Nythrius]

 

This thread needed more supernatural, but otherwise fantastic!

[Freedheart]

Pfft...pretenders, all of you! I am the scrubbiest of us all!!!  I am....anti-Medallian!!!  Behold my ineptitude, and bow before my scrubbiness!  Bow, I say! (Wait, that's not bowing!  OMG, did you just tea bag me?  So not cool, dude!)  

[mfr001]

I've been thinking - never a good sign. Perhaps we need to consider what makes a true scrub as opposed to someone who is just no good. I've come up with a few suggestions for starters.

 

Do you use Fade Step to move rapidly from a place of relative safety into the middle of the biggest group of enemies? Extra credit if you do this just as your barrier goes down.

 

Do you cast barrier on empty ground, but only when the party REALLY needs it?

 

When playing Legionnaire, are you able to identify subconsciously the enemy the archers and mages are about to target lethally and waddle toward him, repeatedly, so progressing through each zone  like a headless chicken?

 

What makes you think I'm talking from experience? As if I would ever ... ah, well, actually, ...

[Freedheart]

Does your Hunter throw elemental mines in the opposite direction of the incoming horde because that is the way he is facing, rather than the direction your camera is facing?

 

Do you use Leaping Shot when your back is up against a wall?  Have you Leaping Shotted yourself off the map?

 

Assassins, have you tried to save your comrades from a Fear Demon using Hidden Blades, only to have a Wraith targeted instead?

 

Thrown Antivan Fire at Calpurnia?  Kited Samson into your group?

 

Not sure if this list makes me someone a scrub, or just a really bad player.

 

As with most things of this nature (and life in general), I know what to do, I just can't quite manage to do it.

[Gya]

How many times have you used hidden blades to murder a pot?

Do you regularly fire stonefist at a wall?

Have you ever run into a group of enemies and started spamming what you thought was power chord but was actually battle of the bands?

Do you combat roll into RTC'S spin2win?

How often do you see a teammate go down, and start crawling to cover, but you insist on rezzing them under a full arrowstorm, welcome to the fade, population you?

Do you regularly cast wall of fire behind the group of enemies who are about to murderise your party?

[SerendipitousElf]

>snip>

Do you use Fade Step to move rapidly from a place of relative safety into the middle of the biggest group of enemies? Extra credit if you do this just as your barrier goes down.

Do you cast barrier on empty ground, but only when the party REALLY needs it?

>snip>

"Did you look at my journal? Did you? I'm never sleeping again."

[Texasmotiv]

Have you ever run into a group of enemies and started spamming what you thought was power chord but was actually battle of the bands?
 

 

*cough* Billy *cough*

 

~21:35

http://www.twitch.tv/bioware/v/6351768

[Freedheart]

For melee folks...how many attempts - on average - does it take to destroy a pot?  (My personal best may or not be 8   )