You can't fool us with your tricks, Mortiel! I know you're scrubby at heart just like us.
I have so many promotions and such 1337 skill that I could never be considered a scrub. Mobs just die at my approach because they know better.
That, and I am devilishly handsome and unnervingly charismatic. Such traits could never be possessed by a scrub.
(It's sad that some person, somewhere, will actually believe I'm being serious)
This weekend is truly bringing out my inner scrub.
Totally scrubby games today on perilous. Every single game, I think 10 out of 10. I failed with legionnaire, I failed with keeper, and finally I failed with templar. Arcane horrors and revenants and spawns on top did not help.
Died a lot with the templar. A particularly proud moment was when I timed shield wall to deflect a revenant grab, and just stood there feeling pleased with myself. His friend grabbed me from behind and molested me with his mighty weapon. Euphemism fully intended.
I had three of them bouncing my lego in between. Then, an arcane horror arrived and finished what they started.
I still haven´t learnt how combos work in this game. Here, I said it. 
You would not believe the number of times I threw my elemental mines into the wall tonight.
I still haven´t learnt how combos work in this game. Here, I said it.
With the Elementalist I have the combo of Winter's Grasp followed by Stonefist. Two keys, hitting them at random gives a 50% chance of getting the right order. Why is my success rate lower than 10%? 
With the Elementalist I have the combo of Winter's Grasp followed by Stonefist. Two keys, hitting them at random gives a 50% chance of getting the right order. Why is my success rate lower than 10%?
Haha guys, wish I could like every single post in this topic! 
Some of my favourite things to do in MP:
1. By far and large, I do the console pressing key *a lot*. One would think I'd rebind it after so many fails. However, when pressing it, it is a momentous occasion. I press it, then somehow it doesn't want to be pressed again so I spam the button a few times, I close it and accidentally open it again. And again. And again. Until the team is dead and I look like the a massive idiot.
2. Another one I love is failing to revive someone. And not because of reviving bug but because somehow I get the icon for revive but somehow fail to activate it. Meanwhile, a barrage of arrows are eating at my health and the task is made even more difficult by my target moving away, probably trying to get away from me, preferring to die in peace rather than suffer my inept attempts at revival. 
3. Dying to dragonlings because I cannot retarget at them. Oh, that one is so good. Starting at 3 full coins, getting surrounded by a pack of dragonlings, yet despite continuous efforts to target them, and not the dragon, sending bolt after bolt, and broadsides at it while the dragonlings eat my coins, bring my health down and eventually kill me. Izzy is just too bloodthirsty for the dragon.
Personal favourite from my last night's games with Gya and Badger: Dying *while* Walking fortress is on. Beat that one, fellow scrubs! 
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Personal favourite from my last night's games with Gya and Badger: Dying *while* Walking fortress is on. Beat that one, fellow scrubs!
I see you're aiming to take scrubbing to levels previously undreamt of. 
Well done, and may I wish you every (lack of?) success.
Personal favourite from my last night's games with Gya and Badger: Dying *while* Walking fortress is on. Beat that one, fellow scrubs!
What actually got you there? Poison dot from those blasted zombie archers?
What actually got you there? Poison dot from those blasted zombie archers?
Good question. No idea but it seems very likely considering they were everywhere.
I keep checking my Keeper's hair style. I'm convinced it has a cross cut into it to show dragons exactly where to land.Looking up doesn't help, they seem to know which direction to come in from. Dragonlings also seem attracted to me. When I was knocked down and in need of revival, a group of about 5 or 6 started circling over the body and I couldn't move far enough away from them.
The templar has had less trouble, I think it's the spike on top of her helmet. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work very well as a lightning conductor.
The templar has had less trouble, I think it's the spike on top of her helmet. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work very well as a lightning conductor.
Oh my god, you just made my day! That's hilarious!
Oh my god, you just made my day! That's hilarious!
<Embarrassed blush>
Arcane Warrior bows low to hide embarrassment.
Arcane Warrior hears a loud ripping sound.
"I KNEW the devs made these trousers too tight."
"I need to get to a tailor fast!"
AW leaves rapidly thinking "At last I've found a sensible use for Fade Step."
<Embarrassed blush>
Arcane Warrior bows low to hide embarrassment.
Arcane Warrior hears a loud ripping sound.
"I KNEW the devs made these trousers too tight."
"I need to get to a tailor fast!"
AW leaves rapidly thinking "At last I've found a sensible use for Fade Step."
you are fantastic 
<Embarrassed blush>
Arcane Warrior bows low to hide embarrassment.
Arcane Warrior hears a loud ripping sound.
"I KNEW the devs made these trousers too tight."
"I need to get to a tailor fast!"
AW leaves rapidly thinking "At last I've found a sensible use for Fade Step."
I don't think I can give you the proper amount of likes your deserve.
Ok, i got another confession to make.
Up until this thing http://forum.bioware...-guide-to-damp/i had NO idea how to teabag in DAMP..... I always wondered how crounching would be possible if there is no button for it (believe me, i searched, a lot 
)
Well.....
Teammates beware now, there is a new bagger in town 
I played two full perilous matches on my hunter using nothing but hook and tackle. Unfortunately it was successful because I have Hakkons Wrath and my feet are girded with pure power I guess. I did at least look like a total idiot killing Samson by kicking him in the face repeatedly. My teammates were less than enthused by my antics.
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