Further proof of how much I am not a scrub... I just played a couple of matches with Pifffle, kmeeg, and a RockTheUniverse and carried them all. Topped the scoreboard and everything!
(I am so lying my ass off right now)
Further proof of how much I am not a scrub... I just played a couple of matches with Pifffle, kmeeg, and a RockTheUniverse and carried them all. Topped the scoreboard and everything!
(I am so lying my ass off right now)
Further proof of how much I am not a scrub... I just played a couple of matches with Pifffle, kmeeg, and a RockTheUniverse and carried them all. Topped the scoreboard and everything!
(I am so lying my ass off right now)
Only noobs top the scoreboard. A true master extracts with as few movements as possible ![]()
1. By far and large, I do the console pressing key *a lot*. One would think I'd rebind it after so many fails.
However, when pressing it, it is a momentous occasion. I press it, then somehow it doesn't want to be pressed again so I spam the button a few times, I close it and accidentally open it again. And again. And again. Until the team is dead and I look like the a massive idiot.
I did that a lot, too. Finally, I just decided to pop the damned key out of my keyboard. I never use it for anything important, anyhow.
Only noobs top the scoreboard. A true master extracts with as few movements as possible
The ninth primary siddhi? Daimpva?
Only noobs top the scoreboard. A true master extracts with as few movements as possible
A true master casts Flask of Fire before spamming basic attacks. :-D
Burn them all with fire ![]()

Further proof of how much I am not a scrub... I just played a couple of matches with Pifffle, kmeeg, and a RockTheUniverse and carried them all. Topped the scoreboard and everything!
Thanks for carrying us. You were excellent at stopping arrows ![]()
Later Pifffle was such a scrub, that we ended up kicking her at the end of Zone 4 NM, because she didn't open a treasure room door!
Good joke went bad. Sorry Pifffle!
I've just been playing Necromancer, so I thought I'd add a further entry to this thread. (Or kick a topic when it's down.)
Over the weekend I found another way to display my talent. Playing Katari, in zone 5, solo after the rest of the party finally went down. Me, some irrelevant Venatori and the boss. Katari has full guard, deal with the lesser enemy and start going toe to toe with the boss. Thinks: this is going well, I'm keeping full guard, getting in controlled charges and gradually whittling down her health. It's going slowly, but I can do this.
What I didn't spot was that under the full guard my health was going down as well. Nor did I spot the tasteful red colouring which indicates that all is not well. Result - I go down just before she does.
Not very clever, you say. But it gets worse. I then spot that I have two unused health potions. (Forget about the rejuvenation potions, after all, I did.) Needless to say, I felt mortified, particularly as the other three seem to have stayed to the bitter end.
(If you are one of the group and reading this, mea culpa maxima.)
(Of course I can blame the party - why didn't they telepathically send the message "Use the potion, ye numpty!")
Well...not as embarrassing as when everyone else dies and you are last one standing, clearing remaining soldiers and you die by last archer in game, get switched to Necro spirit form and mash door button desperately, but they won´t open because the key has to drop with fancy animation and sound first and it drops just as the game finally kills you.

Well...not as embarrassing as when everyone else dies and you are last one standing, clearing remaining soldiers and you die by last archer in game, get switched to Necro spirit form and mash door button desperately, but they won´t open because the key has to drop with fancy animation and sound first and it drops just as the game finally kills you.
I feel your pain, almost as much as mine. ![]()
Have you ever been accidentally glued to the trebuchet (spell check wants me to change trebuchet to Bucharest?) wind crank when trying to hit the A button to cast a spell?
Somehow... we had just killed the Dragon and I wanted to jump over the Draon's leg, to get a good screenshot of it's head, instead of it's butt.
So I hit the spacebar and my Lego starts turning the trebuchet......uhm...the Dragon's already dead. ![]()
Went with my Lvl 19 Avvar to Nightmare/Random (Ruins) I knew I would die, but I just wanted some EXP to be able to promote my Avvar.
So I picked a fight with a Venatori Mage, had him nearly down, that was when I Hyena decided to bite my Avvar in his butt.
Instant death. 0 EXP 0 Gold ![]()
I never truly realized that on perilous FC (Zone 3) there are a ton of despair demons (still ignoring any line of sight/walls
) ... my poor Lego mopped the floor so well it was totally shiny
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I solo cleared the zone nonetheless but it took ages
A true master casts Flask of Fire before spamming basic attacks. :-D
Basically, that's Billy playing alchemist during the streams hehehehe
Basically, that's Billy playing alchemist during the streams hehehehe
Ohhhhh! Billy got called out! SCRUBERDOMEEEEEE ![]()
I never truly realized that on perilous FC (Zone 3) there are a ton of despair demons (still ignoring any line of sight/walls
) ... my poor Lego mopped the floor so well it was totally shiny
![]()
I solo cleared the zone nonetheless but it took ages
Did you miss this ?
I never truly realized that on perilous FC (Zone 3) there are a ton of despair demons (still ignoring any line of sight/walls
) ... my poor Lego mopped the floor so well it was totally shiny
![]()
I solo cleared the zone nonetheless but it took ages
Your Lego after the mission:

Did you miss this ?
LOL!
Did you miss this ?
Basically, that's Billy playing alchemist during the streams hehehehe
I have no idea what you are talking about. ![]()
Just to prove my level of scrubliness. . .
Last weekend, playing Archer in FC, perilous, Inferno Dragon. Team goes to open last treasure door on Zone 1, they don't need me, the archer, to open it so I go and get ready to grab the health and pull them to next zone. I wait by door for some reason (instead of by healing font) and then just after they crack the chest and I go to activate the door, Inferno dragon gives me a fireball to the face. I try to run to the font. . . and die along the way cuz there's no way I'm using a healing pot in between zones.
scrub level:
