@DragonRacer: Thanks for the reply. I appreciate that you seem to be posting from a genuine desire to help, but it doesn't address the real issue. I prefer SP games.
The offer to carry SP players through MP is a kind one, but that isn't really a solution in this circumstance. If I were interested in putting in a sincere effort at MP, I would certainly appreciate having a more experienced player as a guide and coach. It isn't intuitive, and I really, really miss the pause button. But I don't want someone to carry me. I've achieved what I have on my own, and I wouldn't want to burden a team with my fumbling. It isn't fair to the player, to the coach, or to anyone else on the team. I would want to pull my own weight. I hear they have a kind of tutorial level and one day, I may give that a try.
But the thing is, I like SP games. I have played BG multiplayer and SP (I preferred SP), BG2 MP and SP (I preferred SP), Diablo 2 SP and rarely MP (my husband is an unrepentant loot vacuum), Diablo 3 SP and rarely MP (not a pleasant experience at all), and even WOW for a little while, and I've come to the conclusion that raids just aren't my thing. As I stated earlier, I hate joining a game, zooming through the level to the boss while skipping everything else, and then zooming out. If DAMP isn't like that, I might give it a try, but if I do, it won't be because they offered me a SP prize for doing it.
I realize that MP players paid just as much for their games as I did for mine, but I never wanted any MP content, and I resented it deeply. They promised that MP content wouldn't affect the SP experience, and I believed them. I know, different teams. But based on the criticisms the SP side has received about shallow, MMO-style content, can we really know that the SP side hasn't suffered? And now, directly and blatantly gating SP content behind MP...
I worry that the days of story-rich SP games are numbered.