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[Torgette]

In 2001 after being approached by Scientology recruiters, Keanu Reeves is reported to have said, "Why join a cult... when I can BE a cult?!" Allegedly he shoved the recruiters to the ground and ran away laughing maniacally. 5 months later his agent finally located him in a small African village near lake Victoria, leading an apocalyptic death cult. The UN report on the aftermath remains classified but rumors speak of mass graves, human sacrifice, and murals of Mr. Reeves' face made out of the bones of children. Beneath the village it is said that the cult of Ogamboo Metukalu (The One) had 2,000 slave laborers digging a secret underground temple complex where the cult intended to live after the Apocalypse. Mr. Reeves' agent says the Hollywood star has put that part of his life behind him and chalks it up to poor judgment brought on by a flu, but if that is the case, why does Keanu continue to make routine trips to Africa to this day? And why are cases of missing children around Lake Victoria more than 20 times higher than the average of the rest of Africa? Mr. Reeves' agent declined to comment.

 

I read this with Snake's voice in my mind.

[Metalfros]

I concur, animal.gifs are a much more worthwhile course of action:

 

 

This is f**king animal abuse, I reported your post!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Alright, tell me how offensive is the speech of my commander?

 

 

Then say "Hail Kaiser"!

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

 well he obviosly has a wife.. i say 0.1 out of 10.

good thing im around to intentionally offend them

S what i do. and i literaly shovel sh¡t for a living. 

[BigEvil]

Not surprising, seeing how holding a door open is apparently sexist now too or some s***.

 

I just kick doors open and walk through before they swing back. People behind me better have their wits about them nowadays.

 

But seriously. I've spent most of my life being forced to move out of the way of other people on the street, hold doors for other people, because my parents gave me some manners. And yet I'm the one who as a ten year old was randomly hit in the head by an old man wielding an Argos catalogue (back when they were big, thick, yellow pages sized things) for apparently being in the way. People are assclowns.

[Aimi]

Then say "Hail Kaiser"!

Georg Bruchmüller is confused

[Voxr]

I've always liked that word. "Palpable".

 

"Palpable"

 

Yeah...

http://forum.bioware...ing/?p=19111256

 

[Decepticon Leader Sully]