Listen I know this is a really stupid idea and would totally defeat the purpose of circumventing player choices via a soft reboot, but I'd really like my Sheploo's quarian space waifu in Andromeda because reasons. Forget that quarians only live about as long as humans and Tali got killed in the majority of playthroughs anyway, just put her in cryostasis or say that uploading geth into their suit turns quarians into immortal cyborgs with magical sweat (makes about as much scientific sense as software programs functioning as an immune system anyway). While you're at it, go ahead and bring back Wrex with a full bisexual Kromance and canonize an ending that kills the geth because I want you to and I'm a fan biower plz.
the above post may or may not be tongue in cheek.
Tali in Andromeda? Thoughts?
#1
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:12
- Weskerr, laudable11, DaemionMoadrin et 10 autres aiment ceci
#3
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:21
No.
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#6
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:25
Who killed off Tali should be executed. Nonetheless, more Tali=More Jon Snow=Greatness
Hasn't he been bleeding to death from fatal stab wounds for like five years now?
#7
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:26
Nonetheless, more Tali=More Jon Snow=Greatness
What does an English news broadcaster have to do with Tali?
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#8
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:26
No.
#9
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:27
What does an English news broadcaster have to do with Tali?
I'd assume it was the ASOIF character he meant and not 70 year old retired news broadcaster.
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#10
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:30
The pattern continues...
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#11
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:31
I'd assume it was the ASOIF character he meant and not 70 year old retired news broadcaster.
And somebody doesn't get the joke! ![]()
#12
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:32
- Glockwheeler aime ceci
#13
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:32
And somebody doesn't get the joke!
I'll live.
#14
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:33
The squeaky robot will definitely not be present, on account of her being dead for at least a century.
#15
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:33
And somebody doesn't get the joke!
They obviously know nothing
#16
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:35
They obviously know nothing
Probably too busy bleeding to death for five years... ![]()
#17
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:38
Who killed off Tali should be executed.
best post of the year imo.
dont want to see her in ME:A though.
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#18
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:39
Probably too busy bleeding to death for five years...
That new book will be coming any day now...is what I've heard for years from fans.
- The Sauce of Awesome aime ceci
#19
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:40
Go play MP... scrub.
Only if you'll curry me through bronze :3
Who killed off Tali should be executed.
Yes, that 61% of the playerbase should be brutally tortured and then drowned in a pool of cinnamon and honey scented dextro sweat for being mental defectives. Their entire families should suffer the same fate.
The squeaky robot will definitely not be present, on account of her being dead for at least a century.
Obviously you didn't read the OP and my extremely well thought out raisins as to why Tali could and should be in ME:A. Come back when you l2debate scurb. Until then you're just a hater and a racist against purple aleins.
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#20
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:45
Listen I know this is a really stupid idea and would totally defeat the purpose of circumventing player choices via a soft reboot, but I'd really like my Sheploo's quarian space waifu in Andromeda because reasons. Forget that quarians only live about as long as humans and Tali got killed in the majority of playthroughs anyway, just put her in cryostasis or say that uploading geth into their suit turns quarians into immortal cyborgs with magical sweat (makes about as much scientific sense as software programs functioning as an immune system anyway). While you're at it, go ahead and bring back Wrex with a full bisexual Kromance and canonize an ending that kills the geth because I want you to and I'm a fan biower plz.
the above post may or may not be tongue in cheek.
I love you. ![]()
- Quarian Master Race aime ceci
#21
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:47
No one from ME1-3 should be in Andromeda. I would not be opposed to her or anyone else being mentioned at some point however given almost all the crew ends up being important to the galaxy or their respective species. Even better, they should canonize her/Quarians as having survived Rannoch so we can have more Quarians in the sequels, because as we all know, anyone who chose anything else chose wrong.
#22
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:48
Obviously you didn't read the OP and my extremely well thought out raisins as to why Tali could and should be in ME:A. Come back when you l2debate scurb. Until then you're just a hater and a racist against purple aleins.
Sorry man, forgot to consider cyborg geth sweat while putting together my carefully constructed argument. That in mind, here are my revised thoughts:
#23
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:49
People, this thread is not meant seriously at all. It is glaringly obvious and you should feel bad for responding seriously. ![]()
But yeah, of course no one from the trilogy should make it into ME:A.
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#24
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:50
Only 'realistic' (lol) options are:
Liara
Wrex
Grunt
Liara cause long lifespan and Wrex and Grunt cause Krogan are immortal. Immortal in the sense that old age doesn't kill them.
But considering everyone and their moms can be dead after ME3, you'll see none of 'em,
unless we get into cliches like cryogenic stasis, cloning and all that jazz. (please don't, Bioware???)
#25
Posté 08 juillet 2015 - 07:51
Ah, forget logic. You know it's the ultimate thing when it gets a Serza Seal of Approval from just looking at the topic name.
Logic has been rendered obsolete, anyway. Right...? Right?!
Please...
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