With these serious threads, nobody really gotten into this subject.
A Dumb Salarian would be hilarious..
A calm, collective Krogan?
Maybe some crazy guy on the ship that everyone ignores.
Tell me some things that would make you lol
With these serious threads, nobody really gotten into this subject.
A Dumb Salarian would be hilarious..
A calm, collective Krogan?
Maybe some crazy guy on the ship that everyone ignores.
Tell me some things that would make you lol
Reading 'Day One' heretic angst.
I swear, it's my anti-drug.
Reapers.
Reapers.
I dismissed that claim ![]()
I dismissed that claim
Ok the Catalyst then ![]()
"Why can't I F**K/romance miss sexy alien Tali Liara clone? Bioware fix this..."
Threads like that would be my type of comedy I am looking forward to after the release of ME:A...
a funny moment like the one on the Salarian Planet . In ME3 when you go to get Eve , and this salarian tell you not to push the button and you keep doing just that ![]()
NPC dialogue.
Salarian: I heard that during the Reap...
Salarian 2: Ch-sh-shhhhh! We're not supposed to talk about that.
Salarian: Why not? It was ages ago.
Salarian 2: Let's just put it behind us. Everyone else did. Let it go.
Salarian: Seems silly. There's not even an entry in the archives.
Salarian 2: And if you know what's good for you, you'll leave it at that.
a funny moment like the one on the Salarian Planet . In ME3 when you go to get Eve , and this salarian tell you not to push the button and you keep doing just that
It was a poop analyzer ![]()
It was a poop analyzer
I know....but tha button! Must click tha button! ![]()
A foul-mouthed, sexually-active asari who finds the Andromedagonist entirely unattractive ... and isn't a romance option under any circumstance.

Bless you ! ![]()
I always thought Mass Effect would benefit from a bunch of dick and fart jokes
I always thought Mass Effect would benefit from a bunch of dick and fart jokes
It's weird because EDI made quite a few dick jokes....
If leak is true, I'll be surprised if there are no weather jokes. Like
- What's our weather forecast for today, sergeant?
- Let me see... Refreshing wind from fire tornadoes in first half of a day with average ash fallout in second half. And tempest in 3...2...
Also we need that one guy who's sure that everyone is indoctrinated and Andromeda trip is just a just a dream, because Ark was captured by Reaper.
Lots. Lots of making fun about players, trilogy moments and about the devs themselves.
I love some sort of culture clash/lost in translation type of humour. Say if you're exploring and see some glowing jellies or something and your team is like "wow, what amazing wildlife" and it turns out it's the leader of a local town or something.
Sentient. Rock. People.
Please?
Grunt was hilarious. More stuff like that.
I always thought Mass Effect would benefit from a bunch of dick and fart jokes
Quick, Quick.., pull my finger.
Cheers
With these serious threads, nobody really gotten into this subject.
A Dumb Salarian would be hilarious..
A calm, collective Krogan?
Maybe some crazy guy on the ship that everyone ignores.
Tell me some things that would make you lol
You just mentioned: the opposites off stereotypes is what we need. A non jack-of-all-trades human, not so technic Quarian, worthful and angry asari etc.
Any of these people:

Or this spaceship:

If CDPR can put a dead Tyrion Lannister in a sky cell on the Skellige isles...
A Milky Way ambassador attempting to communicate with an Andromeda warrior using hand signs but the ambassador inadvertently insults the warrior's mother and gets a claw through the stomach.
We need more Black Comedy.