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[King Killoth]

The vorcha have the same problem that the batarians and the quarians have. There's no way the council races would allow them in a top secret project like the arkon. The devs better have a good explanation for bringing them in. If we just get that the council races just pulled a "Good Samaritan" move and just wanted to save all sapient species, including the ones they despised, it would butcher the lore even more they did already. Sure, I would love to have the three races again, but only if they do it right.

thats assuming that this is a top secret mission. keep in mind the ark theory is just that a fan theory and not official bioware story

[Han Shot First]

Vorcha in Andromeda?

 

Not after Gavorn is done with them.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

NO! WE KILL GAVORN FIRST!! HE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!!! CAN'T STOP VORCHA!! WE BURN HIS EYES OUT SO HE CAN'T SEE VORCHA ANYMORE!! THEN WE CALL HIM NASTY NAMES! MAKE HIM CRY TIL HE DEHYDRATES AND SHRIVELS UP INTO TURIAN RAISIN!! DIE GAVORN DIE!! BURN GAVORN BURN!! GGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

The vorcha aren't really an insular society like the quarians, or a band of propaganda-spreading xenophobic terrorists like the batarians were. At best, they're basically a clan society, like the krogan, only less disruptive to other species. Anyway, the vorcha can actually be trained and conditioned; their only real weakness is their exceptionally brief lifespan. 

VORCHA VERY CLAN LIKE YES! WE DO LEAVE OTHERS ALONE FOR MOST PART UNLESS THEY TRY TO PUT VORCHA FIRE OUT! GRRAAAGH! VORCHA ALSO WANT TO LEARN! MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST BURNING THINGS! VORCHA WANT TO LEARN TO LIVE LONGER TOO! AND LOVE!!!! VORCHA LOVE FOR ALL!!!

[BraveVesperia]

The vorcha have the same problem that the batarians and the quarians have. There's no way the council races would allow them in a top secret project like the arkon. The devs better have a good explanation for bringing them in. If we just get that the council races just pulled a "Good Samaritan" move and just wanted to save all sapient species, including the ones they despised, it would butcher the lore even more they did already. Sure, I would love to have the three races again, but only if they do it right.

The vorcha would actually be an excellent race to bring (short lifespan and bleugh factor aside). Though the short lifespan is countered by the fact they breed quickly (iirc). They'd be perfect for scouting environments of new planets, less violent than krogan on shipboard communities (and we know there are krogan along), without the risk of geth, and less extinct than rachni.

 

Though I really want at least one of every alien species on the crew. Human, asari, turian, salarian, krogan, batarian, quarian, hanar, elcor, volus, geth, vorcha, drell. That's everyone, right? I don't think there's any need for a yahg, since their people are still pre-space flight. Unless they leave the MW long after ME3.

[Stakrin]

I would love a vorcha squaddie. and I could totally see him/her being someone who is part of a larger crew, all of whom snuck onto the ark.

[KaiserShep]

I would love a vorcha squaddie. and I could totally see him/her being someone who is part of a larger crew, all of whom snuck onto the ark.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if vorcha females had the exact same voice and were completely indistinguishable from the other vorcha we've encountered. 

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

I wouldn't be surprised if vorcha females had the exact same voice and were completely indistinguishable from the other vorcha we've encountered. 

VORCHA MONOGENDERED JUST LIKE ASARI! WE ALL LOOK ALIKE!!!!!!

[DaemionMoadrin]

I wouldn't be surprised if vorcha females had the exact same voice and were completely indistinguishable from the other vorcha we've encountered. 

 

And here I thought Vorcha females are huge, popping out babies by the dozen. You know, like the Broodmother in DA:O.

[Quarian Master Race]

And here I thought Vorcha females are huge, popping out babies by the dozen. You know, like the Broodmother in DA:O.

They somewhat resemble hermaphroditic planarian worms in terms of the blastemic cell structure and regenerative physiology. I always assumed (judging by in game behavior) that they reproduced primarily by getting themselves blown to bits and then each body part subsequently regenerating into a new vorcha.

[DaemionMoadrin]

They somewhat resemble hermaphroditic planarian worms in terms of the blastemic cell structure and regenerative physiology. I always assumed (judging by in game behavior) that they reproduced primarily by getting themselves blown to bits and then each body part subsequently regenerating into a new vorcha.

 

No wonder they spread like vermin. We need to burn them all!

[DarthSliver]

Vorcha probably don't need to listen to get on the Ark ship, they probably just can get away with sneaking on

[Stakrin]

They somewhat resemble hermaphroditic planarian worms in terms of the blastemic cell structure and regenerative physiology. I always assumed (judging by in game behavior) that they reproduced primarily by getting themselves blown to bits and then each body part subsequently regenerating into a new vorcha.

Hilarious as that image is, I don't think it would work. They probably need their brain to tell the cells to heal.

[DarthSliver]

They somewhat resemble hermaphroditic planarian worms in terms of the blastemic cell structure and regenerative physiology. I always assumed (judging by in game behavior) that they reproduced primarily by getting themselves blown to bits and then each body part subsequently regenerating into a new vorcha.

 

Or maybe they are like gremlins, just add water. 

[wright1978]

Personally I'd have no issue if vorcha weren't on the ark at all. One of the less interesting species IMO.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

They somewhat resemble hermaphroditic planarian worms in terms of the blastemic cell structure and regenerative physiology. I always assumed (judging by in game behavior) that they reproduced primarily by getting themselves blown to bits and then each body part subsequently regenerating into a new vorcha.

 

 

No wonder they spread like vermin. We need to burn them all!

 

 

Hilarious as that image is, I don't think it would work. They probably need their brain to tell the cells to heal.

 

 

Or maybe they are like gremlins, just add water. 

ALL WRONG! WE VOMIT EGGS! SIT ON EGGS FOR TWO WEEKS! NEW BABY VORCHA! GROW FAST! VORCHA NOT LIKE GREMLINS! VORCHA CAN'T BE BURNT! VORCHA DON'T NEED BRAINS! WE SIMPLY ARE! WE LIVE AND GROW TOGETHER! NOW WE BURN EVERYONES' MOUTHS SHUT TO STOP ALL THIS TALKING! GRRAAAAAGH!! PEOPLE TALK TOO MUCH! CONFUSE US ON PURPOSE! GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU!!

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

Personally I'd have no issue if vorcha weren't on the ark at all. One of the less interesting species IMO.

WHAT!?!? WHAT YOU SAY?!?!!? GRRAAAAGH!!! WE'LL SHOW YOU LESS INTERESTING! WE BURN YOUR HAIR OFF AND RIP OUT TOENAILS! THEN MAKE YOU CRAWL ON ALL FOURS!!! THEN WE BURN EYES OUT AFTER FEEDING HANDS AND EARS TO VARREN!!! THEN WE TAKE PICTURES OF YOU!! NOW YOU LOOK LESS INTERESTING! SEND PICTURES TO YOUR MOTHER! MAKE HER CRY AND DISOWN YOU FOR BEING LESS INTERESTING! AND VORCHA LAUGH!! LAUGH ON INTO THE NIGHT! GETTING DRUNK ON RYNCOL!!!! GRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!

[Quarian Master Race]

Hilarious as that image is, I don't think it would work. They probably need their brain to tell the cells to heal.

well in that case this would probably still be a viable form of vorcha reproduction

[Shyla Stylez]

This thread needs more fire gifs

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

This thread needs more fire gifs

ASK AND YE SHALL!!........UM....FIRE! GRRAAAAAAAAGGH!!!

 

 

 

[DarthSliver]

needs a gif of our Vorcha in ME3 MP using fire lol

[Han Shot First]

NO! WE KILL GAVORN FIRST!! HE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HIM!!! CAN'T STOP VORCHA!! WE BURN HIS EYES OUT SO HE CAN'T SEE VORCHA ANYMORE!! THEN WE CALL HIM NASTY NAMES! MAKE HIM CRY TIL HE DEHYDRATES AND SHRIVELS UP INTO TURIAN RAISIN!! DIE GAVORN DIE!! BURN GAVORN BURN!! GGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!

 

So if I understand you correctly...you know Gavorn's tricks?

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

needs a gif of our Vorcha in ME3 MP using fire lol

ONLY ONE WE COULD FIND! THANKS CRASHSUIT!!!

 

So if I understand you correctly...you know Gavorn's tricks?

GRRRRAAAGH!!! YES!!! GAVORN'S TRICKS!!..........................WE THINK!! WHAT DID HE SAY TO YOU?!?!?!? WE DEMAND ANSWER!!!

[Quarian Master Race]

 

 

 

ahh, I love the smell of melted 72% polymer in the morning.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

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