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[Lady Artifice]

I look away for two seconds, and this thread goes from typical BSN Romance hilarity to heresy. . .

 

I'm missing something. What part is the heresy? 

[Broganisity]

*snorts*

Tau are better

[Steelcan]

I'm missing something. What part is the heresy? 

all of it probably

[Master Warder Z_]

*snorts*

Tau are better

Yeah.

o...o

But railguns are neat

[DuskWanderer]

To get back on topic: No. Do not create a trans love interest. I can think of infinitely more interesting things. 

[Steelcan]

To get back on topic: No. Do not create a trans love interest. I can think of infinitely more interesting things. 

like daddy issues?

 

We haven't gotten enough of that one yet

[DuskWanderer]

like daddy issues?

 

We haven't gotten enough of that one yet

Wrex: Daddy issues
Shepard: Of course

 

Garrus: Daddy issues
Shepard: Typical

 

Tali: Daddy issues
Shepard: Saw it coming

 

Liara: Mommy issues
Shepard: Well, asari are all women...

 

Ashley: Granddaddy issues

Shepard: Eh, close enough

 

Kaidan: <types on datapad>

Shepard: Ahem

Kaidan: Yes?

Shepard: Daddy issues. This is the part where you tell me about them.

Kaidan: My dad and I get along great. He gave me beer when I was a teenager. 

Shepard: Okay, then what issues do we talk about.

Kaidan: When I was at Brain Camp, I punted off a turian's head like a football.

Shepard: I love you!

[Broganisity]

like daddy issues?

 

We haven't gotten enough of that one yet

I'd post that gif, but I'd rather post more for the Emperor. . .

I want a Zealot for a follower now. A crazed religious zealot who is chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good/Lawful Evil in all of its glory.

[Br3admax]

 

Kaidan: <types on datapad>

Shepard: Ahem

Kaidan: Yes?

Shepard: Daddy issues. This is the part where you tell me about them.

Kaidan: My dad and I get along great. He gave me beer when I was a teenager. 

Shepard: Okay, then what issues do we talk about.

Kaidan: When I was at Brain Camp, I punted off a turian's head like a football.

Shepard: I love you!

I found heresy. Purge this unclean filth in the name of the Emperor!

[Master Warder Z_]

Kaidan is too dull for daddy issues.

[Broganisity]

I found heresy. Purge this unclean filth in the name of the Emperor!

>Demands they be purged.

>Does not do the purging himself.

[Medhia_Nox]

@Broganisity:  I want an entire game of crazed religious zealots... where we play the Acolyte of an Imperial Inquisitor meeting out righteous justice in His Glorious Name!  

 

An RPG with the Imperial Inquisition would be glorious indeed - but Bioware couldn't make it.  

 

How did this thread become about the perfection of the Glorious Emperor anyway? 

[Master Warder Z_]

o...o

I want to spread the greater good while fighting off deluded ghost worshippers and insane elves...oh and the occasional hive fleet via massive cannons and the most beautiful space craft in the Gothic universe.

Plus mechs! Woot!

[DuskWanderer]

I found heresy. Purge this unclean filth in the name of the Emperor!

I have another one...

 

(ME2 group, pre DLC, are all gathered)

 

Shepard: Okay, so looks like I've got a group here...

Miranda: Hang on, daddy issues.

Shepard: Dammit, I've had enough of this! All right, line up. (Squaddies line up) We're gonna do this the right way. Everyone who has daddy issues, or whatever passes for a daddy in your species, take a step back.

(Miranda, Jacob, Garrus, Tali, and Legion all take steps back)

Shepard: Okay, now take a step back if you have those daddy issues, but you're the daddy.

(Samara and Thane take a step back)

Shepard: Okay, I think we can work...

Jack: What's a daddy got to do with it. I wanna kill everyone.

Shepard: <pause> Okay, you take a step back with the scrubs. Well, I can still make this.

Mordin: Have troubled student. Problematic. Taught him what I know.

Shepard: Dammit, Mordin! Ms. Chambers, put out a resume. <Kelly starts typing> WANTED: Squad members to sign on for mission for vessel out in the Terminus Systems. Laid back, moral fiber doesn't matter. Weapons and armor provided, excellent pay, some danger, can see the galaxy. Absolutely no daddy issues! 

<Zaeed and Kasumi pop in>

Shepard: Sweet. 

[Broganisity]

. . .I think it's time we made another 'Companion you want' thread, purge this heresy from our minds and talk about how we all want a Biotic Zealot who's part of a cult who joins the player to spread the cleansing blue flames of his people across the Galaxy.

[Br3admax]

>Demands they be purged.

>Does not do the purging himself.

I'm only a scout and this heresy is obviously beyond me. Loving Kaidan is something only an Assault Marine can handle. 

[Master Warder Z_]

I'm only a scout and this heresy is obviously beyond me. Loving Kaidan is something only an Assault Marine can handle.

Bah, go hug chaos cannon fodder

[Broganisity]

Bah, go hug chaos cannon fodder

 

There may be redemption yet for this one!

[Master Warder Z_]

There may be redemption yet for this one!

Every soldier of the Empire is prepared to die to achieve the greater good, you figure the imperium would instill the same...discipline.

[General TSAR]

I wish I knew what the hell you guys are talking about. 

[Br3admax]

It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself...

[Lady Artifice]

To get back on topic: No. Do not create a trans love interest. I can think of infinitely more interesting things. 

 

The great thing about things is that some things can come in conjunction with other things without any of the things losing anything in the process. 

 

 

Kaidan is too dull for daddy issues.

 

 

 

[Steelcan]

The great thing about things is that some things can come in conjunction with other things without any of the things losing anything in the process. 

 

sadly romance content is not one of those

[Lady Artifice]

. . .I think it's time we made another 'Companion you want' thread, purge this heresy from our minds and talk about how we all want a Biotic Zealot who's part of a cult who joins the player to spread the cleansing blue flames of his people across the Galaxy.

 

...What's wrong with my companion thread? 

[Broganisity]

...What's wrong with my companion thread? 

 

Too little in the way of Space Marines.