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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Doctor is there a stage 6 because my penis seems to be permaerect?

If you are not using it to check the scoreboard, then there is still hope.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I remember this game very well. You were screaming to stay put, something about being more than 4 hours, not being able to see a doctor and that you needed the most kills for some reason.

 

 

This must be photoshopped. Standing for the Korean National Anthem adds 4:12 to the length of any speedrun.

[LemurFromTheId]

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

[Darth Volus]

^ 3 Tech combo medals too. Definitely confirmed. 

[Broganisity]

and here I am slapping a goddamn Typhoon on a Volus:

[LemurFromTheId]

and here I am slapping a goddamn Typhoon on a Volus:

 

That's my favourite setup on the Merc, but you should put points into Decoy instead of Shield Boost.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Do not try this at home, only to be done by qualified ME3MP professional scoreboarders and ex-Spectre Agents on Xbawks

bout time somebody called my number. 

[Broganisity]

That's my favourite setup on the Merc, but-

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Won't lie.

 

Kind of relieved that got a "like."

[LemurFromTheId]

We need a Heretic kit for MEA!

 

Powers: Tome of Power, Timebomb of the Ancients, Morph Ovum

Light melee: staff

Heavy melee: Gauntlets of the Necromancer

 

Might be a bit OP. Oh, well.

 

Also comes with essential weapons like Ethereal Crossbow and Hellstaff.

[Broganisity]

No no no, we need a Purger class!

 

Zealot Charge - Bonus Damage to Heretics.

 

Holy Flame - Flamethrower, bonus damage to Heretics.

 

Adrenaline Rush - Bonus Duration when near Heretics.

Light Melee: Chainsword combo.

Heavy Melee: Boot of the Emperor.

 

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Modifié par BioWareMod03, 14 juillet 2015 - 02:58 .
Removed gif for profanity.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Yay for Heretic! 

 

 

 

Sweet tunes.  Never played that myself, but I watched a speedrun just now out of curiosity.  The bunny hopping was real!  Doom engine for sure.

 

However, I didn't catch a scoreboard.  This is what the world needs badly.

[Geek]

 

This must be photoshopped. Standing for the Korean National Anthem adds 4:12 to the length of any speedrun.

 

Even with the anthem delay we still load in faster faster than the ps3.

[Jugger nuggss]

I don't need help! I can quit anytime I want!

[Broganisity]

I don't need help! I can quit anytime I want!

And the first step is getting that help. Before it's too late.

[PatrickBateman]

Unfortunately, politicians are rather lascivious by nature and would only see preventative measures of scoreboarding as an increase in the pool of potential competition for sexual conquest. Since the proportion of male to female gamers is oddly identical to the proportion of male to female politicians, it would seem rational for these politicians to assume the aforementioned theory is accurate.

Much like the rest of this thread, it makes total sense.

Makes perfect sense to me!

Lately I have started working on a new theoretical model which at an early stage does hint that due to the fact that your average politician don't have anything to fear from limiting score boarding as they certainly are a lot more successful in the area of sexual conquest than your average scoreboarder anyway, work will continue on the theory.

[Fuenf789]

Psychology again ey?
U know grumpy hates anything that lets him identify with his anger issues.

Faith Popcorn foretold this trend already in the '80's as the cocooning effect. me3 is merely an instrument and not the cause. So go back and continue playing with your mice/gamepadS etc. it's not normal but it's natural.

Ps except nucleartech - rather go washi ur hands

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Makes perfect sense to me!

Lately I have started working on a new theoretical model which at an early stage does hint that due to the fact that your average politician don't have anything to fear from limiting score boarding as they certainly are a lot more successful in the area of sexual conquest than your average scoreboarder anyway, work will continue on the theory.

Thank you for your contributions, citizen.  I am eager to hear the results of your studies.  I hope you are using live politicians and scoreboarders for your experiments.

[Shyla Stylez]

No one is better at looking at these forums and making a hilarious thread.

Tip of the hat

[Learn To Love Yourself]

No one is better at looking at these forums and making a hilarious thread.

Tip of the hat

And you're a natural, porn thread maker.  Spank you very crotch.

 

Slip of the tip

[Caineghis2500]

Won't lie.

 

Kind of relieved that got a "like."

Likes = Something meaningful confirmed

[Zander-o-]

I'd like to bring your attention to something. Scoreboarding is apreading to other games. DAMP* matches have been infected by kill and xp leechers, even the very BSN we love and love to hate has been infiltrated by these afflited, exaamples of epeen exposure are now countless. If my observations are to be believed, these "individuals" mas have developed a new symptom, much more severe than any we've seen before. 

 

Some of those afflited by scoreboarding seem to have rediscovered how to engage in social interaction. One could think seeing these vegetals engage with society again is excellent, but reality isn't as benevolent. These "social" scoreboarders, whilist trying to preach to the word about their epeen, eventually clash with each other, and as their neurons no longer can comprehend the possibility of them not being at the top, they engage in endless discussions trying to prove their peen to be mightier than of their adversary. It's quite a sad sighting, and unlike many may think not a rare one, as it seems these specimens have given up the little time they had to exert their bodly needs, instead opting for epeen glorification.

 

If this pattern continues to develop, soon enough the concentration of scoreboarders will decrease dramatically, as they will end up in mutual annihilation through epeen skirmishes. This may very well turn out to be the ultimate method of population control, it's unlike anything we've seen before.

 

 

 

 

*DAMP stands for Dragon Age Inquisiton MultiPlayer

[BioticPulse]

Seems to have lost my scoreboard somewhere in the Woods of northern Europe. Have found a Ouijaboard to replace it. Will that do?

[ROBOTICSUPERMAN]

Is it contagious at stage 3? If it is, KEEP AWAY FROM ME!!!! I don't want you to suffer the same fate as me!

[Uncle JailBird Joey]

Typhoon Volus is fun...ever tried standing next to one as he is firing away...How can you not laugh?  2 nights ago my Spitfire Volus merc was kicked from 3 straight lobby's.