586 réponses à ce sujet

[ffejita]

Haven't seen one of these in a while. The rules are simple. Corrupt the wish given by the post above you. Make a wish regarding what you want to see in MEA. I'll start:

 

I wish for a good ending

[Red Panda]

Granted, but your entire crew with main character dies of an incurable disease that removes higher brain function.

 

 

I wish for the Claymore shotgun to return.

[AlexiaRevan]

the claymore is only seen used in cutscene and by the ennemy when they shoot down your squad mate

 

I wish for better Vanguard powers 

[Feybrad]

Granted, but they are so overpowered they turn even Insanity-Difficulty into Story-Mode.

 

I wish for the Player Character to be an independent Civilian, not a Soldier.

[Red Panda]

Granted, but they are executed for being a war criminal.

 

I wish for more Varren.

[AlexiaRevan]

granted , but they are only on Tuchanka and it was not added to the game . 

 

I wish a system of day and night 

[Gileadan]

Granted, but you won't see the difference because of that thermal vision helmet.

 

I want to be able to configure and upgrade the Mako.

[Red Panda]

granted , but they are only on Tuchanka and it was not added to the game . 

 

I wish a system of day and night 

Granted, but they both come with blistering heat and cold, which is used in a story plotline to kill your protagonist's LI.

 

I wish for a Hammerhead that can fly like a fighter.

[AlexiaRevan]

Oh that last one is funny...

 

 

I want to be able to configure and upgrade the Mako

Granted but all the upgrades have the bizzare form of Jacob Abs 

 

I wish we will be able to ride aliens mount that are on different planets and some of them adapt to the different climate . (like in star Wars kinda)

[MegaIllusiveMan]

Granted, you'll fall from the mount after a long cold/hot/acidic ride and then you'll die, along with your Tauntaun LI

 

I wish there is a running Gag in the ME: Andromeda

[Red Panda]

Granted, you'll fall from the mount after a long cold/hot/acidic ride and then you'll die, along with your Tauntaun LI

 

I wish there is a running Gag in the ME: Andromeda

There is, but then a biotic Volus kills a random squadmate.

 

I wish for orbital bombardment as an option to interact with indigenous lifeforms.

[Feybrad]

There is, but then a biotic Volus kills a random squadmate.

 

I wish for orbital bombardment as an option to interact with indigenous lifeforms.

 

Granted, but you are executed for being a war criminal.

 

I wish that I could tell and prove to the bad Guy at the End that I am far better at being bad than he is.

[Red Panda]

Granted, but you are executed for being a war criminal.

 

I wish that I could tell and prove to the bad Guy at the End that I am far better at being bad than he is.

Granted, but teh bad guy wins and kills you while you spew your monologue. Bad guy thing is then hero.

 

I wish for a flamethrower.

[AlexiaRevan]

Granted, but teh bad guy wins and kills you while you spew your monologue. Bad guy thing is then hero.

 

I wish for a flamethrower.

granted but you have to get surgery and become a vorcha to wild it . 

 

I wish for better armor and a biotic shield ! that goes around your arm like a real shield...but a biotic one .

[Red Panda]

granted but you have to get surgery and become a vorcha to wild it . 

 

I wish for better armor and a biotic shield ! that goes around your arm like a real shield...but a biotic one .

Granted, but your shield becomes a singularity and crushes you when you use it.

 

 

 

I wish for Cerberus to return.

[Feybrad]

Granted, but your shield becomes a singularity and crushes you when you use it.

 

 

 

I wish for Cerberus to return.

 

Granted, but it's Cerberus the three-headed Hellhound from Greek Mythology.

 

I wish to be Mal from Firefly.

[MrFob]

Granted, but it's Cerberus the three-headed Hellhound from Greek Mythology.

 

I wish to be Mal from Firefly.

 

Granted but true to Firefly tradition, the game is canceled after the tutorial and all open plot points will have to be wrapped up in the final cutscene which, though pretty awesome is way too short.

 

Oh and Wash dies.

 

I wish for a really sleek and shiny space ship in ME:A.

[HuldraDancer]

Granted but the sleek shiny ships all belong to the enemy and you are stuck with rusted junk that needs constant upgrades

 

 

I wish for really creative alien designs for the new aliens we'll meet in ME:A

[MrFob]

Granted but the sleek shiny ships all belong to the enemy and you are stuck with rusted junk that needs constant upgrades

Ah, so Firefly after all, huh?
 
 

I wish for really creative alien designs for the new aliens we'll meet in ME:A

Granted. The romance scenes will of course be ... disturbing.

 

Oh, almost forgot my whish. Ah let's see:

 

I wish for the helmets in ME:A to retract into the suits when not needed.

[Vespervin]

Granted, but the head also retracts.

 

I wish for a customisable ships.

[HuldraDancer]

Granted, but the head also retracts.

 

I wish for a customisable ships.

 

Granted, but you can only choose from four presets and can not mix and match the styles will be from children's cartoons such as telli tubbies

 

I wish for means of fast travel other than vehicles like mounts of the local wildlife instead.

[ffejita]

Granted, but these mounts have horrible looking, game-crashing textures that only work 1 out of 100 times

 

I wish for a Yahg romance option

[AlexiaRevan]

granted ! He sit in a ship and whisper his name in a mic and you never smooche . 

 

I wish to build my own castle a la Skyhold in a planet of my choosing . 

[Dantriges]

Granted but it´s a VI of a crimi writer.

 

I wish that in the end all squadmnates die in horrible ways.

[Hadeedak]

@ Alexi: Granted, but you can't interact with anything in it and it basically just sits there. Also, you have to play Pinnacle Station to get it.

 

I wish that our character is allowed to express self-doubt.

 

 

@Drantriges: Granted, but then they're brought back to life via unrealistic contrivances almost immediately.