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#226
Red Panda

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Granted, omniblades now come in red, green, or blue only.

 

I wish that starchild returned.



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Granted, omniblades now come in red, green, or blue only.

 

I wish that starchild returned.

Granted

 

Starchild is a companion and LI.

 

I wish for aliens with truly alien mindsets.



#228
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Granted

 

Starchild is a companion and LI.

 

I wish for aliens with truly alien mindsets.

Granted, the asari romance is with a "visually improved design" that causes you to feel physically sick when you look at that character on the screen. When they speak their mind, you vomit all over your platform of choice.

 

I wish for a Batarian romance.



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Granted, the asari romance is with a "visually improved design" that causes you to feel physically sick when you look at that character on the screen. When they speak their mind, you vomit all over your platform of choice.

I wish for a Batarian romance.


You get Batarian Jacob.

I wish for a difficulty above Insanity.

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You get Batarian Jacob.

I wish for a difficulty above Insanity.

Granted, unfortunately it is so difficult your game crashes as soon as it loads.

 

I wish for the ability to build and maintain an actual colony.



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Granted, unfortunately it is so difficult your game crashes as soon as it loads.

 

I wish for the ability to build and maintain an actual colony.

Granted.  Bioware release a microtransaction-laden base-building app as a companion piece to MEA.

 

Which you need to unlock the best ending, of course    ;)

 

I wish we can customize our ship.


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#232
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Granted.  Bioware release a microtransaction-laden base-building app as a companion piece to MEA.

 

Which you need to unlock the best ending, of course    ;)

 

I wish we can customize our ship.

 

Granted you can customize the ship as much as you like, but only through micro transactions, this includes having wanting to go back to a customization you already bought, yes you need to buy it for as many times as you pick it.

 

I wish we can make our hair strange colors like blue or green.



#233
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Granted you can customize the ship as much as you like, but only through micro transactions, this includes having wanting to go back to a customization you already bought, yes you need to buy it for as many times as you pick it.

I wish we can make our hair strange colors like blue or green.


You can make hair any colour you want but it still looks like ass.

I wish for the Geth Infiltrator to return in MP.
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#234
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It will. For the low price of 9.99

 

I wish Kai Leng will be new protag


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#235
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It will. For the low price of 9.99

 

I wish Kai Leng will be new protag

Granted. You lose every single fight and are unable to get a kill unless PIS kicks in. You also get pwned and roflstomped by handicapped people.

I wish that you are allowed to choose the height of your character.


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#236
LiL Reapur

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Granted. You can only choose between 8ft and 3ft heights....

 

i wish there is gonna be another joker in MEA....



#237
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i wish there is gonna be another joker in MEA....

Granted. But his dialogue will be written by Uwe Boll and he'll be voiced by Pauly Shore.

 

I wish we could analyze and adapt alien technologies for our own team.



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Granted, however, when properly researched, it turns out all those technologies are fecal analyzers.

 

I wish that turians make the trip with us.



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Granted, however, when properly researched, it turns out all those technologies are fecal analyzers.

 

I wish that turians make the trip with us.

 

Granted, they'll be around the weapons and you will be unable to interact with them for the length of the game because they are too busy calibrating.

 

I wish for the hammerhead to come back.



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Granted, they'll be around the weapons and you will be unable to interact with them for the length of the game because they are too busy calibrating.

 

I wish for the hammerhead to come back.

 

Granted. They are the vehicle of choice for one of the main antagonistic factions. Their entire screentime consists of you shooting them down from within the Mako.

 

I wish to see some cool new alien species as squadmates and/or allies.


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#241
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Granted. They are the vehicle of choice for one of the main antagonistic factions. Their entire screentime consists of you shooting them down from within the Mako.

 

I wish to see some cool new alien species as squadmates and/or allies.

Granted, you get some sentient Andromedan bacteria on the ship as allies, which only communicate telepathically via vorcha translator.  ^_^

 

I hope we get an undersea level, like in the Leviathan dlc.



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Granted, you get some sentient Andromedan bacteria on the ship as allies, which only communicate telepathically via vorcha translator.  ^_^

 

I hope we get an undersea level, like in the Leviathan dlc.

 

Granted your underwater level will be a crossover reference with Disney, be 30 hours long, required to beat the game and involve singing and dancing mini games that are mandatory.

 

I wish for some good old highschool like jealousy between LIs and the player character.



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Granted your underwater level will be a crossover reference with Disney, be 30 hours long, required to beat the game and involve singing and dancing mini games that are mandatory.

 

I wish for some good old highschool like jealousy between LIs and the player character.

Granted.  But all the romance dialogues between you and the characters will be via written notes passed between you via a neutral third party.

 

I wish for a gunship for transportation.


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Granted your underwater level will be a crossover reference with Disney, be 30 hours long, required to beat the game and involve singing and dancing mini games that are mandatory.

 

I wish for some good old highschool like jealousy between LIs and the player character.

 

Granted. They will go as far fighting over you to the Death and you can't decide who wins.

 

... darn, too late.

 

Granted.  But all the romance dialogues between you and the characters will be via written notes passed between you via a neutral third party.

 

I wish for a gunship for transportation.

 

Granted, but in true Star Wars Fashion, you will always get shot down when in there.

 

I wish for at least one City World Level of at least the Size of the Hinterlands in DA:I, if not bigger.


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I wish for at least one City World Level of at least the Size of the Hinterlands in DA:I, if not bigger.

Granted, but you can't go in any of the buildings or talk to anyone. There are also no missions here.

 

I wish for space amoebas.



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Granted, but you can't go in any of the buildings or talk to anyone. There are also no missions here.

 

I wish for space amoebas.

Granted, but discovering a space amoeba gives you space AIDS, resulting in a critical mission failure.

 

I wish for no day-one DLC. 



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Granted, but discovering a space amoeba gives you space AIDS, resulting in a critical mission failure.

I wish for no day-one DLC.

Granted. There is day-two DLC.

I wish that you character isn't worshipped by your crew and squad members.
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#248
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I wish that you character isn't worshipped by your crew and squad members.

 

Granted, you'll just be an average Joe. But because of that, no-one in ME:A wants to romance you.

 

 

I wish ME:A will have a mature story, with mature characters and sophisticated depth, while also having decent graphics and decent gameplay, all for an acceptable price (70 bucks max).

 

(Good luck corrupting that wish. xD)



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Granted, you'll just be an average Joe. But because of that, no-one in ME:A wants to romance you.

 

 

I wish ME:A will have a mature story, with mature characters and sophisticated depth, while also having decent graphics and decent gameplay, all for an acceptable price (70 bucks max).

 

(Good luck corrupting that wish. xD)

Granted. The story will be an incredible ride, each and every of your decisions will matter and your squad mates will feel as real as genuine people. You will be utterly amazed every single minute during the two and a half hours it takes you to complete the game.

 

I want squad mates that actually act like professionals. If they have any emotional baggage, they will deal with it without requiring protagonist therapy.



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Granted. The story will be an incredible ride, each and every of your decisions will matter and your squad mates will feel as real as genuine people. You will be utterly amazed every single minute during the two and a half hours it takes you to complete the game.

 

I want squad mates that actually act like professionals. If they have any emotional baggage, they will deal with it without requiring protagonist therapy.

 

Granted the squad mates will be very professional, the player character on the other hand will have auto dialog that constantly brings up their emotional baggage to anyone and anything they can talk to.

 

I wish for no class restrictions on weapons again.