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#351
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Granted, but she's on helium the whole time!

 

I wish for character creator to be at least as good as DAI's, but with better hair and eyebrows.


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Granted, but she's on helium the whole time!

 

I wish for character creator to be at least as good as DAI's, but with better hair and eyebrows.

Granted, but the lighting on the CC will still be terrible.

 

I wish kinetic barrers will actually function as they say in the codex



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Granted, but she's on helium the whole time!

 

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Brilliant reference. 

 

 

Granted, but the lighting on the CC will still be terrible.

 

I wish kinetic barrers will actually function as they say in the codex

 

Granted, but Andromeda's species will have developed far beyond that technology with their advanced weaponry. 

 

I wish for Kevin Sorbo to voice a crew member, perhaps even a squadmate. 


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#354
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Granted, but they retconned the codex to fit exactly how the barriers function in-game before.

I wish I wish they brought back fish.

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I wish I wish they brought back fish.

 

Granted, but they're robot fish that end up rebelling against their creators and taking over the ark ship.

 

I wish for a biotic ability similar to Blink's in X-Men Days of Future Past. 

 

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Granted, but they're robot fish that end up rebelling against their creators and taking over the ark ship.

 

I wish for a biotic ability similar to Blink's in X-Men Days of Future Past. 

 

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Granted, but the Character that can use it will be utterly irrelevant to the Game and the Story and ultimately die.

 

I wish for there to be no Asari Love Interest in ME:A.



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Granted, but the Character that can use it will be utterly irrelevant to the Game and the Story and ultimately die.

 

I wish for there to be no Asari Love Interest in ME:A.

Granted. It'll be a casual sex relationship. And no, you can't opt out of it, you are forced to have sex with her. Every main chapter will end with your character having sex with her and the scenes will be a la Witcher style.

 

I wish that they add more customization options for your armor. 



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Granted. It'll be a casual sex relationship. And no, you can't opt out of it, you are forced to have sex with her. Every main chapter will end with your character having sex with her and the scenes will be a la Witcher style.

I wish that they add more customization options for your armor.


You get all kinds of customisation options but all armour makes your character look like a walking penis.

I wish for the return of the omni-bow.

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I wish for the return of the omni-bow.

 

You shall have it. You will even get an omni-violine to use it with.

 

I wish that they will tweak frostbite so that the characters look less like plastic dolls then they did in DA:I.



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You shall have it. You will even get an omni-violine to use it with.

I wish that they will tweak frostbite so that the characters look less like plastic dolls then they did in DA:I.


Granted. They now all look like broodmothers from DAO. Thanks to you.

I wish to hear no references to the original trilogy.
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Granted. They now all look like broodmothers from DAO. Thanks to you.

I wish to hear no references to the original trilogy.

Granted. Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: Empire Strikes back, and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi will not be mentioned. Instead we'll learn that biotics are the creation of tiny parasitic bugs that live inside everyone and look like miniature asari.

 

I want the main political power of the andromeda galaxy to be the prothean empire. 


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Granted. Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: Empire Strikes back, and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi will not be mentioned. Instead we'll learn that biotics are the creation of tiny parasitic bugs that live inside everyone and look like miniature asari.

 

I want the main political power of the andromeda galaxy to be the prothean empire. 

Granted. Javik will be the leader

 

I want to have a bobblehead of Harbinger on the hood of the Mako when driving



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Granted. Javik will be the leader

 

I want to have a bobblehead of Harbinger on the hood of the Mako when driving

That wish is incorruptible, and should be just simply granted :lol:  ... okay, I'll try. Granted. Every time you try to turn right, you hear "assuming direct control" and keep going in a straight line. 

 

I want the fate of whatever the conflict of Androdema will be, to be decided over a game of Kepesh-Yakshi.


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I want the fate of whatever the conflict of Androdema will be, to be decided over a game of Kepesh-Yakshi.

Granted, but game rage will create more conflicts.

 

I want PC to arrive on battlefields with sound of Reaper horn.



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Granted, but game rage will create more conflicts.

 

I want PC to arrive on battlefields with sound of Reaper horn.

 

Granted but the sound will be very unbalanced and your only choices will be it blasting out the speakers or not being able to hear it at all.

 

 

I wish for better CC lighting and customization options in the vanilla game.



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Granted but the sound will be very unbalanced and your only choices will be it blasting out the speakers or not being able to hear it at all.

 

 

I wish for better CC lighting and customization options in the vanilla game.

 

Granted but the customization options only relate to CC lighting and this feature doesn't appear in non-vanilla games.

 

I wish there was no class system



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Granted, the combat system is removed entirely as to avoid classifying characters.

I wish for a vorcha companion

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Granted, the combat system is removed entirely as to avoid classifying characters.

I wish for a vorcha companion

Granted: He the inevitable betrayer

 

I wish for a race of all-male tree like creatures like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy



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Granted: He the inevitable betrayer

 

I wish for a race of all-male tree like creatures like Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

Granted. They are destroyed in the first 5 minutes of the prologue, since that's how Bioware will introduce us to the new villains. 

 

I wish that NPCs in ME:A don't have ugly faces like in ME1/2/3 (by ugly I mean the textures and low quality of the faces).



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Granted, but they use so much graphics power that it slows your play to under 10 frames.

 

I wish that we get to fly a fighter mission.



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Granted, but they use so much graphics power that it slows your play to under 10 frames.

 

I wish that we get to fly a fighter mission.

Granted.

We see: cannons firing through the cockpit window, and a ship in your sights explodes.

We hear: "Hey recruit, get out of that flight simulator! They want you at HQ for a very important mission!" 

*End introduction. Cue Opening Titles. Cut to the CC*

:P 

 

I wish for a fort drakon-like mission, where we play a squadmate sent to break the protag out of prison. 



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Granted.

We see: cannons firing through the cockpit window, and a ship in your sights explodes.

We hear: "Hey recruit, get out of that flight simulator! They want you at HQ for a very important mission!" 

*End introduction. Cue Opening Titles. Cut to the CC*

:P

 

I wish for a fort drakon-like mission, where we play a squadmate sent to break the protag out of prison. 

Granted, but you're on a vorcha chain gang and the only reason you're there is 'cause your favourite squadmate betrayed you. Your least favourite is the one who rescues you, and they charge you for it!

 

I wish to see some planets with technicolour plants and/or glowing lifeforms.


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Granted, but you're on a vorcha chain gang and the only reason you're there is 'cause your favourite squadmate betrayed you. Your least favourite is the one who rescues you, and they charge you for it!

I'd totally go for that if they did this as a cutscene...

Spoiler

 

I wish to see some planets with technicolour plants and/or glowing lifeforms.

Granted. You'll see technicolour glowing life forms on every planet, but only if you drink hanar mindfish shots before the mission. Soon you build up a tolerance and have to drink more mindfish shots, and then your controller controls become reversed at the most inopportune times because you're "under the influence"

I wish for hanar mindfish shots to be available as a drink order at any bar we visit.



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I'd totally go for that if they did this as a cutscene...

Spoiler

 

Granted. You'll see technicolour glowing life forms on every planet, but only if you drink hanar mindfish shots before the mission. Soon you build up a tolerance and have to drink more mindfish shots, and then your controller controls become reversed at the most inopportune times because you're "under the influence"

I wish for hanar mindfish shots to be available as a drink order at any bar we visit.

Granted, but it's a fake recipe since the ingredients are all in the milkyway and it takes AGES to procure them.

 

I wish they would finally tell us how Asari really have "sex". I mean the mind stuff.



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Granted, but it's a fake recipe since the ingredients are all in the milkyway and it takes AGES to procure them.

 

I wish they would finally tell us how Asari really have "sex". I mean the mind stuff.

Granted, you will find a copy of Fornax in the medbay, which details everything with non-so-scientific diagrams. Halfway through your studies, the medic bursts in and starts shouting at you about going through their private things.

 

I wish to have an elcor psychologist on the ship.