I wish to have an elcor psychologist on the ship.
Congratulatory tone: Your wish has been granted
Concilliatory tone: Unfortunately his knowledge of human psychology is limited to Freud
Inqusitive tone: Please tell me about your mother's sexual habits
I wish for a pet space monkey thing (you know, the ones that stole the satelite part back in ME1)
Congratulatory tone: Your wish has been granted
Concilliatory tone: Unfortunately his knowledge of human psychology is limited to Freud
Inqusitive tone: Please tell me about your mother's sexual habits
I would actually love this. 
I wish for a pet space monkey thing (you know, the ones that stole the satelite part back in ME1)
Granted. In true space-monkey fashion, it steals bits of the ship's vital electronics, until you're left drifting in space. Hope that distress beacon still works!
I wish for some cutscenes of our squad inside the Mako.
I would actually love this.
Granted. In true space-monkey fashion, it steals bits of the ship's vital electronics, until you're left drifting in space. Hope that distress beacon still works!
I wish for some cutscenes of our squad inside the Mako.
Granted. However, there is only 1 cutscene and all squamates use the same animations. Every time you enter the Mako you see the same cutscene. And it can't be skipped.
I wish that Batarians are no longer portrayed as the evil race or the Mordor of ME.
I would actually love this.
It won't be quite so cool when he gets further into Freud. Just wait till this Elcor starts telling you how your dreams mean that you secretly desire to eat your parents' crap....
I wish for some cutscenes of our squad inside the Mako.
Granted. Unfortunately, while you and your squad are inside the Mako, the camera isn't.
I wish the bootleg Shepard VI would make an appearance (partly cos she's awesome, partly to spite those who can't get over the real thing).
edit: damnit, my internet is so painfully slow it took about 5 minutes to reply by which time I got beaten to the punch... 
I wish that Batarians are no longer portrayed as the evil race or the Mordor of ME.
Granted, they're not portayed at all, except as some vague rumors about a race that existed back in the MW but were exterminated by the Reapers.
It won't be quite so cool when he gets further into Freud. Just wait till this Elcor starts telling you how your dreams mean that you secretly desire to eat your parents' crap....
Granted. Unfortunately, while you and your squad are inside the Mako, the camera isn't.
I wish the bootleg Shepard VI would make an appearance (partly cos she's awesome, partly to spite those who can't get over the real thing).
edit: damnit, my internet is so painfully slow it took about 5 minutes to reply by which time I got beaten to the punch...
Granted, they're not portayed at all, except as some vague rumors about a race that existed back in the MW but were exterminated by the Reapers.
Granted but the image and voice will be scrambled and jumbled often letting out high pitch screams and beeps with the occasional "I'm commander Shepard'' and "I should go" getting through once in a while.
I hope theres a well done beautiful ocean or sea on one of the planets and we can explore it.
I hope theres a well done beautiful ocean or sea on one of the planets and we can explore it.
Granted.
You've seen Jaws, right? 
I wish for more nonhumanoid alien species to interact with
Granted.
You've seen Jaws, right?
I wish for more nonhumanoid alien species to interact with
Granted, but your interaction is reduced to grunts and awkward body language.
I wish we could actually listen to some Johnny Cash in game
Granted, but your interaction is reduced to grunts and awkward body language.
I wish we could actually listen to some Johnny Cash in game
Granted, but the only song by Johnny Cash is Ring of Fire.
I wish for a Native American Race Preset.
Granted, but you never get the look you like (think of the GTA V character creator).
I wish for the ability to anger our squad-mates.
Granted, but you never get the look you like (think of the GTA V character creator).
Ugh, don't remind me of that.
I wish for the ability to anger our squad-mates.
Granted, however if you anger them even a little bit they'll leave forever and will later attempt to kill you (thus forcing you to kill them). If you aren't careful you can lose every member of your crew and squad, forcing you to solo the entire game.
I wish that in ME:A the gravity of the planet/station actually matters.
Granted, however if you anger them even a little bit they'll leave forever and will later attempt to kill you (thus forcing you to kill them). If you aren't careful you can lose every member of your crew and squad, forcing you to solo the entire game.
I wish that in ME:A the gravity of the planet/station actually matters.
Granted. But you forget about it once and get crushed.
I wish for consequenzes.
Granted. But people the devs have never heard of consequenzes so they can't do anything with it.
I wish for consequenses
Granted. But people the devs have never heard of consequenzes so they can't do anything with it.
I wish for consequenses
Granted, every action you take results in the genocide of 1 of 2 species, with no way to avoid it. By the end of the game you are last sentient creature in existence, and you are given the choice of whether to shoot yourself or drift through the stars all lonely like.
Alternately: Granted, but every consequence is so impactful that unless you take very specific actions in a predetermined order you will receive a game over screen, thus railroading you into a single path.
I wish for customizable armor (kinda like DAI, but better) and weapons.
Granted, every action you take results in the genocide of 1 of 2 species, with no way to avoid it. By the end of the game you are last sentient creature in existence, and you are given the choice of whether to shoot yourself or drift through the stars all lonely like.
Alternately: Granted, but every consequence is so impactful that unless you take very specific actions in a predetermined order you will receive a game over screen, thus railroading you into a single path.
I wish for customizable armor (kinda like DAI, but better) and weapons.
Granted, but the only customization options are six-inch stiletto heels, and they replace the default boots making them mandatory. For men AND women.
I wish for a mission where we have to actually coordinate with another team (or teams) of NPCs in real time.
Granted, but the only customization options are six-inch stiletto heels, and they replace the default boots making them mandatory. For men AND women.
I wish for a mission where we have to actually coordinate with another team (or teams) of NPCs in real time.
Granted, but that other team of NPCs task has an estimated completion time of 48hrs, but it might happen sooner. So you have to sit with your controller and the game for 48hrs straight waiting for them to reach a point where they need your input, if you miss the 1 min window that opens you fail the mission and have to start the 48hr mission over again.
I wish for lots of space diplomacy.
Granted but that diplomacy will go like talking with council.
I wish for urban area to explore, with shops, houses, clubs and all that stuff.
Granted, but it's only accessible through Day 1 DLC
I wish for no Day 1 DLC
Granted, but it's only accessible through Day 1 DLC
I wish for no Day 1 DLC
Granted, all the content that would have gone into a Day 1 DLC is instead cut and never releases. The game ends up like KotOR 2 with unfinished story everywhere.
I wish for no Item Pack DLCs
Granted, all the content that would have gone into a Day 1 DLC is instead cut and never releases. The game ends up like KotOR 2 with unfinished story everywhere.
I wish for no Item Pack DLCs
Granted, but all of the content is released in small quest "expansions" sold for $40 each.
Granted, but you your and then they all on top of your with and a krogan.
I wish each character in your party had their own distinct goals and responsibilities, and didn't just sit around waiting in the ship for you to give them walkies.
Granted, but each companions wishes and goals will require the protagonist to accomplish it for them.
I wish the Borg make a cameo.
Granted, but each companions wishes and goals will require the protagonist to accomplish it for them.
I wish the Borg make a cameo.
Granted. The Borg makes a cameo.
Then, so does Q. He shows up at the end of the game and rewrites the entire plot.
I wish for Lorik Qui'in to appear as a prominent NPC.
Granted. The Borg makes a cameo.
Then, so does Q. He shows up at the end of the game and rewrites the entire plot.
I wish for Lorik Qui'in to appear as a prominent NPC.
Granted, but it's actually his great-great-great grandson who happens to share the same name but has a radically different personality.
I wish that gamers will ultimately have a "who's better, Shepard or [insert new-protagonist name]" debates like there are Kirk vs Picard debates.
Granted, but it's actually his great-great-great grandson who happens to share the same name but has a radically different personality.
I wish that gamers will ultimately have a "who's better, Shepard or [insert new-protagonist name]" debates like there are Kirk vs Picard debates.
Granted. The debates are short however as both sets of supporters come to the agreement that Javik is better than both.
I wish for a Geth companion.
Granted, he's one of your first companions but dies Jenkins style
I wish for sharks in my fish tank
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