Granted, but you're his slave and he makes you do terrible, terrible things before and after every mission.
I wish that ME: A would come out next week.
Granted. It will still be in that exact Phase of Development it is currently in, while being sold at full Price. It will bomb enormously, forcing BioWare to close down.
I wish for all of Broganisity's Companions in the Create-a-Companion Thread to be real.
I wish for all of Broganisity's Companions in the Create-a-Companion Thread to be real.
Granted. There will be no surprises because everything will be exactly as scripted, with one exception: Every companion will get witty one-liners that they will use every second in every battle:
Granted. There will be no surprises because everything will be exactly as scripted, with one exception: Every companion will get witty one-liners that they will use every second in every battle:
Zarr, the Misfit: "I don't want to hurt you, but I have to!"Herald, Vanguard of the Blue Flame: "in your face!" (charge) and "deadly earnest about you" (nova)Dinata 'Din' Savernus, Sole Survivor of the Grimm Mercenary Company: "holy spirit of mojo, grant me strength"(This is after you joked about the spirit of your ship being called "mojo").Gnash, of the Vengeance: "Graahh, Gnash has science of killing!" and "Gnash kills dead with scie... scie... Graahh!"Borim Liriss, the Executioner: "Thought me harmless, didn't you!" and "Had to be me, someone else might have missed!"Fera Toryas, with a Matron Life Crisis: "Goddess!" and "I've a warping personality!" (when using warp)Shriik, the Hanar Housekeeper: "Enkindle this!"Syrus Komyn, "Always by the book.": "Hah, we can win this conventionally!" and "want peace? build barriers!" (when using barrier)Tasha Jackson (and ALI): "uploading your pictures, guys! you will be the face of SMASHED!"Keera‘Ladron nar Waterloo: "don't you punch my suit!" and "I don't need ammo, I've antibiotics!"Andre Walker, The famous ‘Blue Virtuoso: "use biotics, ammo doesn't grow on trees, man!" and "I don' need ammo, I've biotics!"Vireene Jiltius, War Hero or War Criminal?: "By the godess!" and "find peace in the embrace of the godess!"BALDR [referred to as Balder by others], a relic of humanity’s past: "your chance of survival is lower than before!" (after killing an enemy)Mihk Jivir: "Was is flammable or inflammable? Dammit, it matters!"‘Rasputin’, the Revenant: "The enemy is everywhere!" and "taking casualties!" (when her shields are dropped)Warg: "Ha, I'm the Überbatarian!" and "Me should put them down!"Weyyak Hert, Broodmother: "What a mess! Anyone else hungry?"Eezo AKA Emilio: "In your face, literally." (after headshot), "it is not ammo, it is thermal clips!" (after any of the "I don't need ammo"-comment) and "I know how to calculate the number pi, so don't even try."I wish that at least some of my enemies use the same classes and powers that I can use, like the engineers in ME2 using combat drones, so that batteling them comes close to the "mirror matches" of the Citadel DLC.
Granted, it will make the game so impossibly hard that even Casual mode is impossible.
I wish for Damping to make a comeback
I wish for Damping to make a comeback
Granted, damping and sabotage make a comback. But your enemies can use them, too (see the wish you granted 
), which will reduce several climactic battles to be melee only.
The last and final enemy before the ending will use a powerful version called "dampen your expectations" on you, which decreases the factor of players complaining about the ending by 30% over 5 days.
I wish for a skip function for cut scenes and dialogs.
Granted, damping and sabotage make a comback. But your enemies can use them, too (see the wish you granted
The last and final enemy before the ending will use a powerful version called "dampen your expectations" on you, which decreases the factor of players complaining about the ending by 30% over 5 days.
I wish for a skip function for cut scenes and dialogs.
Granted. The game automatically skips all cut scenes and dialogue. (that was almost too easy.... )
I wish, as a biotic, I can use my powers to make large jumps instead of the jetpack.
Granted. The game automatically skips all cut scenes and dialogue. (that was almost too easy....
I wish, as a biotic, I can use my powers to make large jumps instead of the jetpack.
Granted. Biotic powers enhance jumps so that they invented galactic basketball and every now and then you see players fly by when you travel with your ship.
I wish that there will be epilogue for the story that you can experience instead of telling.
Granted. Biotic powers enhance jumps so that they invented galactic basketball and every now and then you see players fly by when you travel with your ship.
I wish that there will be epilogue for the story that you can experience instead of telling.
Granted, but it will be written by a bad fanfic writer.
I want to play with a character that only fights with biotics, no guns required.
Granted, but it will be written by a bad fanfic writer.
I want to play with a character that only fights with biotics, no guns required.
Granted. You can play with expert biotic character that has written a doctree of it. Only negative side is that you are so badass that Alliance highups gets afraid of you and device a drug that your lover is fooled to give to you thus making you stay level 10 under.
I wish that the protagonist has a very keen strategic mind and is the reason why the galaxy starts trusting him/her.
I wish this game is better than others in the trilogy and infinitely better than DA: I...
I wish this game is better than others in the trilogy and infinitely better than DA: I...
Granted. The game will become so good that it becomes cult. That follows mysterious rituals performed in real life in honor of thresher maws. In other words cultists are trying to feed humans to worms. This becomes a serious conversation between public security and games affection to people thus finally making Mass Effect: Andromeda illegal in the world.
I wish there is a dramatic kidnapping related to the love interest.
Granted. The game will become so good that it becomes cult. That follows mysterious rituals performed in real life in honor of thresher maws. In other words cultists are trying to feed humans to worms. This becomes a serious conversation between public security and games affection to people thus finally making Mass Effect: Andromeda illegal in the world.
I wish there is a dramatic kidnapping related to the love interest.
Granted. but you will never be able to rescue her/him, she/he will be gone forever
I wish for a game that designed for pc.. proper M/K controls,UI and less crashes...
Granted. but you will never be able to rescue her/him, she/he will be gone forever
I wish for a game that designed for pc.. proper M/K controls,UI and less crashes...
Granted, but starchild will return as the antagonist, and again you can't kill him.
I wish that this time, animations in cutscenes and in game were made diferent for each gender, no more open leg peep show for female PCs please lol
I wish that the protagonist has a very keen strategic mind and is the reason why the galaxy starts trusting him/her.
No wish should be left behind: Granted. You aptly build alliances and gain trust all over the galaxy.
Edit: Whoops. Too late for this one:
I wish for a game that designed for pc.. proper M/K controls,UI and less crashes...
I wish that this time, animations in cutscenes and in game were made diferent for each gender, no more open leg peep show for female PCs please lol
I wish to be able to name by saves.
Granted. However, every time you load up ME:A, you find that the names of your saves have been randomly reassigned.
I wish the CC would feature a crotch slider for male characters
Granted. However, every time you load up ME:A, you find that the names of your saves have been randomly reassigned.
I wish the CC would feature a crotch slider for male characters
Granted.also there will be plenty of sliders for every pixel on your char but no matter what you do your char still looks like a plastic cartoon.
I wish for asian female presets in CC,like Zhang Ziyi or Shu Qi
Granted.also there will be plenty of sliders for every pixel on your char but no matter what you do your char still looks like a plastic cartoon.
I wish for asian female presets in CC,like Zhang Ziyi or Shu Qi
Agreed. They will be such stereotypes, you'll call it yellowface.
I wish for the ME version of creepy spiders.
Agreed. They will be such stereotypes, you'll call it yellowface.
I wish for the ME version of creepy spiders.
Granted. There's your romance option.
I wish for enemy AI that could actually perform relatively sophisticated maneuvers such as covering fire, flanking, and movement in squads.
Granted. There's your romance option.
I wish for enemy AI that could actually perform relatively sophisticated maneuvers such as covering fire, flanking, and movement in squads.
Granted. The AI will be sooooo good that you either have 2 options:
1 - Sit by as you see your squadmates effortlessly kill every enemy in a few seconds.
2 - give them crappy armor and weapons so that they don't kill everyone in 10 seconds.
I wish that ME:A has mod support.
I wish that ME:A has mod support.
Granted. 3 months after the release 20% of all mods will be high resolution/better texture mods that will make your game crash randomly, while 80% will be ending mods. The bioware forum will be closed because of countless flame wars where people get constantly confused about which ending mod they are discussing.
The most popular ending mod will be the one where the ghost of Garrus appears during the final boss fight, says "I am god and I decree this contest to be over!", after which he kills the antagonist and teleports you to a beach bar with a view of a sunset taken from deviantart. Fans of this ending will point out that, if one admits that this is a "deus ex machina" (which it's not, because Garrus isn't actuallay (a) god, but a ghost), it proves that that's not bad writing.
I wish for a fair and balanced level- and skill-system with a high enough level cap (or none at all), so that I can keep levelling up during all of the game, maybe even during a NG+ game with an imported character from a former playthrough, instead of hitting max level after 2/3rds of the game.
Granted, however the only fight in the game is the final boss fight. Everything else is a quick-time event.
I hope we have a mole/spy on the team, who is actually working for the enemy. There are multiple ways of dealing with them, including killing them, or them killing another squad member.
Granted, you are the mole.
I want a race like mission, where you shoot baddies and their vehicles on a way to target.
Granted. You have a race mission, timed of course, and you have to mow down countless numbers of enemies on your way to your objective. Sadly, it's basically nothing but an on-rails turret section though, throwing nothing but the same two enemy types at you the whole time and giving you basically no control over where you're actually going. Just over who you shoot first with your turret... which seems to never run out of ammunition, or overheat, for some reason.
I wish for an honest return to what made Mass Effect great. Not only in that sense of wonder and amazement when you first set foot down on an alien planet and you get to look around, but also in the simple things: like interaction with your crew and various exotic species you come across.
Granted. You have a race mission, timed of course, and you have to mow down countless numbers of enemies on your way to your objective. Sadly, it's basically nothing but an on-rails turret section though, throwing nothing but the same two enemy types at you the whole time and giving you basically no control over where you're actually going. Just over who you shoot first with your turret... which seems to never run out of ammunition, or overheat, for some reason.
I wish for an honest return to what made Mass Effect great. Not only in that sense of wonder and amazement when you first set foot down on an alien planet and you get to look around, but also in the simple things: like interaction with your crew and various exotic species you come across.
Granted. The new Mass Effect will be what made the series originally great-> Mass Effect 1: remake
I wish that there will be a secret route that is accessible only with certain conditions.
Granted, it can only be accessed if your protagonist is dead.
I wish that there will be a Dragon Age Inquisition Reference in ME: Andromeda.
Granted, it can only be accessed if your protagonist is dead.
I wish that there will be a Dragon Age Inquisition Reference in ME: Andromeda.
Granted but you can only find the reference after you collected 17.000 shards, distributed within the game.
I wish that we will will make first contact with a pre-spaceflight civilization in ME:A and that we'll have to deal with all the moral and practical problems that brings with it.
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