Granted but they all come with ziggy one-liners and some sort of medcanical or blow up co-pilot.
I wish for a remarkable speaking voice regardless of the sex I choose to play.
Granted. Voice actors for Shepard will be Charlie Chaplin and Greta Garbo.
I wish that the hero has sense of humor.
Granted. Voice actors for Shepard will be Charlie Chaplin and Greta Garbo.
I wish that the hero has sense of humor.
Granted, you get Pauly Shore. You didn't ask for a good sense of humour.
I wish for there to be no in jokes.
Granted. However, there are out jokes.
I wish that the personalities (diplomatic/sarcastic/aggressive) from Dragon Age II retury.
Granted. However, there are out jokes.
I wish that the personalities (diplomatic/sarcastic/aggressive) from Dragon Age II retury.
Granted. However it's because the protagonist has Dissociative Identity Disorder, so they switch between personalities every other line.
I wish that through a series of bizarre circumstances, we become worshipped as a God by a primitive race of aliens.
I wish that through a series of bizarre circumstances, we become worshipped as a God by a primitive race of aliens.
Granted, however due to a screw-up, the primitives gain access to the extranet and start spamming every website in existence with messages about how you're almighty and everyone should bow down. Eventually, the planet gets quarantined and you're a social pariah. The primitives decide to worship space Cher instead.
I wish for no "the mystical eco natives helped me to better understand the planet" moments.
I wish for no "the mystical eco natives helped me to better understand the planet" moments.
Granted, instead a scientifically educated priest of Oghma will explain the Gaia hypthesis and its scientific foundations to you. After that you will have to perform a manual waste separation action on every killed foe, lest the planet develops a level 1 biohazard that eats your shield within a minute.
I wish that NPC, that are connected to specific quests, may accompany me on the quest (not necessarily as a part of my squad), commenting on it and participating in fights, instead of sitting around somewhere waiting for me to return and report.
Granted, instead a scientifically educated priest of Oghma will explain the Gaia hypthesis and its scientific foundations to you. After that you will have to perform a manual waste separation action on every killed foe, lest the planet develops a level 1 biohazard that eats your shield within a minute.
I wish that NPC, that are connected to specific quests, may accompany me on the quest (not necessarily as a part of my squad), commenting on it and participating in fights, instead of sitting around somewhere waiting for me to return and report.
Granted. They instead spend their time needing to be rescued or getting in the way.
I wish for Dark Souls like difficulty.
Granted, the interface is only kinect-style so to survive you need to workout and practice like a real life ninja.
I wish joker was piloting the players ship in Andromeda
Granted, the interface is only kinect-style so to survive you need to workout and practice like a real life ninja.
I wish joker was piloting the players ship in Andromeda
Granted. He and Harley Quin attempt to murder the crew in their sleep.
I wish Michael Stevens of Vsauce voices a major crew member.
Granted. He and Harley Quin attempt to murder the crew in their sleep.
I wish Michael Stevens of Vsauce voices a major crew member.
Granted. Unfortunately he gets flushed out of the airlock in the second act to showcase how explosive decompression in space really works.
I wish that we could have another Star Trek alumni voice a major character.
Granted. Unfortunately he gets flushed out of the airlock in the second act to showcase how explosive decompression in space really works.
I wish that we could have another Star Trek alumni voice a major character.
Granted, Patrick Stewart now voices your robotic dog. The dog is also your pilot!
(I read that as 'Star Trek Illuminati' at first. 
I wish for our classes to be recognised in dialogue - e.g. an engineer might have an an additional lines about a tech issue.
Granted! But the dialogue always consists of you being berated for being bad at your class.
I wish that Maraduer Shields was a game companion.
I wish that Maraduer Shields was a game companion.
Granted:
I wish that the progress of the antagonist and maybe other teams on both sides are shown during the the main quest, consistently (and not in just one scene at the beginning of act 1).
Granted:
- With the destroy ending he will be a ghost. You will have to shoot him in several dream sequences, where he appears in a beam of light.
- With the control ending he will switch sides whenever you appear to win a fight, because "our shepard commands us to protect the weak, for freedom", as he puts it.
- With the synthesis ending his loyalty mission will be about building a crucible and a catalyst for Andromeda (unti that is completed, he will constantly complain about how he "does not feel the organics" of Andromeda).
- With the refusal ending you will have to shoot him, as he attacks you on sight.
I wish that the progress of the antagonist and maybe other teams on both sides are shown during the the main quest, consistently (and not in just one scene at the beginning of act 1).
Granted. Everything that the antagonist does is shown during main quests for the hero itself is the mastermind. All is planned to make him a hero.
I wish that there is a mystery/horror quest in the game.
I wish that there is a mystery/horror quest in the game.
Granted. The entire main quest will be so horrible that it remains a mystery how the writers could ever come up with such BS.
I want thresher maws in Andromeda!
Granted, but they're always underground and you never see them.
I wish that we have a fish tank and we can purchase fish for it.
Granted but the fish will cause your most used squadmate to die in the final mission.
I wish that we get a watchable TV in our quarters in-game in ME:A
I wish that we get a watchable TV in our quarters in-game in ME:A
Granted, but since we are in another galaxy you don't get a signal for any channel.
I wish that the language, nudity, and violence/gore will be nearly nonexistent.
I wish that the language, nudity, and violence/gore will be nearly nonexistent.
Wait What? Ok, no nudity, no violence, that is easily granted but no language? No language at all? Ok, let's see, no nudity, no violence, no language ... , ah, got it, the next Mass Effect will be a spin-off of The Sims, I guess.
Not sure if I really corrupted that wish but it's The Sims, so I guess there is some evil in it. 
Anyway, I wish that we can customize the MAKO into a space motorcycle.
Wait What? Ok, no nudity, no violence, that is easily granted but no language? No language at all? Ok, let's see, no nudity, no violence, no language ... , ah, got it, the next Mass Effect will be a spin-off of The Sims, I guess. Is that even corrupted enough?
Anyway, I wish that we can customize the MAKO into a space motorcycle.
Granted. However, you can fall from it. In one mission you must flee from a huge enemy with powerful attacks. Normally it takes several hits to kill you but since you're on a space motorcycle you'll fall from it and the monster will kill you. You forgot to make a backup save and saved after the mission began. You now have to start a new game and use a normal Mako. (Like trying to kill Eva Core when you have the pistol from Citadel DLC. I had to restart the game.)
I wish that the language, nudity, and violence/gore will be existent and that it is the main focus of the game (just to make Daisy angry).
Granted. However, you can fall from it. In one mission you must flee from a huge enemy with powerful attacks. Normally it takes several hits to kill you but since you're on a space motorcycle you'll fall from it and the monster will kill you. You forgot to make a backup save and saved after the mission began. You now have to start a new game and use a normal Mako. (Like trying to kill Eva Core when you have the pistol from Citadel DLC. I had to restart the game.)
I wish that the language, nudity, and violence/gore will be existent and that it is the main focus of the game (just to make Daisy angry).
Granted. Throughout the entire game the protagonist and all squadmates will run around naked, dual wielding pistols which they will shoot into the air at all times, including conversations, which will have swearwords in every sentence no matter how inappropriate. The loading screens will just be shots of the characters having sex.
I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the entire world.
Or alternatively I wish for more synthy, ME1 style music and slightly less orchestral "hear how epic this is" music (not none of the latter, just more of the former)
Granted. Throughout the entire game the protagonist and all squadmates will run around naked, dual wielding pistols which they will shoot into the air at all times, including conversations, which will have swearwords in every sentence no matter how inappropriate. The loading screens will just be shots of the characters having sex.
I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the entire world.
Or alternatively I wish for more synthy, ME1 style music and slightly less orchestral "hear how epic this is" music (not none of the latter, just more of the former)
Granted. You now live on an uninhabited world.
Alternatively, granted. You get more synthy ME1 style music that just happens to be different variations of every Justin Bieber song ever.
I wish for there to be a few hip hop tracks in ME:A.
Granted. You get hip hop tracks that have been made by your comrade who is aspiring artist and for some reason really likes to constantly make you listen his/her tracks. This comrade also gets really whiny when you are not in the mood to listen these tracks.
I wish your freedom genie! No I actually wish that you see the hero playing the original Mass Effect games.
Granted. You get hip hop tracks that have been made by your comrade who is aspiring artist and for some reason really likes to constantly make you listen his/her tracks. This comrade also gets really whiny when you are not in the mood to listen these tracks.
I wish your freedom genie! No I actually wish that you see the hero playing the original Mass Effect games.
Granted, the final mission is the protag playing ME3 as Shepard, and picking their favourite colour ending.
I wish to visit a location full of bioluminescent plants.
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