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[Tim van Beek]

I wish to visit a location full of bioluminescent plants.

Granted, but the emissions will all be in the infrared and ultraviolet part of the spectrum, so that they appear to be pitch black to humans, but your synthetic squadmate will slobber over the beauty of it and pity you.

 

I wish for interactions with the pysical surroundings that take the best of the original triology: Moving stuff with biotics (ME1), destroying stuff with weapon fire (ME2) and stuff that breaks or is destroyed by your foes as you try to walk by (ME3).

[Remains]

Granted, but the emissions will all be in the infrared and ultraviolet part of the spectrum, so that they appear to be pitch black to humans, but your synthetic squadmate will slobber over the beauty of it and pity you.

 

I wish for interactions with the pysical surroundings that take the best of the original triology: Moving stuff with biotics (ME1), destroying stuff with weapon fire (ME2) and stuff that breaks or is destroyed by your foes as you try to walk by (ME3).

 

Should be granted. However because Bioware made things too realistic you shot explosive container from a fire breaks out and affects the other stuff around making them explode. Thus you have to fight screaming and flaming enemies and eventually charging krogan gets too close to you and sets you on fire too.

And because there is animation for being in flames you just flail around when finally the flaming krogan kills you because of his regeneration ability and it's attitude does not give a damn about it.

 

Just cleared the first Mass Effect again! Such a great feeling and now to Mass Effect 2.

 

Oh yeah the wish. I wish there was part in the game where the protagonist cannot handle all the responsibility and happenings showing own humanity or whatever race being.

[Duelist]

Oh yeah the wish. I wish there was part in the game where the protagonist cannot handle all the responsibility and happenings showing own humanity or whatever race being.

 

Granted. The part in question lasts for 90% of the game.

 

I wish for Hunter Mode to be an SP skill.

[DuskWanderer]

Granted. The part in question lasts for 90% of the game.

 

I wish for Hunter Mode to be an SP skill.

 

Granted. It's loud, clanky, turns you into a brittle shell. 

 

I wish for no cliche angsty storylines for the characters. 

[Vespervin]

Granted, but all of the character stories are extremely boring and you never want to do them twice.

 

I wish for the ability to land our ship on planets and have it act as a base, basically becoming the small hub for whatever planet we land on.

[Sifr]

Granted, but all of the character stories are extremely boring and you never want to do them twice.

 

I wish for the ability to land our ship on planets and have it act as a base, basically becoming the small hub for whatever planet we land on.

 

Granted. But the landing on planets is in no small part to our pilot getting drunk and crashing our ride, forcing us to establish a base as something to do while we're desperately trying to repair the ship and leave (hopefully before cannibalism sets in).

 

I wish for an alien companion like Chewbacca.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted. But the landing on planets is in no small part to our pilot getting drunk and crashing our ride, forcing us to establish a base as something to do while we're desperately trying to repair the ship and leave (hopefully before cannibalism sets in).

 

I wish for an alien companion like Chewbacca.

Granted. However, you never understand what the hell she/he/it is saying. He also rips out your arms if you make him/her/it angry. 

 

I wish that our ship isn't the SSV Daddy Issues v2. 

[Sifr]

Granted. However, you never understand what the hell she/he/it is saying. He also rips out your arms if you make him/her/it angry. 

 

I wish that our ship isn't the SSV Daddy Issues v2. 

 

Granted. We have an abundance of Mother Issues instead.

 

I wish that Lena Headey voices a character.

[DuskWanderer]

Granted. We have an abundance of Mother Issues instead.

 

I wish that Lena Headey voices a character.

 

Granted. You, and the world, will hate the character so much Uwe Boll will be looked at positively in comparison.

 

I wish for a race of awesome bear creatures!

[Sifr]

Granted. They are like Care Bears... only instead of shooting rainbows, they shoot acid. And eat people. (Well, they are bears).

 

I wish that we can blow up a star.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted. They are like Care Bears... only instead of shooting rainbows, they shoot acid. And eat people. (Well, they are bears).

 

I wish that we can blow up a star.

Granted. It is the star where Terra Nova or Nueva Tierra (or however Earth v2 is called) is located, effectively killing all of humanity. 

 

I wish that we find the remains of a failed Reaper invasion of Andromeda. 

[EmissaryofLies]

Granted. It is the star where Terra Nova or Nueva Tierra (or however Earth v2 is called) is located, effectively killing all of humanity. 

 

I wish that we find the remains of a failed Reaper invasion of Andromeda. 

Granted, but then you find out that they were stopped by a synthetic Jar Jar binks-like race that reveals themselves as the main antagonists

 

I wish that the story is better than the original trilogy.

[TheChosenOne]

Granted, But the ending will be SO bad it will make the original ME trilogy ending look good.

 

 

I wish to get a lightsaber in the game

[Feybrad]

Granted, But the ending will be SO bad it will make the original ME trilogy ending look good.

 

 

I wish to get a lightsaber in the game

 

Granted. In Fact, Andromeda will turn out to be the Galaxy far far away.

 

I wish BioWare would be bought by Disney (as they seem to be on a Roll right now and treat their acquired Brands with Respect, unlike EA).

[Metalfros]

Granted. In Fact, Andromeda will turn out to be the Galaxy far far away.

 

I wish BioWare would be bought by Disney (as they seem to be on a Roll right now and treat their acquired Brands with Respect, unlike EA).

Granted. From now on, Mass Effect is published in Disney Infinity style and is released every year. Dragon Age is completely cut and gets after 10 years one last clichë movie to keep the fans happy.

 

I wish Tyrion Lannister will be one of my crewmates (and romance option offcourse)

[Sifr]

Granted. From now on, Mass Effect is published in Disney Infinity style and is released every year. Dragon Age is completely cut and gets after 10 years one last clichë movie to keep the fans happy.

 

I wish Tyrion Lannister will be one of my crewmates (and romance option offcourse)

 

Granted, but you have to play as Shae.

 

I wish that one of the planets in Andromeda is actually Thedas.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted, but you have to play as Shae.

 

I wish that one of the planets in Andromeda is actually Thedas.

Granted. The planet is completely destroyed during the first 10 minutes of the game as a way to introduce the villain.

 

I wish that there is someone in the crew that acts like Spock (with the logic and such stuff). 

[dragonflight288]

Granted, but their voice actor is terrible and makes you want to avoid them.

 

I wish that you actually see character eat, like the protagonist having dinner with someone. 

[Amirit]

I wish that you actually see character eat, like the protagonist having dinner with someone. 

 

Granted, but your table mate will always be an alien with nasty food taste and way to eat that stuff.

 

I wish there will be realistic physics in ship movements. 

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted, but your table mate will always be an alien with nasty food taste and way to eat that stuff.

 

I wish there will be realistic physics in ship movements. 

Granted. However, after spending so much time and money working on creating realistic physics they decide to simply scrap Mass Effect and sell it as Ship Physics and Space Banging Simulator 2017. It sells millions of copies and most of BSN is happy with it because they get like 12 romances. 

 

I wish that we are allowed to edit the height of our character. 

[BraveVesperia]

Granted. However, after spending so much time and money working on creating realistic physics they decide to simply scrap Mass Effect and sell it as Ship Physics and Space Banging Simulator 2017. It sells millions of copies and most of BSN is happy with it because they get like 12 romances. 

 

I wish that we are allowed to edit the height of our character. 

Granted, but the camera won't be altered to match. Say hello to 100 hours of looking at the top of your short character's head, or the bottom of your tall character's chin. 

 

I wish for interrupts to return in some capacity.

[ffejita]

Granted, but the camera won't be altered to match. Say hello to 100 hours of looking at the top of your short character's head, or the bottom of your tall character's chin. 

 

I wish for interrupts to return in some capacity.

 

Granted, everyone else interrupts every line of your character's dialogue.

 

I wish for a loyalty mission where you have to throw a sweet birthday party

[Flog the Undying]

Granted, everyone else interrupts every line of your character's dialogue.

 

I wish for a loyalty mission where you have to throw a sweet birthday party

 

Granted, but the only person you can invite is Jacob.

 

I wish for an all-gay crew.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted, but the only person you can invite is Jacob.

 

I wish for an all-gay crew.

Granted. Your character is the only crew member. Dayum, it was hard finding a way to corrupt that without offending half of BSN...

 

I wish for the M7 Lancer (from ME3) to return. 

[dragonflight288]

Granted. Your character is the only crew member. Dayum, it was hard finding a way to corrupt that without offending half of BSN...

 

I wish for the M7 Lancer (from ME3) to return. 

 

Granted, but it's like Zaede's gun Jessy, and can't be used.

 

I wish for Quarains to be wandering around without their helmets.