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[ananna21]

granted but now they are going through a mask fad.

I wish for the female player character to walk like a woman.

[SagaX]

granted but now they are going through a mask fad.
I wish for the female player character to walk like a woman.

Granted. But now she is so delicate and girly that has menstruation system, meaning sometimes she is awesome and sometimes shes behaves like George Martin, killing loving people for no reason jajajajja XD

Ps: John Snow is dead.

I wish... The male hero says "We'll bang, ok?" At least once as a tribute to Gamer Poop Mass Effect. Lol.

[ananna21]

granted but said response to that question is no.

I wish for a missions where we can sneak in kill some bad guys and make their leader think their rivals did it.

[Metalfros]

Granted, but you are also one of the rivals of the leader, so he suspects you anyway.

 

I wish for an all female (hot) crew

[Helios969]

Granted, but you are also one of the rivals of the leader, so he suspects you anyway.

I wish for an all female (hot) crew

Granted but their hotness is a holographic projection and when you go to sex it up they turn into Lovecraftian horrors that rip you apart.

I wish for a female Batarian squadmate.

[BraveVesperia]

Granted but their hotness is a holographic projection and when you go to sex it up they turn into Lovecraftian horrors that rip you apart.

I wish for a female Batarian squadmate.

Granted, but she is the last of her species, preserved as a VI. 

 

I wish for a mission that takes place entirely in the dark. Either we get nightvision visors, or the nigthvision doesn't work because [insert handwave here] and we have to use torches. But basically we're in the dark the whole time.

[Metalfros]

Granted, but she is the last of her species, preserved as a VI. 

 

I wish for a mission that takes place entirely in the dark. Either we get nightvision visors, or the nigthvision doesn't work because [insert handwave here] and we have to use torches. But basically we're in the dark the whole time.

Granted, but the Reaper family also resides there, and from here you can guess what will happen.

 

I wish for Solana Vakarian as a squadmate.

[ffejita]

Granted, but the Reaper family also resides there, and from here you can guess what will happen.

 

I wish for Solana Vakarian as a squadmate.

 

Granted, but she dies Jenkins style

 

I wish for the ability to appoint squad members that aren't on your current team to special side-missions, ala suicide run in ME2

[SpaceLobster]

Granted, but she dies Jenkins style

 

I wish for the ability to appoint squad members that aren't on your current team to special side-missions, ala suicide run in ME2

Granted, but they will always die.

 

I wish for the ability to fight reaperified babies. And zombie babies too.

[Pistolized]

Granted, but in choosing to do so, your soul immediately withers away from willingly fighting children, sending all characters involved into a deep depression.

 

I wish for believable artificial intelligence.

[Metalfros]

Granted, but in choosing to do so, your soul immediately withers away from willingly fighting children, sending all characters involved into a deep depression.

 

I wish for believable artificial intelligence.

Granted. You get a 90% less functional EDI.

 

I wish for a big Andromeda novel about our main protagonist prior to the main events.

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted. You get a 90% less functional EDI.

 

I wish for a big Andromeda novel about our main protagonist prior to the main events.

Granted. However, it is written by the same person who wrote Deception. 

 

I wish that we meet a pre-spaceflight civilization with technology similar to modern day earth. 

[Vespervin]

Granted, but the novel is in a language that no one can understand.

 

Granted, but we only encounter them for 5 minutes and then never see them or hear about them again.

 

I wish for the Reapers to return in Andromeda.

[BohemiaDrinker]

Granted, but they shed their armors and now all look like Starchild.

 

I wish to be able to pause the game during cutscenes.

[Spectr61]

Granted, but then your game permanently morphs into the mess that is DAI.

I wish we could play a Krogan Vanguard.

[MrObnoxiousUK]

Your wish is granted but it now turns out your Krogan suffers from extreme flatulence and tourettes which coupled with biotic abilities causes the universe to explode in a kaleidoscope of methane tinted stars.

 

I wish for for chest hair for male characters

 

 

(Ves you are supposed to corrupt my wish not give me exactly what i wanted!)

[Vespervin]

Granted, but they have more chest hair than Austin Powers.

 

I wish for the ability to make our characters transparent.

 

(You want MORE chest hair than Austin Powers? Oooooookay then)

 

GRANTED, but your character has so much chest hair you're a walking giant ball of hair and during cutscenes you can only see the hair.

[ActualOjou]

Granted, but then it turns out not even you can find out where your character is any more

 

I wish for Varren races in the middle of the desert, lets get it

[SpaceLobster]

Granted, but then it turns out not even you can find out where your character is any more

 

I wish for Varren races in the middle of the desert, lets get it

The varren races take place in the middle of the desert but you see them like in the Citadel DLC.

 

I wish for the ability to look like a ninja.

[Pistolized]

Granted, but in order to look like a ninja, you become a ninja, being completely useless in high-tech space battles.

 

I wish for "Mass Effect: Origins"

[BohemiaDrinker]

Granted: you play as one of the Leviathans, and the whole game is an engineering simulator which goal is to create the reapers.

 

I wish for one of those hawaian hula dolls to put on my mako.

[EmissaryofLies]

Granted, but it has an explosive inside of it that the enemy uses to blow up your mako. 

 

I wish for actual PvP in the multiplayer if there is to be one.

[Amirit]

Granted, but in the name of balance the only play-able race is human and 3/4 abilities do not work in PvP.

 

I wish for every companion to be romance-able!

[Altair_ShepardN7]

Granted, but in the name of balance the only play-able race is human and 3/4 abilities do not work in PvP.

 

I wish for every companion to be romance-able!

Granted. However, each companion's romance is identical to the other's. You might say -"Aye, but the romance ark might be great!!" Nope, the romance ark sucks. 

 

I wish that we are allowed to create an empire. 

[StealthGamer92]

Granted. However, each companion's romance is identical to the other's. You might say -"Aye, but the romance ark might be great!!" Nope, the romance ark sucks. 

 

I wish that we are allowed to create an empire. 

Granted. However you'll alway's be overthrown by an underling after you declare the empire offical(which automatically happen's).

 

I wish that sniper rifle's were more like sniper rifle's and less like DMR's(e.g. only useful at long range and too speacialized to use anywhere enclosed or distance's you'd normally use say a Mattok at) in ME:A.