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#51
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Granted but it is all red lyrium and everyone turns into abominations.

 

I wish for the lead characters to have Aussie accents.



#52
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Granted, but you'll only interact with the software portion of them and the hardware soldiers are still in the Milky Way.
 
I wish for lyrium smithing to be implemented with building colonies.

 
Granted but there's only red lyrium in Andromeda, driving everyone insane and we get to replay the plot of DA:I.
I'll also throw in DA:I gameplay mechanics for good measure. :devil:
 

EDIT: Dam, :ph34r: ed again! But at least we had the same idea. :)

Granted but it is all red lyrium and everyone turns into abominations.

I wish for the lead characters to have Aussie accents.

 

They will mate! Unfortunately, they will also adhere to the Australian government's idea as to what is proper in computer games, which means they basically won't be allowed to say a word or do anything.

 

 

I wish that ME:A will not have "kill 10 x" or fetch quests.



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Granted but there's only red lyrium in Andromeda, driving everyone insane and we get to replay the plot of DA:I.

I'll also throw in DA:I gameplay mechanics for good measure. :devil:

 

I wish that ME:A will not have "kill 10 x" or fetch quests.

 

It will have "kill 11 x" and poop quests.

 

I wish we get to use mono-swords like the N7 Slayer and Shadow.



#54
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It will have "kill 11 x" and poop quests.

 

I wish we get to use mono-swords like the N7 Slayer and Shadow.

 

Granted, but they'll be plastic toys that do no damage, or they'll only offer visual appeal but can't be equipped and used.

 

I wish Shepard's clone returns. 



#55
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Granted but it is all red lyrium and everyone turns into abominations.

 

I wish for the lead characters to have Aussie accents.

 

Granted, but they're all bogans.

 

 

I wish we'd some actual information on this game soon.



#56
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Granted, but they'll be plastic toys that do no damage, or they'll only offer visual appeal but can't be equipped and used.

 

I wish Shepard's clone returns. 

 

Granted. They'll be the true main character that your PC will constantly play second fiddle to.

 

 

Granted, but they're all bogans.

 

 

I wish we'd some actual information on this game soon.

 

Granted. Information on the squadmate's footwear will be incoming.

 

I wish for tattoo options not limited to the face.



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Granted. They'll be the true main character that your PC will constantly play second fiddle to.

 

 

 

Granted. Information on the squadmate's footwear will be incoming.

 

I wish for tattoo options not limited to the face.

Granted, but they're all under clothing that your character never takes off.

 

I wish for two companions like Tali and Garrus who are fan favorites and span however long Mass Effect: Andromeda's storyline lasts.



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Granted, but they're all under clothing that your character never takes off.

 

I wish for two companions like Tali and Garrus who are fan favorites and span however long Mass Effect: Andromeda's storyline lasts.

Granted, in fact they are Tali and garrus reusing the same catch phrases and dialogue with nothing new, which is so overdone it kills your love of Tali/Garrus from the first game as well.

 

I wish this game is a complete space-western



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Granted, in fact they are Tali and garrus reusing the same catch phrases and dialogue with nothing new, which is so overdone it kills your love of Tali/Garrus from the first game as well.

 

I wish this game is a complete space-western

Granted, but your helmet options are restricted to cowboy hats and none of the pistols have more than 6 shots.

 

I wish for the PC to have multiple voice actor options.


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#60
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Granted but they'll all be voiced by 2-6 year olds.

 

I wish for the new aliens to be well fleshed out and have interesting history and story to them.



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Granted but they all will have daddy issues.

 

I wish that male PC can wear stripper suit from original trilogy.


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Granted, but his arms will merge with his torso in every single cutscene (think male elves in DA:I) and you get humiliated by the antagonist for your choice in apparel which removes any and all possibility of romancing anyone.

 

I wish that we don't get another writer's pet character like Liara in ME:A.



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Granted, but his arms will merge with his torso in every single cutscene (think male elves in DA:I) and you get humiliated by the antagonist for your choice in apparel which removes any and all possibility of romancing anyone.

 

I wish that we don't get another writer's pet character like Liara in ME:A.

 

Granted, but your favorite character gets killed off-screen.

 

I wish the game wouldn't crash alot and be buggy on release.


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#64
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Granted, but your favorite character gets killed off-screen.

 

I wish the game wouldn't crash alot and be buggy on release.

 

Granted it'll run perfectly until the second patch.

 

 

I wish for more options to decorate your personal rooms, plants, pets, etc.



#65
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Granted it'll run perfectly until the second patch.

 

 

I wish for more options to decorate your personal rooms, plants, pets, etc.

 

Granted, but you can only buy plants, pets and other decorating stuff with item pack DLCs.

 

I wish the Drells return in ME:A.



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Granted, but you can only buy plants, pets and other decorating stuff with item pack DLCs.

 

I wish the Drells return in ME:A.

 

Granted, but they're all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

 

I wish that we'll have "We'll Bang, Okay?" as a dialogue option.


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#67
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Granted, but they're all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

I wish that we'll have "We'll Bang, Okay?" as a dialogue option.


You get your dialogue option but it can only be used on hanar.

I wish the Black Widow rifle would make it's return.
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#68
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Granted, but it'll always appear at the most inopportune times and the only way to chose a different line will be to have a high Paragon/Renegade score.

 

:ph34r: 'd

 

Granted, but it will only be available to the antagonist and they will instantly one-shot you with it regardless how good your gear is.

 

I wish that the exploration in ME:A doesn't detract from the plot.



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Granted, but it'll always appear at the most inopportune times and the only way to chose a different line will be to have a high Paragon/Renegade score.

 

I wish that the exploration in ME:A doesn't detract from the plot.

 

Granted, but there will only be one primary enemy in most environments: space spiders.

 

I wish for a ship that's bigger on the inside. 


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Granted, but there will only be one primary enemy in most environments: space spiders.

I wish for a ship that's bigger on the inside.


You get a ship that's bigger on the inside but has no toilets.

I wish for armoured dusters.
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Granted, but there will only be one primary enemy in most environments: space spiders.

 

I wish for a ship that's bigger on the inside. 

Ninjad

 

 

You get a ship that's bigger on the inside but has no toilets.

I wish for armoured dusters.

 

Granted but they are so heavy, you move at 1/10 speed at all times

 

I wish for the forum to like the romance options available, in perfect content.



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Ninjad

 

 

 

Granted but they are so heavy, you move at 1/10 speed at all times

 

I wish for the forum to like the romance options available, in perfect content.

 

Granted but they'll complain furiously about every non romanceable character.

 

 

I wish there won't be any characters or lore adding plots hidden behind expensive DLC


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#73
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Granted but they are so heavy, you move at 1/10 speed at all times

 

I wish for the forum to like the romance options available, in perfect content.

 

Granted, but the positive reaction is actually the result of a subtle and insidious mass hysteria that will inevitably spell doom for all humankind. 

 

Ninja'd.

 

 

 

Granted but they'll complain furiously about every non romanceable character.

 

 

I wish there won't be any characters or lore adding plots hidden behind expensive DLC

 

Granted, but all the best loot will be attained that way. 

 

I wish for glamorous casual wear options and elegant armor.


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Granted, but the positive reaction is actually the result of a subtle and insidious mass hysteria that will inevitably spell doom for all humankind. 

 

I wish for glamorous casual wear options and elegant armor. 

 

Granted they'll be available to everyone but the player character.

 

I wish to be able to talk about more normal things with my crew like kids for example.



#75
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Granted they'll be available to everyone but the player character.

 

I wish to be able to talk about more normal things with my crew like kids for example.

 

Granted, but 90% of the crew's conversations will revolve around the tragedies of diaper changing.

 

I wish for a hot gay LI.