Granted, but 90% of the crew's conversations will revolve around the tragedies of diaper changing.
I wish for a hot gay LI.
You get your hot gay LI. As said LI is a descendant of Leeroy Jenkins, he dies in the first mission of the game.
I wish for a revolver.
Granted, but shooting it only releases a white flag.
I wish for one Quarian without a face mask.
Granted, but they've just taken a rocket to the face... so they're kinda missing the whole head area.
I wish to be able to mod our ship.
Granted, but they've just taken a rocket to the face... so they're kinda missing the whole head area.
I wish to be able to mod our ship.
Granted but the mods will become infected and become utterly useless.
I wish there will be less humanoid looking aliens this time around.
Granted but the mods will become infected and become utterly useless.
I wish there will be less humanoid looking aliens this time around.
There are less human looking aliens now but they're ugly as sin. Thanks to you.
I wish for a horse or something similar to ride.
You have your horse, but can't go within sight of enemy forces, because it can be killed with ridiculous ease.
I wish for a densely political story arc, complete with bribery and the potential for shady diplomacy.
You have your horse, but can't go within sight of enemy forces, because it can be killed with ridiculous ease.
I wish for a densely political story arc, complete with bribery and the potential for shady diplomacy.
Granted, but all politicians in said story arc have fugly dresses like Josephine.
I wish for the Hero of Ferelden to return in ME:A.
Granted but (s)he will die before (s)he can say a single dialogue.
I wish for Johnny Cash to be our permanent squadmate.
Granted but (s)he will die before (s)he can say a single dialogue.
I wish for Johnny Cash to be our permanent squadmate.
Granted, but he will be a mandatory romance option for both male and female. 
I wish for Al Jilani to return to be my personal punching bag.
Granted, but he will be a mandatory romance option for both male and female.
I wish for Al Jilani to return to be my personal punching bag.
Al Jilani returns as your punching bag but her bodyguard isn't having any of that s*** and promptly shoots you dead.
I wish for Shepard's death to be confirmed.
Their death is confirmed but they get brought back to life again via reasons for the purpose of reasons.
I want good looking hair options for the player character.
Their death is confirmed but they get brought back to life again via reasons for the purpose of reasons.
I want good looking hair options for the player character.
Granted but you will have to purchase them as DLC.
I wish for a straight bi-curious nun as a LI.
You will get straight bi-curious nun Asari as LI, but she's only fling.
I wish the ending is epic and makes sense this time.
Granted but you will have to purchase them as DLC.
I wish for a straight bi-curious nun as a LI.
Oh that's evil.
Granted but mid way through the romance they break it off with you figuring out that they prefer the other gender that isn't yours.
I wish that the voice acting will be good for all characters and very well done.
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You will get straight bi-curious nun Asari as LI, but she's only fling.
I wish the ending is epic and makes sense this time.
Yeah, but the Rest of the Game is going to be ****.
Oh that's evil.
Granted but mid way through the romance they break it off with you figuring out that they prefer the other gender that isn't yours.
I wish that the voice acting will be good for all characters and very well done.
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Granted, but the Characters they voice will be super dull and uninteresting.
I wish nothing of what I said in this Post is actually true.
Yeah, but the Rest of the Game is going to be ****.
Granted, but the Characters they voice will be super dull and uninteresting.
I wish nothing of what I said in this Post is actually true.
Granted, it's just the first 40 hours that are crap, and the characters are all Mary-Sues with unbelievably elaborate stories, multiple personalities and conflicting characterisation.
I want a crew member from every Milky Way species on our ship: human, asari, turian, salarian, quarian, krogan, geth, hanar, batarian, drell, volus, elcor, vorcha, rachni.
Granted, but you forgot your translator in home and they all just make disturbing screeching noises when you try to talk to them.
I wish to have badass Asari commando as squadmate.
Granted, but she'll have a horribly grating voice and obnoxiously annoying personality.
I wish our krogan squad mate is voiced by Steven Ogg of GTAV fame.
Granted, but he will sing every sentence like a Disney Princess.
I wish we get a badass villian with a believable reason for evil.
I wish we get a badass villian with a believable reason for evil.
Granted. It's your LI, and you must kill him/her.
I wish for more dialogue options
Granted, but it will be in the...
1) I must go.
2) We talk later.
3) See you.
... style.
I wish my protagonist gets casual clothing.
I wish my protagonist gets casual clothing.
Granted.
Oh, wait you wanted to wear that clothing?
I wish for lots and lots of banter.
(Wicked!)
Wish granted. You will get lots and lots of banter. You will love it. At first.
But they won´t stop. There will be no moment of peace. The neverending banter will haunt you.
I want a fabulous body.
(Wicked!)
Wish granted. You will get lots and lots of banter. You will love it. At first.
But they won´t stop. There will be no moment of peace. The neverending banter will haunt you.
I want a fabulous body.
Granted. However, none of your Companions will find you attractive with that so you don't get Romances.
I wish there would be no alien Race designed to appeal to Sexuality in the Game.
(That´s a tough one.)
Granted. The Game will be called ME:Andromeda LEGO.
I wish the protagonist has a family.
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