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#101
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Granted. However, none of your Companions will find you attractive with that so you don't get Romances.

 

I wish there would be no alien Race designed to appeal to Sexuality in the Game.

Granted. However, If you don't get a lap dance from a Hanar at one of the game's pubs, you will get a Critical Mission Failure screen.

I wish we get good solid lore for the game.


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#102
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(That´s a tough one.)

 

Granted. The Game will be called ME:Andromeda LEGO.

 

I wish the protagonist has a family.

 

Granted. They are all Dead. Your Protagonist is Batman.

 

Granted. However, If you don't get a lap dance from a Hanar at one of the game's pubs, you will get a Critical Mission Failure screen.

I wish we get good solid lore for the game.

 

Granted. It will all be based only on scientific Evidence and Facts. Then the game will be cancelled, because the Developers figured out how to get People to the Andromeda Galaxy and go to NASA with their Results.

 

I wish that Mass Effect Andromeda: LEGO with the mandatory Hanar Lap Dance was a real Thing.


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#103
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I surrender.

There is nothing I can do to make The LEGO Andromeda with Hanar Lap Dance worse.

 

 

I wish for more character development of the protagonist.



#104
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Granted. (S)he will fall into depresion and die.

 

I wish for more swearing. **** yeah!



#105
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Granted, everyone will be swearing except PC and PC will be always telling them that this is inapproriate behaviour.

 

I wish PC will have an opportunity for evil maniacal laughing.


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I wish PC will have an opportunity for evil maniacal laughing.

Granted, the PC sees the opportunity at the start of the game and only stops laughing after the credits rolled.

 

I wish for the multiplayer to become a separate game.


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Granted, the PC sees the opportunity at the start of the game and only stops laughing after the credits rolled.

 

I wish for the multiplayer to become a separate game.

Granted , MP is a separate Game but also an MMO with a Shop . 

 

I wish for the driver of my new ship would be nothing like Joker...aka...never talk or crack Lames jokes...



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Granted , MP is a separate Game but also an MMO with a Shop . 

 

I wish for the driver of my new ship would be nothing like Joker...aka...never talk or crack Lames jokes...

 

Granted. He's Batman.

 

I wish we could find a Way to dissolve most Situations where we face reasonable Opponents in the Game nonviolently.



#110
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Granted. He's Batman.

 

I wish we could find a Way to dissolve most Situations where we face reasonable Opponents in the Game nonviolently.

everything is batman to you ? lol 

 

Granted , everytime you do something good a Batman face swirl around with that old music and the npc face change into Robin Smiling! 

 

I wish we can smoke in the game :P 



#111
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I wish we can smoke in the game :P

Granted, but every time you light up a cigarette the ship wide fire extinguishers trigger.

 

I want an AI to be part of the ships systems.



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AlexiaRevan

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Granted, but every time you light up a cigarette the ship wide fire extinguishers trigger.

 

I want an AI to be part of the ships systems.

Granted but all you see on every screen is error404 

 

I wish to have a hospital like integrated in the ship..especially if its a huge ship with a lot of peoples and play the medic myself :P



#113
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Granted but all you see on every screen is error404 

 

I wish to have a hospital like integrated in the ship..especially if its a huge ship with a lot of peoples and play the medic myself :P

Granted, but all medical procedures are done with minigames in the style of surgeon simulator. 

 

I wish for a turian squadmate who isn't a clone of Garrus.



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Granted, but all medical procedures are done with minigames in the style of surgeon simulator. 

 

I wish for a turian squadmate who isn't a clone of Garrus.

Granted, but he is Garrus' cousin. 

 

I wish that Steve Blum will not voice any characters in ME:A. 



#115
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Granted, but he is Garrus' cousin. 

 

I wish that Steve Blum will not voice any characters in ME:A. 

Granted, but he plays every single squadmate in the sequel.

 

I wish for Uncharted Worlds to be used as the galaxy map theme again.



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Granted, but he plays every single squadmate in the sequel.

 

I wish for Uncharted Worlds to be used as the galaxy map theme again.

 

Granted, but the Benny Hill theme will play during all romance scenes.

 

I hope Mark Meer returns in some role.


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#117
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I hope Mark Meer returns in some role.

Granted, he appears as all sounds made by any ship or space station.

 

I want an in-game toy that causes colored explosions.



#118
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Granted, he appears as all sounds made by any ship or space station.

 

I want an in-game toy that causes colored explosions.

Granted, but the only available colors are red, green, and blue, and the toy uses your imported ME3 ending decision to pick which color you see.

 

I wish that the exploration in MEA will be more interesting than DAI's.



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Granted, but the only available colors are red, green, and blue, and the toy uses your imported ME3 ending decision to pick which color you see.

 

I wish that the exploration in MEA will be more interesting than DAI's.

 

Granted, but the rest of the game sucks completely

 

I wish the main character would be the adopted child of Shepard and Anderson



#120
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Granted, but the rest of the game sucks completely

 

I wish the main character would be the adopted child of Shepard and Anderson

 

Granted, but s/he is completely mary sue/gary stu.

 

I wish we see Al's in ME:A.



#121
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Granted, but s/he is completely mary sue/gary stu.

 

I wish we see Al's in ME:A.

Granted, but they are only present to retroactively justify the catalyst's belief that AIs will wipe out all organic life.  They win, and the series ends.

 

I'm hoping that MEAMP will be relatively similar to ME3MP. 



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Granted, but they are only present to retroactively justify the catalyst's belief that AIs will wipe out all organic life. They win, and the series ends.

I'm hoping that MEAMP will be relatively similar to ME3MP.


Granted. But in order to play MP, you have to pay money every time.

I wish for a party member voiced by Claudia Black.

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I wish for a party member voiced by Claudia Black.

Granted.  Her character is a Fenris mech who only communicates in beeps like R2D2.

 

I wish for a smaller, more personal story.


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#124
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Granted.  Her character is a Fenris mech who only communicates in beeps like R2D2.

 

I wish for a smaller, more personal story.

Granted.  You play the role of an Andromedan colonist who lives in a small house, raises a family and has agoraphobia. 

 

I hope for consistent characterization across the next series. 



#125
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Granted. You play the role of an Andromedan colonist who lives in a small house, raises a family and has agoraphobia.

I hope for consistent characterization across the next series.


Granted. Everyone is consistently characterised as an idiot.

I wish for Nathan Fillion to voice the male PC.